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Everybody Wants to Rule the World 4: The beginning of the end edition (aka thread 11)

Rea is a bit weirded out by Aranil's strange behavior.

"I think I'd rather go see a movie on this planet. So what movie should we go to Silas?"
 
@Yobo

"Oh, Master Michael ... now only Master Eva and Master Marta are missing, Master Walter and Master Eden are here" the copy of Aranil says, indicating Eden and Walter next to him.

"Master Aranil right now is in the other universe recovering Master Eva and Master Marta"
 
@Psycho

"Hmm, I'll decide that later for now I desire to explore the planet" Björn says as he summons his army.
 
@Psycho

"Well, explore the planet ... besides you can come when you want to Etheria ... but for commercial purposes, I will be happy to help you build your civilization on this planet ... I hope we will both benefit from this alliance"

@Jacky

"Mh ... we'll see if you change, goodbye ... Destiny" says the illusion, to then disappear.

@Why

"Do you know what I say? Take" I say, handing them two wedding rings.

"I enchanted them so that they could open a portal to Etheria, go to your date and then immediately to Etheria ... this planet is doomed if we super humans stay here one more day" I say.

@ Overlord775

"Marta, I'm done, now you can go through the portal" I say, opening a portal to the closest copy of Marta.
 
My new home huh...

"My eyes see all, my hands make all."

"With my hands as "Hammer", I strike infinite beat of creation."

"With my eyes as "Forge", I watch over infinite of "blade". "

"Infinite sword, set side by side, containing infinite force."

"Infinite arts, set side by side, exuding infinite beauty."

"I vow to be the maker of all infinite force of beauty."

"I vow to be the watcher of all infinite arts of strength."

"For what I am, is a proud artist of Sword (Sword Art's Pride) !"


After declaring it new name, I deployed SAP around the two of us...

A scenery of serenity, where an everlasting green plain is filled with swords, all set up together. In the afar, a giant sword could be seen, set up slanted to the side, with it handle point toward the dawn, like nature's prideful architect. And up above the clear bright sky, numerous star and galaxy could be seen, far above into forever.
 
I turn to Aranil and take the rings. Then I teleport me and Rea to a movie theater that I saw while I was walking around New York with Nach.

They have just the movie I was talking about, nice!

"Two tickets for Iron Man please."

I buy the tickets and get some drinks and popcorn before sitting down in my seat and watching the movie with Rea.
 
"Eeeeh, okay then." He then drank one beer too many and drew out that book. It was safe to summon him now, but this wasn't good. He then fell back asleep.
 
@ Yobo, Overlord775,Paul,God of Procrastination

Returning to the ethereal tower I watch that Michael and Marta have arrived, Eva is missing but it is not a problem.

"Well, I guess all of you are wondering why I summoned you here, literally in another universe"
 
I give a slight laugh.

"Oh Michael, even in a world of madness you look at things with rationality and evidence, never change my sweet, sweet obtuse friend" I say, shaking my head slightly with a smile.
 
Despite ceasing to manefest Colzin, something keeps killing people within Nach. It's not something immediately identifiable, even to him. It's like a hole in his senses, or reality itself.
 
[But I am the hole ;_;]

"Hey before you run off on your date, when's the weddi - oh he's gone..."

Oh well

I'll just make sure I check back in every couple of minutes to see what's going on. In the meantime let's figure out why people keep dying in my internal world.

I teleport back in and shrink into a 0-D point as the paradox of being inside myself occurs.
 
Nach notices that, whenever someone inexplicably dies for seemingly no reason, there is a slight distortion, as if he is subconsciously redacting whatever is doing it from his own body
 
[REDACTED]

"Shit do I have a mind block... Alright everyone, who's doing it?"

I call up all my parallel wills to see if any of them are blocking me from seeing this.

Dagon Evolution continues in preparation for possible fight. Building up mental defenses. Increasing survivability
 
The combined observations don't exactly reveal what the cause is, but they do allow an image of sorts to form......

a man......

Colzin

he's still killing, despite being completely erased. He didn't survive it, not even close, but it never stopped him
 
...

Well I guess this is just a manifested test ground, I could just leave him here for now, I mean I don't really want to deal with Colzin's ... ghost? I guess.

I set one of my parallel wills to the task of constantly re-manifesting new people from the information to keep him entertained and not going anywhere else.
 
Somewhere along the line, something goes wrong.

They are brought back, sure, but in the same state they were left in by Colzin, still fully alive and conscious.
 
"What the **** Parallel Will No. 25, you're fired, go back to working with Parallel Will No. 12 on making sure my paradoxical existence doesn't self-contradict itself out of existence"

I go about completely deconstructing their information to individual bits and bytes them reformat it to stop that.
 
The information that would allow for the wounds at all, including their removal, appears to be missing. The wounds are still there, but appear to have wholly erased the information they touched.

Colzin starts looking around in the sky, realizing that something is up and getting bored at killing people who can't even be bothered to survive more than one hit. He looks directly at one of the Parallel Wills.
 
As That Guy, continuing to plot and watch from the background, witnesses Colzin's forkery via his fittingly darkness based clairvoyance, he just sits back and laughs, briefly considering adding to the clusterfork
 
Oh god oh ****

PUSH EVOLUTION GOD DAGON INTO OVERDRIVE.

All parallel wills begin working on upgrading me, including no 25 and no 12 because where they were working was secretly just a place where nothing actually got done and was just used to assign parallel wills to think about their mistakes.

All of the other Colzin's stuff is added into my attacks, resistance upgrading goes into overdrive, updates are patched to allow interacting with the void of a void of a void, and parallel processing is repeatedly upgraded to create even more parallel wills to conduct further processing and updates.
 
Colzin smiles

The simulated earth disappears, instantly annihilated on a level far beyond anything that Nach could ever bring it back from.

Immediately after, a slice of that universe nearly a solar sytem wide disappears in a similar manner, aimed directly at one of the Parallel Wills. There was no speed to this attack, it merely destroyed everything in it's path instantly, even on the scale of infinitely fast beings.
 
Eventually, That Guy decided "meh fork it" and casually started firing Magic Missiles at some Parallel wills via an Avatar in Nach's being, joining in the madhouse with Colzi

As That Guy opened fire, he turned to Colzi


"Sup bro. Here to take revenge on this guy too?"
 
"┬Ñ0U S0N 0F 4 81+Ôé¼H!!! 50 M4N┬Ñ L1V35 L05+!!"

I teleport over and summon a giant half claw half tentacle for my body, then slash with it. It ignores the distance between us and is multiplied into a literally infinite number of slashes, directly striking Colzin as if he had been standing in front of me.

"RECOGNISE THIS? YEAH THIS WAS ONE OF YOUR TRICKS. I MADE IT BETTER! AND MAYBE YOU'LL RECOGNISE THIS TOO"

Suddenly this entire infinite space is filled with duplicates of me, each being the real one.

"CONCEPT OF NUMBERS NEED NOT APPLY"

We all assume combat form.
 
"Yes, yes i would happen to."

his "body" is totally destroyed, although this doesn't seem to stop him from simply continuing to attack in every direction, destroying everything nearby
 
I and all my duplicates slash again.

Infinite strikes hit Colzin, all with the Happy Touch within them.

NIGHTMARE GOD NYARLATHOTEP

Aeons worth of Fear fills the air around us. Space itself warps and begins to tear in fright. Infinite Waste God Clowns appear from thin air around us.

"what do you fear Colzin!? Something that can kill you permanently, once and for all, and leave your never again able to act on this world and to kill anyone?! Then these gods will take that form!!!"

They start to shift and change.
 
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