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... Now, this is going to be difficult to tell you all. Because I've been around since November 02, 2015, and never mustered the courage to tell anyone of this wiki.
But on this beautiful Easter day, now that I have had over 2 years of presence, trust and familiarity with this place and its community, it's time I teach all of you the Truth of my existence.
Brace yourselves, kids, for this will be a bumpy ride.
Okay, ready?
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I am not who I appear to be.
No, I am serious right now. This whole time you believed me to be Matthew Schroeder, just an average college-aged Brazilian nerd, who is not famous or well known online. Now, this could not be further from the truth.
Firstly, this is not the only account I have on this wiki. I possess, in fact, two sockpuppet accounts which serve its purpose on giving me further trust among the people, and more power as I pretend to talk and discuss with myself, and eventually convince myself of being right with my ever-so-amazing arguments.
Secondly, the information I give about myself is false. I am, in fact, much older than what I claim to be, and I am not Brazilian either. I never even set foot in Brazil.
I also also not Matthew Schroeder either, although that moniker is based on my true name. My real identity is one that is much more popular online, and whose signs of it have been sprinkled throughout my stay in this website, ever since I joined over 2 years ago.
Yes, my friends, it is all true. And now, it falls to me to reveal myself, to bestow upon you all the knowledge of my true identity:
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... I am Matthew Robert Patrick.
But as always... That is just a theory, a VsBattles Theory.
Thanks for reading.
But on this beautiful Easter day, now that I have had over 2 years of presence, trust and familiarity with this place and its community, it's time I teach all of you the Truth of my existence.
Brace yourselves, kids, for this will be a bumpy ride.
Okay, ready?
...
...
...
I am not who I appear to be.
No, I am serious right now. This whole time you believed me to be Matthew Schroeder, just an average college-aged Brazilian nerd, who is not famous or well known online. Now, this could not be further from the truth.
Firstly, this is not the only account I have on this wiki. I possess, in fact, two sockpuppet accounts which serve its purpose on giving me further trust among the people, and more power as I pretend to talk and discuss with myself, and eventually convince myself of being right with my ever-so-amazing arguments.
Secondly, the information I give about myself is false. I am, in fact, much older than what I claim to be, and I am not Brazilian either. I never even set foot in Brazil.
I also also not Matthew Schroeder either, although that moniker is based on my true name. My real identity is one that is much more popular online, and whose signs of it have been sprinkled throughout my stay in this website, ever since I joined over 2 years ago.
Yes, my friends, it is all true. And now, it falls to me to reveal myself, to bestow upon you all the knowledge of my true identity:
...
...
...
... I am Matthew Robert Patrick.
But as always... That is just a theory, a VsBattles Theory.
Thanks for reading.
