Corrupt a Wish Round II

[TurboTriangle601]

I wish we were capable of time travel and traveling between different universes at likely MFTL+ speeds.

 

[EliminatorVenom]

Granted, but we can only time-travel to one second before the big bang happened, and all other universes are made of anti-matter.

 

[Shadowbokunohero]

i wish for Madara Uchiha to be 4-B

 

[TISSG7Redgrave]

granted but he is glass canon and no hax anymore

 

[Overlord775]

i wish that Dragonball fantards are less salty

 

[JustSomeWeirdo]

Granted, now all other fanbases get their salt

I wish for Low 2-C Goku

 

[DMUA]

Okey, but somehow Saitama Wankers get even worse.

 

[Monarch_Laciel]

I wish for Reinhard Heydrich (The Shinzaverse one!) to be Large Star Level

 

[DMUA]

Okey but he's so slow that Composite Tree speedblitzes him and out haxes.

 

[Darkmon_cns]

Granted but for some reason it only applys if he fighting an universal character.

 

[Monarch_Laciel]

cough Nifelheim Fenris wolf

 

[TISSG7Redgrave]

^ i wish for a stand with the most haxed shit in jojo

 

[Darkmon_cns]

Granted but you can only use thos hax if they affect you and your opponent equally.

 

[TheJ-ManRequiem]

>used the word shit

Granted, it's literal shit though.

 

[Monarch_Laciel]

I wish I had qualitatively and quantitatively superior hax and resistances to Reinhard Heydrich from Shinzaverse and could use it whenever and against whoever I wanted

 

[TheJ-ManRequiem]

Fine you don't get resistances to it or anything though, it also effects you when you use it.

 

[Overlord775]

wish granted but every time you use them you get backstabbed with a greatsword

 

[Monarch_Laciel]

@J-Man If I don't get resistances to it, my resistances aren't qualitatively and quantitatively better

@Overlord I have Reinhards powers. Do you think getting hit with a great sword would do anything to me?

 

[Darkmon_cns]

But the swords belong to the 1-A outer god meck

 

[Monarch_Laciel]

... How much taikyoku does this "Meck" have?

 

[Darkmon_cns]

Demeanbane sword that is 1-A with each hit and can seal 1-As

 

[TheJ-ManRequiem]

Yeah well i wish i somehow didn't miss that.

 

[Darkmon_cns]

That is beyond our power

 

[TheJ-ManRequiem]

The answer to the sword is Hajun+1.

 

[VoidGoji]

I wish to be 2D

 

[TheJ-ManRequiem]

Youre 2d in comparison to 4d.

 

[CrackerVolley]

I wish people would actually responf to my threads

 

[TheJ-ManRequiem]

They do, but they just shit post on them instead of staying on topic.

 

[Fllflourine]

Granted but all the responses are dead memes and stale shitposts

I wish that a troll CRT would be highlighted one day

 

[CrackerVolley]

Fair enough, one of the matches is stupid enough as it is.

 

[Shadowbokunohero]

i wish to have a real lightsaber

 

[JustSomeWeirdo]

Granted, but you don't know how to use it

I wish for a real fang of Naga

 

[Darkmon_cns]

Granted but it's broken

 

[JustSomeWeirdo]

....Still gonna try and find a way to forge it...

Eh....I wish for the 5 Spheres

 

[Darkmon_cns]

Granted but you find that they are cubed

 

[JustSomeWeirdo]

I mean....as long as they still serve their original purposes.....I'm perfectly fine with cubes

 

[Darkmon_cns]

Because they are cubes they do the opposite of what there supposed to do

 

[CrackerVolley]

I wish I was at home

 

[Shadowbokunohero]

granted but yout home moves away from you

 

[JustSomeWeirdo]

Because they are cubes they do the opposite of what there supposed to do

I'm going to try figuring this out now....

Lightsphere now allows others to bypass my own invulnerability (Which I don't have, considering...)

Darksphere now makes me incredibly vulnerable to physical damage.....wow

Geosphere does....uh...something....heals everyone?

Starsphere downgrades my stats....

and the Lifesphere now drains me of my health.....wow okay