You could do basic bitch frag and do all that at once lad
Nobody is saying the planet would be fine, it'd be ******, you're just taking the extreme high-ends when there's unironically a dozen solid other interpretations and methods that would qualify for what was said about it.
Damn, guess we better use atomization then right?
Wipe-out just means that shit's ******, if you take it to mean complete utter destruction, then shaving wouldn't work because the fragments would have been destroyed so they wouldn't have even been able to get ejected. See the issue with you taking it to mean total destruction of the surface?
We could do this all day, I'm straight up telling you shave doesn't entail what you think it does at face value, if we had more context it definitely could, but the other context is "destroy" and "wipe out the surface", both of which tells us ultimately nothing beyond "yo that shit's ******".