Composite Human is fond of justice and dislikes bullies and annoying teachers, so he's going to try to kill Baldi

[Wokistan]

Baldi isn't hitting someone who's a master of every martial art and other fighting tactic while also being faster than him with a wide arc, predictable swing. I find throwing people off of stuff like that easy, and I only know 1 martial art not to the degree of mastery. With the superior lifting strength, getting that close isn't dangerous as CH throws him once or dodges one hit, then restrains or chokes him out. Eye gouging, pressure points, joint locks etc also help out.

 

[Mand21]

Don't superhuman speeds like 20m/s already surpass the capabilities of Bald enough for him to struggle a lot to land a single hiti? Baldi is only half that fast and not trained at combat.

 

[Ricsi-viragosi]

Baldi tapping CH just once

That's also a no. He can just grap his wrist and throw baldi over his head using baldi's own momentum. Baldi would also need to hit somwhere that would actualy kill, not on the arm or something

 

[Wokistan]

Also, IRL people have survived car crashes and stuff, which reach in to 9-B. While its obviously not good to be in a car crash, Baldi isn't going to straight up kill CH by clipping his hand or something.

 

[Mand21]

I have a friend who survived a car crash who broke over a dozen of her bones. If CH merely gets thrown into a wall, that's... pretty much the worse that can happen, maybe less given the impact will get so distributed and they're so much more durable than the average person.

 

[Wokistan]

CH has a ton of muscle mass to deaden the blow and the skeleton of the dude with unusually dense bones. Baldi's also not that far into 9-B. Regardless, CH isn't going to get hit in the first place.

 

[GyroNutz]

Baldi isn't just 9-B. He one shots people above baseline.

If Baldi hits CH on the arm, it's gonna severely cripple the CH at a minimum. And the CH can't throw, grapple or choke out properly with one arm while bleeding out.

Car crashes induce shock and pretty severe injuries. Again, it'll harm the CH to the point where they can't fight properly. He sure as hell isn't beating Baldi with one hand + injuries

 

[Blahblah9755]

That's going a bit far guys. A car crash is survivable because the energy is distributed through the entire vehicle, if that energy were in just a ruler's size, no one would survive it unless it just hit a limb.

 

[GyroNutz]

Also Baldi's lower-end rage-induced feat is not far behind CH's speed. He'll be faster once he gets seriously pissed off which the CH can't handle

 

[Wokistan]

You actually can properly throw grapple and choke one armed, especially when CH has that lifting strength. Baldi's ruler isn't going to tear off the arm, at worst it breaks the hand if it hits there. CH won't be hit in the first place, so I don't see why you're bringing it up. Car crashes deliver more energy output than Baldi normally, and car crashes affect more vulnerable areas than hands which is where more of the danger comes from. Having only your hand destroyed in a car crash wouldn't be a pleasant experience, but I doubt you'd die, and that would be the sort of thing that triggers adrenaline surges which compounds CH's high lifting strength and deadens pain.

 

[Mand21]

CH has peak human stamina and endurance. Shattering their arm won't take them down. They'll do the best they can with the greatest pain resistance of all of humanity, and do the best they can. They are able to use techniques that will subdue a human being with only one hand, and I know that because I know one such pressure point technique and once used it to subdue my older sister when she was trying to hit me.

 

[Ricsi-viragosi]

If Baldi hits CH on the arm, it's gonna severely cripple the CH at a minimum. And the CH can't throw, grapple or choke out properly with one arm while bleeding out

Yes he can. He has the lifting strenght too, and the blood would not be just spill out enough to become a problem until at least a few seconds.

Also, you fail to mention how baldi will even hit him. He is at his angries as fast as CH. And he doesn't start out at his agriest

 

[Wokistan]

Being angry doesn't make you faster, CH is made up at minimum millions of people who've beat people while being slower, and CH is waaay faster than Baldi in the non movement related speeds.

 

[The_Wright_Way]

Also Baldi's lower-end rage-induced feat is not far behind CH's speed. He'll be faster once he gets seriously pissed off which the CH can't handle

But he's still not reaching superhuman level.

