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"I mean, my mere presence empowered y'all to incur le dub, so if anything I'm like the Human Growth Hormone to your guy's Bodybuilde- oh who the **** am I kidding it was mostly me!"Christian Higdon said:"Well, we did it together, I guess?" He said, trying to be happy.
"Yeah! In reality I'm only using 0.0000000001% percent of like, my total power. I'm so strong that I make the people around me swell with power excess!" I say, gloating. I mean, It ain't gloating if it be of facthood, and the fact's are that I'm ******* amazing!Junkoposter said:Due to Natur being a fairy, she totally believes Swathing. "Wow, really?! That's awesome!"
"Wow indeed Miss Fairy! Hey... Wanna see me use 1% percent of my power? I can *guarantee* it WILL amaze you!" Am I really going to do this? Show a mortal the sheer girth of my power at 1%? I suppose so, after all I am a merciful man.. Woman er... whatever the **** I am... besides AMAZING that is!Junkoposter said:Natur is amazed by our lord and savior Swathing. "Wooooow!"
"Be ready Miss Fairy! For my sheer display of... My power" I say, I raise my left arm skywards, and rescind it from it's height, lowering it to be at my center. From there my arm bursts forth from centerhood, spanning leftward, it forms the uppermost half of a circle. I punt my right arm groundwards, it gravitates towards my center before bursting rightwards, forming the circle's bottommost half.Junkoposter said:"Do it do it do it do it do it do it do it!" Natur seems really exited.
"innrdeed!..." I attempt to say, my voice akin to the grating of one's finger against styrofoamJunkoposter said:Natur stare in awe of what just happened, she then starts squealing. "That was cooooool!" She then starts following everyone South. "And now, to adventure!"
I feel not pain, sure a minor sting, but it ain't like that shit gonna knock my ass out, considering that I'm literally god up in this shit.Torlikoff said:I whack the egotist in the back of their head with the stick.
His tone is... menacing... N-n-not-t like a god such as I should fear that!Torlikoff said:"Please, be quiet."
Must ... not ... glare. We can use him as fodder for the next fight.SwathingDegenera777 said:His tone is... menacing... N-n-not-t like a god such as I should fear that!
"Vrey weeeehl, btu nhot pher yhor whoords, bhut ohf mhy ohwn vholiton!"
I hope that is enough this placate this insufferable incelate