Every Character on this wiki (and JBW) Battle Royale (ALL STATS EQUAL)

[Phoenix821]

Robbie Rotten is every character they're all just different disguises of his

 

[Paulo.junior.969]

Who is Robbie? One name you might have for Robbie is The World, or you might call him The Universe, or perhaps God, or perhaps the Truth. Robbie is all and Robbie is one, so of course this also means that Robbie is you.

 

[No-Stomp]

https://joke-battles.fandom.com/wiki/The

https://joke-battles.fandom.com/wiki/Existence

https://joke-battles.fandom.com/wiki/The_Internet

You thought it was them but it was I DIO!!!! https://joke-battles.fandom.com/wiki/DIO_Brando

 

[Paulo.junior.969]

Alright, seriously now, DIO should take this, he has a massive AP advantage with RODA ROLLA DA, as well as that ZA WARUDO hax, and that Power Nullification makes all of the opponent's attacks USELESS, USELESS, USELESS, he can also heal with 7-Up, and the opponents can't even fight him, because they're too busy trying to remember how many breads they've ever eaten, not to mention to the fact that there are 999999999 different versions of DIO, so, even if they somehow killed that DIO, they would still have to defeat the rest, and even if they managed to win, by some miracle, suprise: It was I, Dio. Also, nobody here has defence agains WRYYYYYYY hax.

 

[No-Stomp]

Either:

DIO https://joke-battles.fandom.com/wiki/DIO_Brando

OR

Luigi Wins By Doing Nothing https://joke-battles.fandom.com/wiki/Luigi_(Doing_Nothing_Edition)

 

[SITHISIT]

https://joke-battles.fandom.com/wiki/Combined_Exaggerated

It wins.

 

[Kazanshin]

MUDAMUDA!

Jotaro wins via Star Plotinum, infinite magazines and asspull.

 

[Paulo.junior.969]

『Same Type of Stand』

 

[Kazanshin]

• FIGHT!*

Jotaro gets spammed with infinite hax from everythingness, but survives thanks to magazines. He then realises Star Plotinum is the same type of stand as all existant hax, immortality and regen, and haxes everyone.

 

[Vizorus69]

*FIGHT!*
Jotaro gets spammed with infinite hax from everythingness, but survives thanks to magazines. He then realises Star Plotinum is the same type of stand as all existant hax, immortality and regen, and haxes everyone.

Even the same type as Jotaro Kujo from an alternate universe?

 

[Kazanshin]

Jotaro realises Star Plotinum is the same type of stand as Star Plotinum, making Jotaro realise that Star Plotinum is the same type of stand as Star Plotinum, making Jotaro realise that Star Plotinum is the same type of stand as Star Plotinum, making....

 

[Vizorus69]

Jotaro realises Star Plotinum is the same type of stand as Star Plotinum, making Jotaro realise that Star Plotinum is the same type of stand as Star Plotinum, making Jotaro realise that Star Plotinum is the same type of stand as Star Plotinum, making....

But what happen, if Novel Kars roastes Jotaro so hot, that even Star Plotinum gets sick of Jotaro and abandon him for Kars? This had been shown in the novel with Kira and Killer Queen.

 

[Vizorus69]

Chuck Norris already won.

Bruh, that is not true, kid goku beat bruce lee

And bruce lee beats chuck norris

I have a question, paper beats rock and scissors beat paper, does that mean scissors beat rock? No! That's the situation. Power-scaling is not trustworthy.

 

[Kazanshin]

Jotaro realises Star Plotinum is the same type of stand as Star Plotinum, making Jotaro realise that Star Plotinum is the same type of stand as Star Plotinum, making Jotaro realise that Star Plotinum is the same type of stand as Star Plotinum, making....

But what happen, if Novel Kars roastes Jotaro so hot, that even Star Plotinum gets sick of Jotaro and abandon him for Kars? This had been shown in the novel with Kira and Killer Queen.

Jotaro's magazines will prevent him from getting roasted, and his manliness (being a Jojo) will prevent Star Plotinum to leave him. Also, since Kars doesn't know about Jotaro, plot will make him turn into a dolphin for no reason, allowing Jotaro to rape him, which will kill Kars since he doesnt need sex, but will get too much, so he'll explode of fetishness and turn into a dolphin stone.

