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Gonna be honest i'm not gonna read the 30 previous CRT's that have been made to this verse apparently so if this whole thing was in vein because of something I missed in one of those then that's just... great.
Jim Hopper
"Fought and killed a fully matured Demogorgon"
Yeah, with a sword. And also it had been shot and burned previously, with fire being like, the thing's only freaking weakness.
Steve Harrington
"Skilled Hand-to-Hand Combatant (Has shown decent skill in fist fights, being able to take on Johnathan and a Soviet Soldier)"
Johnathan is just some guy. The dude is a loner and doesn't even practice like, a contact sport or something. Not to mention that Steve got his shit rocked by him. The soviet soldier he defeated? He was throwing Steve around until Steve gets one sneaky hit in and then proceeds to KO him with a phone. I don't think you have to be skilled in fighting to hit someone over the head with a phone. Steve's previous track record with fist fights also doesn't support him in this regard, as it's even acknowledged in-universe that he doesn't win a fight until Season 3.
"Weapon Mastery (Incredibly skilled with his bat)"
He just uses a bat like anyone else would. You wind up and you hit stuff with it and that's really all you have to do to deal some real damage. If he was doing stuff like this then sure, but dude's just swinging normally. Those little spins he does? They're really just flair and don't add anything to his actual fighting style. If we gave him Weapon Mastery just for that then it'd be like assuming that anyone who can spin a revolver is automatically a good shot.
"Vehicular Mastery"
The guy just owns a car lmfao
"High Pain Tolerance (Can still fight after brutal beatings from Soviet Officers and Billy)"
He can't. Billy knocks him out and and this sure doesn't count as fighting. It's barely cut from this clip here but literally at the start he's talking about how he feels like his eye is about to pop or something. If he actually had pain tolerance, he wouldn't.
"Can tank punches from Johnathan, who can break a cops nose with a backhand"
Ehhhh. Only evidence of Johnathan actually breaking that cop's nose is the cop yelling "my nose!" when he gets hit, and iirc when he appears later in the show his nose is intact. Also like, if you get hit in the nose, that shit hurts man. Don't think Johnathan actually broke the guys nose that just sounds like he hit him in the nose and that was it.
"Stamina: Peak human (Withstood torturous interrogation by the Soviets in Starcourt Mall)"
I mean, this just looks like him taking a beating. What is he supposed to do? Just faint after two hits? I'm pulling this out of my ass btw but torture is surely also designed to keep the subject concious for the most amount of time, otherwise if you were knocking them out every two minutes it'd be a pretty huge waste of time.
Nancy Wheeler
"Standard Equipment: Handgun, Shotgun, Rifle"
All of these should be optional equipment, she obviously doesn't have them on her person at all times. Yes I'm being pedantic, who gives a shit.
Dustin Henderson
High Pain Tolerance (Could walk a great distance after breaking his leg)
That's stamina, he was clearly still feeling the pain.
Max Mayfield
"Vehicular Mastery (Was taught by her father at a young age how to drive, and is capable of driving vehicles proficiently under high pressure. Is an incredibly skilled skateboarder)"
"...proficiently..."
"...proficiently..."
Vehicular Mastery is when you run over a mailbox. Skateboard stuff is fine though.
Jim Hopper
"Fought and killed a fully matured Demogorgon"
Yeah, with a sword. And also it had been shot and burned previously, with fire being like, the thing's only freaking weakness.
Steve Harrington
"Skilled Hand-to-Hand Combatant (Has shown decent skill in fist fights, being able to take on Johnathan and a Soviet Soldier)"
Johnathan is just some guy. The dude is a loner and doesn't even practice like, a contact sport or something. Not to mention that Steve got his shit rocked by him. The soviet soldier he defeated? He was throwing Steve around until Steve gets one sneaky hit in and then proceeds to KO him with a phone. I don't think you have to be skilled in fighting to hit someone over the head with a phone. Steve's previous track record with fist fights also doesn't support him in this regard, as it's even acknowledged in-universe that he doesn't win a fight until Season 3.
"Weapon Mastery (Incredibly skilled with his bat)"
He just uses a bat like anyone else would. You wind up and you hit stuff with it and that's really all you have to do to deal some real damage. If he was doing stuff like this then sure, but dude's just swinging normally. Those little spins he does? They're really just flair and don't add anything to his actual fighting style. If we gave him Weapon Mastery just for that then it'd be like assuming that anyone who can spin a revolver is automatically a good shot.
"Vehicular Mastery"
The guy just owns a car lmfao
"High Pain Tolerance (Can still fight after brutal beatings from Soviet Officers and Billy)"
He can't. Billy knocks him out and and this sure doesn't count as fighting. It's barely cut from this clip here but literally at the start he's talking about how he feels like his eye is about to pop or something. If he actually had pain tolerance, he wouldn't.
"Can tank punches from Johnathan, who can break a cops nose with a backhand"
Ehhhh. Only evidence of Johnathan actually breaking that cop's nose is the cop yelling "my nose!" when he gets hit, and iirc when he appears later in the show his nose is intact. Also like, if you get hit in the nose, that shit hurts man. Don't think Johnathan actually broke the guys nose that just sounds like he hit him in the nose and that was it.
"Stamina: Peak human (Withstood torturous interrogation by the Soviets in Starcourt Mall)"
I mean, this just looks like him taking a beating. What is he supposed to do? Just faint after two hits? I'm pulling this out of my ass btw but torture is surely also designed to keep the subject concious for the most amount of time, otherwise if you were knocking them out every two minutes it'd be a pretty huge waste of time.
Nancy Wheeler
"Standard Equipment: Handgun, Shotgun, Rifle"
All of these should be optional equipment, she obviously doesn't have them on her person at all times. Yes I'm being pedantic, who gives a shit.
Dustin Henderson
High Pain Tolerance (Could walk a great distance after breaking his leg)
That's stamina, he was clearly still feeling the pain.
Max Mayfield
"Vehicular Mastery (Was taught by her father at a young age how to drive, and is capable of driving vehicles proficiently under high pressure. Is an incredibly skilled skateboarder)"
"...proficiently..."
"...proficiently..."
Vehicular Mastery is when you run over a mailbox. Skateboard stuff is fine though.
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