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Composite Human is fond of justice and dislikes bullies and annoying teachers, so he's going to try to kill Baldi

Yes, but that would require CH getting close to Baldi. If CH manages to get a good hit in, Baldi would be able to counter easily. This doesn't even mention illusion creation, enhanced senses, spacial manipulation and such. The fact is a human is facing the blatantly superhuman. Also, in game there are no stones or loose bricks (At least from what I've seen). The fact is, CH can't one shot Baldi, Baldi can one shot CH and in order for CH to even do any good amount of damage they'd need to make themselves vulnerable causing them to get one shot.
 
Baldi's illusions and space powers are really low in direct combat applicability, and enhanced senses aren't gonna make his reflexes any faster or his combat ability any higher. Nor does Baldi know how to fight, so deflecting his attacks, punshing his every mistake and overall dealing with someone much stronger, but utterly unskilled, is possible. A 10-B+ human being can deal with a 10-A+ human being if the difference in skill is just simply overwhelming between them, which is why many martial arts boast that "strength doesn't matter for a fighter of their style" (it's bullcrap, a strength advantage can only be compensated, but leverage shouldn't be underestimated).

Okay, I kinda spoke a lot and said barely nothing. What I actually mean is that while Baldi is much stronger, that doesn't necessarily put CH at a huge risk. That's because Baldi does not know how to fight at all, which is the hugest disadvantage he could ever have against someone who is pretty much the god of fighting. It's like being an analphabet trying to take on Pallas Athena on a quiz of general knowledge.

If Baldi had some good precognition, I'd tend to agree with you. Precognition as a combat ability can compensate and overturn a baseline speed blitz or a big gap on skill, though not both of these together. It would allow Baldi to see through CH's movements and counter them with a hitkill.

But Baldi doesn't have that. He's a puny mathematics teacher who, just like a tall and strong man without any training might get his ass handed to him by a black-belt slim woman, is at such a disadvantage in skill that his power advantage is no longer enough to protect him. In this case the power disadvantage is much greater... but so is the skill disadvantage even more astonishing than that.
 
Just one question, the same question i've been asking. There are no loose bricks. There are no loose stones on the ground. The best weapon in the school is a literal can of soda. How does CH kill Baldi? Tell me exactly how and I'll change my vote.
 
Pen to the jugular, maybe grab scissors if they can be found.

Are you sure the best weapon is a can of soda? I remember seeing big, metallic drops in the game.
 
@Smashor

You vastly underestimate how big of a deal it is for your opponent to be more skilled than you.

Imagine you're playing Smash Bros., and your opponent is just generally better than you. Despite being somewhat good at the game and being able to win a fair share of competitive matches, this guy just counters you blow for blow and you feel like you can't do anything about it because your options are too limited.

That's what this matchup is, only here the gap in skill is even wider, as it's a math teacher with literally no combat experience or skill whatsoever (as far as we know) holding a meter stick vs guy who has mastered every weapon, every form of martial arts, and every fighting technique known to mankind. There is no chance of Baldi landing any hits here before CH figures something out.

The gap in AP and Dura is pretty big, and you'd have a point if Baldi was 8-C or 7-B or whatever, but this is 9-C vs 9-B. It's pretty big, but it's not so big that weak spots and pressure points, or even a kick to the balls, won't have any effect.
 
Choking is also a ting, and CH does still have underwear and limbs to do that with. A hard object with appreciable mass, even like a can of soda, allows someone to strike a lot harder than normal due to not having to worry about damaging their own body or the pain from that. 10-Bs can get to 9-B wielding a sledgehammer, after all. (Though to be fair, the wider arc of the swing allowing for more force to be put behind the weight is a big factor, but the point still stands). Baldi's eyes shouldn't be unusually durable, CH can blind him and let the pain and sensory loss incap him.
 
CH FRA. It's entirely possible for him to choke Baldi out with his underware or shove a pen through his eye or something. The skill gap is that large.
 
I didn't mean it's unanimous. I mean that 7-0 is a 7 votes difference just like 9-2. XD I know it still can't be added for the next 21:45 hours, but...
 
To be fair Mand I'm not sure if you're allowed to argue for either character winning since you're the OP.

I don't know if that's a written rule but it seems to be strongly implied.
 
OPs can argue, just not vote. It's often kinda necessary if OP used a character who's not well known or unpopular within this wiki.
 
