Lord the goddamn Boros. This guy... God, he's just such an amazing ******* character. Not only did he establish himself as the based strongest character in the series WITHOUT out of nowhere deus ex machinas and "muh friendship" powerups, but his mere existence and the observation of his actions and personality can teach deep lessons of philosophy and ethical nuance if one has the proper intellectual capacity and mental fortitude to embrace such lessons.
No lie: since becoming a Boros fanatic, my IQ has gone up an unprecedented 20 points. My friend is an English professor at an esteemed institute of wisdom and knowledge, and he deemed my incredible lexicon and masterful grasp of the English language astute enough for me to come in and guest lecture on a subject I could relate to the importance of the written word. Naturally, I chose Lord Boros. I can't tell you how amazing it was to see all the heretofore unenlightened individuals and the looks of pure, innocent understand that came over their faces as I elucidated the truth about the single greatest and most important character in all of fiction. A philosophy professor happened to overhear my musings and invited me to guest lecture in his class next week, so I'll probably spend the next few days preparing a lengthy expose on how Boros' characterization espouses themes heavily present in esotericism and dichotomism, as well as the more subtle but no less evident influences stemming from ancient religious codes such as Zoroastrianism and Confucianism.
"Uh muh cosmic garou solos-" SHUT and leave thy presence from here you unlighted, you don't know the true power of Lord Boros' greatness, your stupid monster wannabe gets RIPPED APART from a mere touch of Boros' sweet fingers and he cries in despair for foolishly trying to challenge Lord Boros.
None of this would have been possible without Boros the GREAT'S influence. I humbly thank him from bended knee, and encourage you all to do the same. Rise to my intellectual heights by accepting Boros into your hearts. Ascend, brethren.
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