 

[Ricsi-viragosi]

Being angry doesn't make you faster, CH is made up at minimum millions of people who've beat people while being slower, and CH is waaay faster than Baldi in the non movement related speeds.

Baldi does become faster by being angry, but not even while angry is he as fast as ch

 

[Mand21]

Isn't Baldi that fast at base? I thought he became fast enough to run through the entire school in five seconds at his angriest.

 

[Wokistan]

Baldi doesn't have the chance to use his useless speed amp either, because one swing leads to a throw or miss, then he's grappled and incapped.

 

[Ricsi-viragosi]

Isn't Baldi that fast at base? I thought he became fast enough to run through the entire school in five seconds at his angriest.

Pretty sure at base he is normal at best.

 

[GyroNutz]

You actually can properly throw grapple and choke one armed, especially when CH has that lifting strength. Baldi's ruler isn't going to tear off the arm, at worst it breaks the hand if it hits there. CH won't be hit in the first place, so I don't see why you're bringing it up. Car crashes deliver more energy output than Baldi normally, and car crashes affect more vulnerable areas than hands which is where more of the danger comes from. Having only your hand destroyed in a car crash wouldn't be a pleasant experience, but I doubt you'd die, and that would be the sort of thing that triggers adrenaline surges which compounds CH's high lifting strength and deadens pain.

While bleeding out and trying to avoid getting hit again by a guy over 11x stronger than you?

Baldi one-shots people above baseline. He definitely will tear off the arm when he hits it. Car crashes certainly aren't a good way to judge strength.

He will

Adrenaline surges don't happen instantly, and you're ignoring the fact that for the first second that CH is in severe pain due to his hand being ripped off at a minimum, he's got an angry maths teacher ready to deliver a more lethal and quicker blow. That's assuming that he can even properly think due to the pain he'd be in.

'wouldnt be a pleasant experience' is a pretty big understatement

 

[Wokistan]

He won't. CH is faster and far more skilled, Baldi's some strong dude waving around a stick. 11X is probably not enough to tear off an entire arm from clipping a hand, no.

 

[GyroNutz]

Also Baldi's lower-end rage-induced feat is not far behind CH's speed. He'll be faster once he gets seriously pissed off which the CH can't handle

But he's still not reaching superhuman level.

CH has superhuman combat. Nothing else.

If you want to argue otherwise then get it added to his profile

 

[Ricsi-viragosi]

CH has had his hand ripped of thousends of time already.

Also, still don't see how baldi can touch him at all. CH predicts all his attacks with absolute ease and has a speed advantage, he is the most you can be in peak human after all.

He can just hit baldi in the eye with superhuman speed and use the shock to do his thing

 

[Wokistan]

Yes. Baldi can't amp to superhuman combat, which is the relevant one given that they start at ruler distance. Baldi swings, gets thrown into a wall, then gets his spine snapped or eyes gouged out or something. Dodging a wide angle swing from some random dude who knows nothing about fighting is really not that hard, especially considering CH is literally everyone.

 

[GyroNutz]

He won't. CH is faster and far more skilled, Baldi's some strong dude waving around a stick. 11X is probably not enough to tear off an entire arm from clipping a hand, no.

No, he's far superior to 11.45x.

As in the person affected by the feat completely no-sells it, and Baldi then goes and one shots them.

Baldi is >>> 11.45x stronger than CH. Yes, he probably can tear off an entire arm by clipping it

 

[Ricsi-viragosi]

Physics laugh at tearing with clipping.

and again, he can't do even that.

 

[Wokistan]

That's not how human bodies work though. At worst he gets a finger off, maybe the hand if he gets a solid blow to it, but it's not going to take his entire arm with it. Also, you're assuming CH gets hit, which there is not really a reasonable chance of happening.

 

[The_Wright_Way]

Is grace period over yet?

 

[Wokistan]

In like half an hour I think.

 

[GyroNutz]

CH has had his hand ripped of thousends of time already.
Also, still don't see how baldi can touch him at all. CH predicts all his attacks with absolute ease and has a speed advantage, he is the most you can be in peak human after all.

