Alucard tries to solo JoJo's Bizarre Adventure

[Seventy96]

1 vs 1
Speed equalized
Level 0 is allowed
Alucard can't see and hurt stands
In character
Round 1: Canon JoJo vs pre-Schrodinger Alucard
Round 2: Canon + non-canon JoJo vs pre-Schrodinger Alucard
Round 3: Canon JoJo vs composite Alucard
Round 4: Canon + non-canon JoJo vs composite Alucard

 

[DaReaperMan]

Do I even need to tell you how badly Alucard gets his shit stomped in in all rounds due to lack of resistances lol

 

[StekFence]

dio solos due to being like, city level and 1500c. Gg

 

[azontr]

All of Jojo? Like, everybody? Every character? Every stand user? Every stupidly broken stand user?

b r u h​

 

[DaReaperMan]

And funny thing is, Alucard still gets blitzed and one-shot because of how speed equalization works lol

 

[The_man_with_the_Midas_touch]

What did Alucard ever do to deserve this lmfao.

he gets demolished by the Jojo verse, every round.

 

[Urshani]

GER sets him to 0 gg

 

[Baken384]

RIP ALCUARD

 

[azontr]

Dio stops time. Star Platinum stops time.

Diavolo erases time.

GER resets.

Bites za dusto makes Alucard into putty.

Alucard cannot even INTERACT WITH OR SEE stands....

 

[azontr]

And if we include the games we have Low 2-C's.

 

[Baken384]

Dio stops time. Star Platinum stops time.

Diavolo erases time.

GER resets.

Bites za dusto makes Alucard into putty.

Alucard cannot even INTERACT WITH OR SEE stands....

Alucard would even make a bigger fool of himself if Speed was not equalized

 

[Urshani]

the only way to make this fair is to give alucard a stand, one for each soul he has

 

[DaReaperMan]

Also, non-canon jojo included?

Kars (JORGE JOESTAR)

Kars is a major character in the light novel JORGE JOESTAR. After his defeat in Part II: Battle Tendency, he escapes his eternal banishment in space by boarding the 1985 spacecraft Giotto and sending it to Mars. As time went on, the universe would naturally die and restart thirty-six times...

vsbattles.fandom.com

... what did Alucard do to you!?

 

[azontr]

Made in Heaven accelerates and blitzes.

Cream blackholes to nothing.

Justice makes Alucard explode by filling him with mist.

I can go on cause Alucard can't even freaking see or touch the thing that's eviscerating him.

 

[Urshani]

the only way to make this fair is to give alucard a stand, one for each soul he has

what about this

 

[azontr]

what about this

How would this even work.

 

[DaReaperMan]

It wouldn't.

 

[Urshani]

It wouldn't.

so alucard stomps with my idea? shame.

 

[Baken384]

so alucard stomps with my idea? shame.

Can't get pass GER and Love Train

 

[DaReaperMan]

so alucard stomps with my idea? shame.

He actually gets stomped because, once again, he lacks resistances and gets blitzed. Look at versus thread rules and come at me again before you say "speed equal tho"

 

[Baken384]

He also can't get pass Novel Dio and Kars so rip

 

[azontr]

He also can't pass Over Heaven Dio or Jotaro lol.

 

[M3X_2.0]

Do I even need to tell you how badly Alucard gets his shit stomped in in all rounds due to lack of resistances lol

^

 

[Emirp sumitpo]

This thread is just sad. Like it's not even funny

 

[azontr]

This thread is just sad.

I am sad. You are sad. We all are sad.

 

[Baken384]

This thread is just sad.

I need Copium

 

[StekFence]

I am sad. You are sad. We all are sad.

Sad

 

[Emirp sumitpo]

Sad

 

[BlastX]

Alucard gets ********** by the entire Jojo verse

 

[Baken384]

Alucard can't get pass Dire's thunder cross split attack, the perfect balance between offense and defense, no fighter has ever escaped its wrath.

 

[Sero]

This is a cirtified bruh moment.

 

[DaReaperMan]

What did Alucard ever do to deserve this lmfao.

he gets demolished by the Jojo verse, every round.

Well he did kill over 3 million people lol

 

[Emirp sumitpo]

Well he did kill over 3 million people lol

That's like way higher than DIO's own kill count

 

[It_is_i_wyatt]

it would be better to figure out what jojo characters he can beat

 

[Baken384]

Alucard probably won't even pass Part 1, I think he would like to be killed by a Gentleman like Jonathan Joestar