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Guy with a truck and some very bad luck vs Cuelex Assassins

InfiniteDay said:
I have checked both of his main, it doesn't. When he got his tie stuck in a paper shredder it didn't explode.
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he didn't crash the paper shredder tho
InfiniteDay said:
Stalled≠stop moving
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when a vehicle crashes it isn't stalled, it jus stops moving
InfiniteDay said:
FTL processing speeds, you cannot just make it out that Processing = Reaction speed, because that isn't the case. Mentally reacting cannot be scaled to physically reacting, just like in the real world. IE: When taking a test to see how fast you can click, you processing the data before reacting and pressing the button.
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it does matter when the Culesus don't need physical movement to turn, also again, it's accepted, so your opinion doesn't matter unless you make a CTR

also even if the were onl Hypersonic, that's very much fast enough to react to the explosion [you need a 7.5x speed advantage to speedblitz]

InfiniteDay said:
The burden of proof is on you to disprove this, because you have no basis narratively.
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no, the burden of proof is on you, you have to prove that it's because of it's powers and not just plain normal luck

InfiniteDay said:
Both of these allow for fast processing and good deduction, and with FTL processing that gives him enough time to both see and analyze his situation, he would be able to tell rather quickly that the driver is a normal human and the truck is accelerating at faster than normal speeds, which would make him intag, which is the whole basis of him intagging in the first place is him intaging because he knows that he will just crash into a tree, or just plain up dodging
That is incorrect, as this is both close range, and his target and his weapon ae both neutralized (the semi-truck is stalled and unable to move beyond the tree and Gerald himself is having a seizure, so he no reason not to intag in and kill him. Plus, this isn't the only option, I also gave the laser option thought, and it's a incon or a Gerald win in both scenarios.
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again it can just shoot the immesly slowe gerald immidialy as the battle begins, there's litterally no reason that the Culexus wouldn't

InfiniteDay said:
Don't grasp at straws and change your arguments to fit your flawed argument, just accept that Culex cannot win in this scenario, it's either a Incon or a Gerald win, you can choose one or the other, and if you still want to fit you argument you can vote for Culex. Whatever the case, I have layed out exactly what happens, and your only decent argument is the FTL one, which you say I should make a CRT for. But in good faith you cannot turn mental processing into physical reaction.
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you arguments are bs, so no, i am not stopping
 
the fact that this guy is saying that the Culexus's powernull is limitd to only Psychic, reality warping and magic, the fact that he sayinv the FTL rating is not validthe and fact that he's saying that the Culexus would go for the soul touch against a normal, incapacitated human.
 
Power null is specifically not restricted to that, it's moreso a general anti-supernatural feature and anti-soul as well. This is a Blank after all. FTL is absolutely valid for reaction and combat speeds, there are Custodes who can block laser bolts with their spears. Actual lasers. Assassins shouldn't be too far behind those for the same reasons they shouldn't be too far behind Space Marines.

And can you give more context for point 3?
 
for the third thing, it's because of Culexus' passive mind seziure effect they have on normal people unless what Psycho said is wrong in which case bad froggo
 
I mean the blank’s null only works on Warpy stuff, which would cover magic, soul based powers, sorcery, and daemonic stuff, mostly everything (unless he can also null Necron and Ork stuff, which makes it everything.) but just because it negates everything in his verse, doesn’t mean it can null things with completely different mechanics and natures.
The in-verse mechanics can’t be completely ignored here.
 
Not really? So long as it's a soul of any kind, by virtue of the Null having an anti-soul it automatically counteracts the nature of the soul and soul based powers. The specifics depends on what soul exactly he's trying to null and how powerful it is, but by definition all souls are spawns of the infinite dimensioned Warp which has no real limitations. At one point, the Warp was just called the Realm of Souls, so yeah, you can imagine that can affect quite a bit.

If we're assuming a verse with no established soul mechanics, then the Culexus just does what it do.
 
Wait, so even you admit it is based mainly in the soul.
So if the power is non-soul or magic based, why would it work?
 
To be honest, I don't know, unless I forgot something, it was never specified what Gerald's power depends on, it was only described as extreme bad luck
 
It's doesn't really have a explanation, it's just really, really bad luck that can cause pretty improbable events to happen because it's that unlucky.

Also, my point was the FTL processing feat wasn't valid, I had no knowledge of another FTL feat which wasn't listed on the profile.

Then it's a speedblitz.
 
Does it just, activate straight away? Because otherwise (besides the blitz) what stops the Culexus from just firing an eye laser anti-soul beam?
 
Because his opponent and his weapon are incapped (the truck is stalled and Gerald is just mind-haxxed) and the fact that he really isn't far away from his opponent (like 20 meters max)
 
You do realize that the Culexus would shoot before the truck crushes and that the laser has only dozens of meters of range, so even the starting 10 meters is deep in his range
 
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I mean...honestly from what I've read of the thread so far, the Culexus side of things is making a lot more sense, even if his powernull doesn't do anything, the effect the Assassin has on people passively would still massively hamper Gerald and even more importantly, Culexus should just be able to pick the good doctor off before the truck even gets close enough to do anything to him.
 
Soma_King said:
I mean...honestly from what I've read of the thread so far, the Culexus side of things is making a lot more sense, even if his powernull doesn't do anything, the effect the Assassin has on people passively would still massively hamper Gerald and even more importantly, Culexus should just be able to pick the good doctor off before the truck even gets close enough to do anything to him.
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Cuelex Assassin FRA
 
Shmooply said:
Funny skull men FRA
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If you know anything about them you'll know the only thing that's funny is how their victims end up 0.4 microseconds after being exposed to them, specifically morbidly funny
 
Crabwhale said:
If you know anything about them you'll know the only thing that's funny is how their victims end up 0.4 microseconds after being exposed to them, specifically morbidly funny
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I call them funny skull men because that's pretty much what nearly the entire fandom portrays them as you NINCOMPOOP.
 
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