He can just hit baldi in the eye with superhuman speed and use the shock to do his thing

Again, we go off on what's on his profile. Once Baldi gets seriously angry, he'll be the one with the faster reactions and movements.

Why do you assume that CH would feel pain and shock from getting his arm ripped off but Baldi will be completely incapacitated as soon as CH's fingers reach his eyes?

Also, still don't see why the CH would go for these extra techniques and not underestimate the average looking maths teacher

 

[Wokistan]

Baldi becoming faster reaction wise is not on his profile, so your statement is self contradictory. He also doesn't have the chance.

Blinding is pretty bad, and that's combined with stuff like breaking bones, messing with nerves, paralysis induced by spinal damage, choking, etc. CH isn't going to take the hit.

Because CH is in a fight, and CH includes people who literally murder children. There have been at least millions of pragmatic fighters throughout history who go for the best even if they seem unthreatening.

 

[Blahblah9755]

We go by the profile so Baldi gets speed that isn't on his profile? Really?

He doesn't feel pain because there are humans who don't feel pain.

 

[Ricsi-viragosi]

he'll be the one with the faster reactions and movements.

No. He is peak human, speed amp or not. At best he will be equal to CH, as CH is the fastestpossible peak human.

Why do you assume that CH would feel pain and shock from getting his arm ripped off but Baldi will be completely incapacitated as soon as CH's fingers reach his eyes?

Because CH has thousnds of years of experience with pain and how to deal with it.

Also, still don't see why the CH would go for these extra techniques and not underestimate the average looking maths teacher

Because he is bloodlusted by nature, and also paranoid. And he has knowledge of every game ever desined.

 

[Wokistan]

Even if he was going to underestimate him, there's literally no reason for CH to not dodge the ruler. CH has enough knowledge to know that taking hits when you don't need to take hits is dumb, and he can see how hard Baldi is swinging the ruler and go for the grapple stuff immediately afterwards even if you for whatever reason want to assume that CH just can't be bothered to do it the first swing.

 

[The_Wright_Way]

The every game ever designed part doesn't count. He can't have knowledge of the verse he's in.

 

[GyroNutz]

Baldi becoming faster reaction wise is not on his profile, so your statement is self contradictory. He also doesn't have the chance.
Blinding is pretty bad, and that's combined with stuff like breaking bones, messing with nerves, paralysis induced by spinal damage, choking, etc. CH isn't going to take the hit.

Because CH is in a fight, and CH includes people who literally murder children.

Yes it does. His profile states that his speed increases. If it was referring to just movement speed it would mention it.

CH also includes pacifists, cowards and billions of other level-headed thinkers. CH won't think to treat the average looking maths teacher as a threat and would likely just go for a punch

 

[Wokistan]

Not feeling any sort of pain is generally a disadvantage, so we don't use that for CH. I think we just give him really deadened pain, and techniques to mitigate it further than giving him the nervous damage.

 

[Wokistan]

Basically, CH has the best possible level of pain sensation. Enough to function as pain should and notify him of damage, but not enough to become a serious liability without that being specifically targeted.

 

[Ricsi-viragosi]

CH also includes pacifists, cowards and billions of other level-headed thinkers. CH won't think to treat the average looking maths teacher as a threat and would likely just go for a punch


He is desined to be the best possibgle fighter to fit the wikia's purpose, so no, he isn't.

Did you see what baldy looks like? He still looks the same, desins don't get equalized

 

[Mand21]

Wait, why is CH bloodlusted and paranoid by nature? I can see them being extremely pragmatic and considerate of even the hardest opponents due to having full knowledge of the wrongs in every human bias that has ever been proven wrong, but... paranoia and bloodlust?

Also, CH has knowledge of every game developed, except their opponent's verse.

And don't assume their gender, that's the opposite of woke.

Also, should we consider Composite Human a part of the wikiaverse's canon and give them knowledge of each opponent they have survived so far?

 

[Blahblah9755]

CH is the best traits, not the traits that suit your argument Gyro. Level headed people don't hold back in a serious fight, cowards and pacifists aren't ever gonna be taken into consideration for their battle instincts.

His peak speed is peak human, that is what it increases to, not what it starts at. The cal is literally a calc of his top speed.