 

[Vizorus69]

It looks like there's only one (or maybe more) character left to defeat Star Plotinum. Made in Heaven Ultimate Requiem!!! *Pose Intensifies*

 

[Kazanshin]

NANI!?

It seems like Star Plotinum is the same type of stand as Made in Heaven Ultimate Requiem, YAREYARE DAZE.

ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORORAORAORAORAORAORA!

 

[Vizorus69]

Let me remind you how Jotaro died.

Not even the plot could help him copy Made in HEBUN.

 

[JustSomeWeirdo]

Jotaro died because he lost Star Plotinum, it was already fading away in Part 4

 

[Vizorus69]

Exactly, Made in Heaven Ultimate Requiem!!! *Pose Intensifies*

 

[JustSomeWeirdo]

Part 3 Jotaro (With Full Power Star Plotinum) would absolutely stomp MiHUR as the Plot would be in his favor, Jotaro died in Part 6 because the plot was no longer being manipulated in Jotaro's favor

 

[Kazanshin]

Already in part 4, Jotaro lost to a rat. Still, at that time, he could use plot to an extant where he could instantly figure out how Sheer Heart Attack worked and have a delinquent with a pompadour kink-shame an office worker.

 

[DMUA]

Spam Boy's mere presence would lay waste to these fodders.

 

[JustSomeWeirdo]

Yes, Star Plotinum was fading away in Part 4, but it still worked at times

 

[SITHISIT]

Combined exaggerated is the combination of every single exaggerated and wanked character..

And The died permanently just thinking for half a nanosecond about it

 

[JustSomeWeirdo]

>Implying Jotaro ("Same kind of Stand" Edition) is wanked or exaggerated

 

[SITHISIT]

Editions also count

 

[Vizorus69]

There's one character that can beat him.

Dire

Thunder-Cross Split Attack!!!!!

A perfect combination of attack and defense.

No one can beat him. Dio never kills him.

Dire was just sitting on a beach somewhere drinking hamon-infused martinis.

 

[Kazanshin]

Fufufu...

Zannenndana, Dire-kun, but the winner isn't you... KONO KAKYOIN DA!

NO ONE CAN JUST DEFLECT THE EMERALD SPLASH!

KURAE! HANKEI NIJUU MEETORU EMERARUDO SUPURASSHU!

 

[Vizorus69]

You know berserking, sentient stand? Like Foo Fighters and Silver Chariot Requiem?

I'm introducing you to...

Ultimate Hierophant Viridian Green Act Infinity Made in Requiem of the World Over Heavens of Fate Kings Star Plotinum, Death of Destiny Edition 666

*Posing intensifies*

 

[Dragonmasterxyz]

Gallantmon throws his lance.

 

[Vizorus69]

How about...

Ultimate Hierophant Viridian Green Act Infinity Made in Requiem of The World Over Heavens of Fate Kings Star Plotinum, Death of Destiny Edition 666, Embodiment of All Concept, Infinity Dimensional Power Over The Infiniteth Dimension.


Can't get any better than the embodiment of all concept including memes and Digimons.

 

[Kazanshin]

You thought it was Ultimate Hierophant Viridian Green Act Infinity Made in Requiem of The World Over Heavens of Fate Kings Star Plotinum, Death of Destiny Edition 666, Embodiment of All Concept, Infinity Dimensional Power Over The Infiniteth Dimension but...

 

[Fankid]

They'd all hax each other to death if everything was equalised.

 

[Vizorus69]

The most hax?

More like, no hax. Monarch of Pointland

Am I right?

 

[Paulo.junior.969]

Well, if you want "no hax", you may like those guys.

 

[No-Stomp]

(insert uganda knuckles joke battle wiki page here if it exist because it would totally win)

 

[No-Stomp]

This Stomps Everyone

we must save everyone's life before they see it

 

[Vizorus69]

This Stomps Everyone
we must save everyone's life before they see it

Not really for me. When someone asks for it, I just show them.

Any idea how to show it? Can't seem to cpoy and paste it or send a link.

 

[Stryk3r1337]

Well, if you want "no hax", you may like those guys.

Well, the FW from the Xenoverse game series have decent hax, so does Demigra and the Time Breakers. Otherwise, you're sadly right

 

[Stryk3r1337]

Anyway, since Tier 0 is allowed, Soga Keena wins. TOAA, Azathoth, and the Writer have nothing on her.