Well, yes. As someone who does a martial art, I can tell you that a lot of the stuff you can do really doesn't require you to take that much force at all. Redirecting energy is a big part of many throws. CH knows all of the martial arts, and is an absolute master of it. Balti is some really strong dude swinging around a stick.
 
I'm pretty sure if Baldi had at least basic skills on martial arts with his ruler, CH might get overwhelmed and not find enough openings on their opponent to properly counter him or get just a single crippling free hit, but welp, an average math teacher can't do much
 
Baldi also should have the same pressure points, balance breaks, joint locks, etc avalible to him, so CH shouldn't really have trouble taking Baldi to the ground and jamming his ruler through his eye or something. CH has the lifting strength to lift more than 6000 lb, after all. One of the few cases that stat matters lol
 
LOL, true. CH is like the best wrestler of this wiki (when you get too far into 9-B and above, gravity kinda stops mattering to damage...). 3 metric tons lifting is absolutely no underestimatable shit.
 
Literally the only reason this is fair is because of Baldi's massive strength advantage. CH has every advantage except one but Baldi's one advantage is so huge that CH is bound to have problems. CH still wins though.
 
Baldi stomps CH >2 times over. We could consider this a case of a match were an AP stomp (along with advantages of range and, when enraged, perhaps even speed) was reverted by intelligence and skill alone.

I actually made CH, a deity of prep time, come unequipped exactly because otherwise they'd intellectually stomp.
 
It helps that Baldi has literally never been in a fight before in his life. Unless you count chasing the player around.
 
I actually made CH, a deity of prep time, come unequipped exactly because otherwise they'd intellectually stomp.

Batman vs CH.

They duke it out to see who the king of prep time truly is
 
I see. Okay, then. Going to argue anything more or try to counter people's points against you?
 
However there are some advantages that CH still has:

  • Mastery of pressure points.
  • Knowledge of every fictional story ever conceived.
  • Slightly faster running speed.
  • Immensely superior to Baldi in general athletic ability, agility, combat speed, general knowledge regarding weaponry/combat techniques, stamina, or combat in general.
Because of this:

  • CH has already mastered any kind of technique that Baldi could use, in and out. They could compare Baldi's ruler to already existing weaponry such as swords or bo staves, and use that knowledge to predict what Baldi would do. Baldi's meter stick is most likely going to break at some point.
  • Baldi is going to have a very difficult time landing the one blow that he needs to win.
  • CH not only knows any kind of attack Baldi could do, but everything about Baldi's character, period. And as a master strategist and fighter, CH will be able to find some way to play around all of his advantages to an extent that borders on mind-reading.
  • Pressure points give CH a way to play around Baldi's durability to some extent, although it may take a bit more effort and force to take advantage of them.
The verdict:

Baldi only needs to land one good hit in order to win, but Composite Human outclasses Baldi in literally everything else. Speed, Knowledge of the opponent, mastery of every single fighting technique known to man, possession of every single talent known to mankind, etc., and that means Baldi is going to have a very hard time landing the hit. His ruler is most likely going to be broken at some point, and CH has the potential to play around the AP and Dura gap.

Let me start with this.

Yes, CH has the skill to dodge a maths teacher swinging his ruler. But you know what happens when you dodge an angry guy trying to hit you with a ruler? He gets angrier. Especially when this same character gets bloodlusted just by you getting a maths question wrong.

As soon as Baldi starts to get seriously angry, he will get seriously faster. This shouldn't just be movement speed either; his swings and attacks will get a lot faster. And remember; one hit and the CH goes down.

There's no reason why Baldi's ruler will break in the middle of battle. This is based off of nothing. CH certainly won't be breaking his ruler directly; you already argued against that. He can one-shot characters who can no-sell attacks that are far beyond the CH's AP without his ruler suddenly snapping.

Pressure points would require the CH to be able to get close which is already hard against an increasingly angrier Baldi that outranges them by just under a metre, give or take. Even then, they won't make up entirely for the massive durability gap.

CH having knowledge of all fictional verses won't help much here. We assume that CH will have no knowledge of Baldi or his verse, and Baldi's supernatural abilities should catch the CH off-guard regardless.

So the only thing that CH has is an advantage in skill. The speed gap gets heavily tilted in Baldi's favour as soon as he starts getting angrier. Pressure point attacks are likely too risky due to Baldi's already existing advantage in range. Plus the CH is likely to underestimate the average-looking Baldi and decide to block his attacks or try to disarm him (both of which would lead to the CH being easily and quickly overpowered) or go for a direct hit (which would leave him susceptible to a single hit from Baldi. That's all it takes).
 
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