Corrupt a Wish Round II

[Fllflourine]

The predecessor for newcomers/anyone who doesn't know how this game works

Now I shall start over from the beginning.

I wish that I had a good internet connection.

 

[Dat_Dot]

Granted, but you only can use internet for one minute a week.

I wish big bang never happened.

 

[Shadowbokunohero]

granted but now the universe as we know it ceases to exist ,including you. I wish for Nue from Touhou to be the main character.

 

[Fllflourine]

Granted, but only for a single stage.

I wish for my favorite fanworks to have more recognition.

 

[TheJ-ManRequiem]

Granted but the most toxic of fanbases are the ones to do so.

8-A AP feat that scales to all notable jojo characters that isn't an outlier and takes place in the main jojo canon.

 

[Shadowbokunohero]

granted but they are only able to do this feat while slowing themselves down to peakhuman at best.

 

[TheJ-ManRequiem]

Ah shit, I'll get it right next time.

 

[Shadowbokunohero]

I wish for Saitama to be Mountain level

 

[TheJ-ManRequiem]

Granted, he stays planet though since mountain busting is something hes already capable of busting mohntains with his planet ap and ya didn't specify Just mountain

 

[Monarch_Laciel]

Technically, he said "Mountain Level", not just destroy a mountain. Mountain Level implies 7-A and a 7-A character is not a 5-A character so you, sir, are wrong.

I wish for the pain of existence to end

 

[TheJ-ManRequiem]

He is mountain level, but its 2012 and it just started. Better?

>suicide jokes are against the rules

I got nothing.

 

[Monarch_Laciel]

I didn't say "life", I said "existence"

I want to become transdual

 

[Blahblah9755]

I wish for the pain of existence to end

Granted, but you never specified whose pain of existence, so now your favorite fictional character doesn't exist.

I wish all flat Earthers were 2D and couldn't interact with our reality.

 

[Monarch_Laciel]

You...

You....

You......!!

YOU!!!

NOOOOOOOOO

 

[Darkmon_cns]

Granted but now everything else including the earth is flat except for you and one other person to account for the plural but then you die in the vacuum. Failed to give proper context for the word our.

I wish people didn't think Goku's base was universal.

 

[Dat_Dot]

Granted, but people think Goku is multiversal instead.

I wish yhwach is 2-C via his statement. ovo

 

[Darkmon_cns]

Fool I tricked you (insert evil laugh here)

 

[Dat_Dot]

Banned for tricking me, oh wait.. wrong thread..

 

[Darkmon_cns]

Granted but The attack is suicide and he needs to stand still for five straight minutes to do it.

 

[EliminatorVenom]

I wish that OFF becomes a famous game.

 

[Anonimoe7875]

Granted, but only for a week.

 

[JustSomeWeirdo]

Granted, but the fanbase is worse than FNAF's and Undertale's put together

I wish for JJBA to consistently be 8-A, without slowing themselves down, exploding, or giving themselves any form of weakness (there ya go)

 

[Darkmon_cns]

Granted but when they do this there enemy insteadly becomes immune to all hax and tier 2 and Omnipresent never said that the opponents couldn't be buffed.

 

[DMUA]

Okey, but we're keeping the MFTL speeds so it's imposible to find a match for them regardless.


I wish Eli Shane got a little more recognition.

 

[BattleReviews]

i wish i could control time so i could not let NewestFighter being blocked and just kick the admins ass before they do it to NewestFighter

 

[The_Everlasting]

I wish Eli Shane got a little more recognition.

Granted, but the recognition extends to literally one more person.

I wish Nia didn't die in TTGL.

 

[Darkmon_cns]

Granted but when you return to the present you find you are your own father and Newest never existed in the first place

 

[DMUA]

... You bastard.


Well, I'll be just fine with that, but Simon doesn't scale to Anti-Spiral because he didn't actually kill him.

 

[BattleReviews]

i wish i could have time manipulation to not let NewestFighter being blocked and that i could just kick the admins before they kick NewestFighter

 

[Darkmon_cns]

I answered that one already

 

[BattleReviews]

oh... well, atleast that wont happen, otherwise im already melted from the core, so your fact/my so called ruined wish isnt even ruined, since i still exist

 

[Darkmon_cns]

But newest doesn't

 

[BattleReviews]

i dont think that monsters got a limit for aging, or i dont think skeletons got a limit to aging (im a skeleton ok)

 

[Darkmon_cns]

I wish Bendy and the ink Machine had profiles here

 

[BattleReviews]

granted, but ill do it on my wiki

 

[JustSomeWeirdo]

Granted, but they're low quality and get deleted after a day

I wish for a Nintendo Switch

 

[BattleReviews]

granted, but its broken,

 

[EliminatorVenom]

I wish that I had a true, high-quality steel european longsword.

 

[DMUA]

Okey, but it's too dang heavy for you to wield properly.

 

[TurboTriangle601]

I wish someone gave me 15$ of his/her's own free will.