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Death Battle Season Ten Discussion Thread (1) (All-time Death Battle Spoilers Alert)

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Maverick_Zero_X said:
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Quantu said:
Early 2010's tax made this acceptable, imagine if they did a Death Battle similar to this today 🗿
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Imagine doing this, but not out of spite, rather, out of genuine respect. Like typical goodness exalted primary protagonists battle.

We have had All Might vs Might Guy and Jonathan Joestar vs Tanjiro Kamado before.

The two singers grip each others' hands, sending two large shockwaves throughout the area. They then start digging their elbows deep into the table.

Justin Bieber: (arm wrestling) I can't lose. I have the power of Christ on my side!

Rebecca Black: You're inspiring, but no one can defeat the Symbol of Love!
 
"I was only pretending"

Ok, I know you are playing me... but screw it.

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Bonk counter: 25

And thats that. The Big O 25. I think its time to end this running gag. This is getting unfunny, but might as well go out.

Lets recap milestones:
  • 1st Bonking went to Seventy96 posting actual cropped ****.
  • Some of the ******** posters were Seventy96, JoshDoshMosh, CharlesZaGreat and fandom_0ホルスファルコン将軍0
  • Way too many people posted when I was sleep, naughty naughty
  • Some of the bonked posts were worthy enough to be deleted, uh oh
  • Bonk counter started at Bonk #17
  • I have been asked to be bonked at least by 2 users
  • I used a special version of Deus Vult when fandom_0ホルスファルコン将軍0 tried to post sexy Wiz art
  • 12 of these came from this year alone, gezus, 2 bonkings per month.
  • Loh67867 managed to bait me once and countered back I had ideas to counter counter but alas that never came to be
  • I think I might have miscounted god ******* dammit
And thats that. It was fun but its time to move on from this joke. Be happy to know your wet trousers made this joke way too overused. Now feel free to let your sick kicks be shown to everyone in DB Threads.
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Or dont cause you might get warnings
 
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It honestly gets tricky to count who gets bonked when multiple people join the horniness. Well, 25th big bonk is neat timing on almost being on my 2 year anniversary date shitposting here in DB threads.

Also my goodness the first bonk post was ******* raw. Honestly, horny texts never beats someone posting actual cropped **** in horniness lmao
 
TMaakkonen said:
"I was only pretending"

Ok, I know you are playing me... but screw it.

ohyou.png


Bonk counter: 25

And thats that. The Big O 25. I think its time to end this running gag. This is getting unfunny, but might as well go out.

Lets recap milestones:
  • 1st Bonking went to Seventy96 posting actual cropped ****.
  • Some of the ******** posters were Seventy96, JoshDoshMosh, CharlesZaGreat and fandom_0ホルスファルコン将軍0
  • Way too many people posted when I was sleep, naughty naughty
  • Some of the bonked posts were worthy enough to be deleted, uh oh
  • Bonk counter started at Bonk #17
  • I have been asked to be bonked at least by 2 users
  • I used a special version of Deus Vult when fandom_0ホルスファルコン将軍0 tried to post sexy Wiz art
  • 12 of these came from this year alone, gezus, 2 bonkings per month.
  • Loh67867 managed to bait me once and countered back I had ideas to counter counter but alas that never came to be
  • I think I might have miscounted god ******* dammit
And thats that. It was fun but its time to move on from this joke. Be happy to know your wet trousers made this joke way too overused. Now feel free to let your sick kicks be shown to everyone in DB Threads.
BmjILNj.png

Or dont cause you might get warnings
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Remind me, was I ever bonked?
 
ZeNoviceArtist said:
Nuh-uh.
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FYM nuh-uh
:v
Maverick_Zero_X said:
King shit ong

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What a chad. I love The Flash.
Mad_Dog_of_Fujiwara said:
Glad to have never been bonked, an indication that I am one of the few people here to go outside.
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Cap, yesterday I went outside to eat ice cream.
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Unrelated but I would like to mention that the only MANLY way to eat ice cream is by biting it. If you can't handle biting and eating ice cream, you're a CHILD.

Yes, I'm gatekeeping ice cream.
TMaakkonen said:
5 minute retirement would be very short.

**** it, here is a deal, if yall here dont think this Bonking Meme is overused and unfunny, then I guess I could continue it.

I kinda dont want to spam it ******* twice a month at current rate lmao
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Continue the meme. I find it necessary.

Now that going outside was mentioned. I gained the desire to go outside for a walk. I'll threat myself with some vitamin D.
 
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