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Mr. Bambu

Mr. Bambu

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  • I have many responsibilities on this site, and this means I only wear each hat for as long as is necessary. Therefore, you may leave CRT/calc eval/whatever requests, and I will try to get to it, but understand that my time is limited and I'm normally already tapped for some wiki policy matter or maintaining the wiki management threads or handling account issues for users who never seem to get things right. Low priority requests include tiershit, particularly active verses, and discussions with a lot of active staff voices already present. I'm not saying "no" but I probably won't get to them. If I don't reply, smart money says it won't be me to get to it. Sorry.
    CatLover313
    Hello, this speed downgrade thread has been going on for four months. Another CGM originally commented but never fully made a vote, and another CGM agreed to the removal of calcs 1, 2, and 5. If it can be looked at so it can be finalized, it would be appreciated.
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    Reality Quest - Downgrade Speed (Again)

    Since there is an incorrect speed calculation on the Verse page, I have created this CGD Sword user jump scares dowan From this scan, it can be seen that the swordsman and Dowan have similar speeds; therefore, this calculation is not valid Jihan blitzes and humbles dowan From this scan, it can...
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    JPTheGamer
    Can you give your thoughts?

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    Revisiting 2-C (12 Universes) Base Sonic, Low 1-C or 2-C (2 Universes)?

    Introduction Hello, I would like to thank everyone who has participated in this wiki and everyone who has helped grow the Sonic section of the wiki. However, there has always been one rating that has bugged me, and I am making a CRT to hopefully bring discussion and soon change this rating...
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    Mr. Bambu
    Mr. Bambu
    I'm in a few too many threads at present, and Sonic is never a very tempting one to get into the ring for. Probably gonna pass on this one for now.
    GodlyCharmander
    Hi! We need staff evaluations on this CRT, it has been inactive for a few days and its crucial to a popular verse in the wiki (Undertale)

    Here is a link to a post featuring a summary of all the arguments made in the thread, so you won't have to read through all pages:
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    The nuking of Undertale: Part 2 out of 6 or 7 | "Faster than Sound? Not even Faster than a car."

    That contradicts the logic you've used for the Mettaton quiz electricity speed blitzing Frisk then. If we can't move at all after picking a choice whether it was right or wrong then Frisk wouldn't have been able to move to dodge the electricity regardless, hardly a blitz in that case since we're...
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    FriendOfTheTeaParty
    Can you offer your thoughts on whether it's notable enough?
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    Establishing the Concepts in A Novel Concept | Indexing a new LitRPG Novel

    Hello! This should be (not) so simple, but let's start. To start off, let's go about the series. The novel is called A Novel Concept, a LitRPG Webnovel that is published on RoyalRoad. It currently has over 14 million views, and the author makes (estimate) bare-minimum 2000 dollars a month just...
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    Twilight doesn't think it's notable enough to be added and I put my reasons on why the average viewership isnt a great indicator since it inherently spreads out multiple people viewing a single chapter across all chapters.
    Syncornize
    Hi Bambu, sorry to bother you. I just wanted to remind you to give me your opinion on this regarding TABS. If you don’t have time, I’ll try asking another CGM.
    Skarfz
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    Terraria's Actual Hax Revision

    (The Scans currently use imgur, already have them replaced on the sandbox for when this is accepted) The Champion Early game Innate: Limited Space Survival (can breathe normally on the edge of space) Items: Limited Summoning (starfury summons falling stars from the sky) Increases Damage...
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    need your opinion here
    Skarfz
    Skarfz
    fixed the thread 😔
    Skarfz
    Skarfz
    Sorry to bother again, but could you call more mods on this thread?
    Nonynho
    greetings,

    got the time to look at a CRT?
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    Nonynho
    Nonynho
    even if you're not available, the interest is already something i'm thankful for
    Nonynho
    Nonynho
    ah, yes, something i feel it is important and i forgot to mention, sorry for that and for bumping here by extention too

    I'd like you to take a look because me and @Redite250 are getting layers based on your old dnd blog on the matter
    Mr. Bambu
    Mr. Bambu
    That doesn't make me responsible...

    ...but I do prefer tabletops to other verses.

    What blog? I genuinely don't remember, I so rarely work on my own projects these days.
    Cipher72
    I would appreciate your input on this given your knowledge
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    Instant Death Verse Discussion Rules

    Discussion Rules on the Instant Death Verse Permission from @Oblivion_Of_The_Endless I really didn't want to do this but after typing out an unnecessary rebuttal for almost an hour I feel like someone had to do this. So here goes nothing; Firstly the verse is deemed controversial and rightfully...
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    Ztesrxgdfjcvgkbh
    This staff thread needs your input, when you get some free time could you take a loo?.
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    Common Editing Mistakes Revision

    Currently we have colon be included inside bolded text, yet nothing is said about semicolons. I propose that we put semicolons inside as well for consistency sake, I see no reason why we'd have one in and not the other.
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    Mr. Bambu
    Mr. Bambu
    To be honest, "need" sounds pretty strong? It's a minor formatting issue, something I don't really have an opinion on. Content mods seem perfect to discuss that, and that's mostly who is there.
    Ninkan12
    Hi,
    I wondered if you had any insight on this calc so I am able to finish it. It involves an object where the center of mass is just offscreen vertically.
    Thank you in advance.
    Rikimarox2
    Hello! I'm back to annoy you again.

    Can you please evaluate this calc I made? I'm honestly not sure if I made it right, since the feat is a bit wonky (A guy tanking a light beam, cross section shenanigans)
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    Mr. Bambu
    Mr. Bambu
    be happy that you sent your message the INSTANT my tired ass rolled out of bed and onto the wiki to make sure it hadn't exploded while I slept 🫵
    Rikimarox2
    Rikimarox2
    I'm just lucky, what can I say. Also, thanks for the evaluation! I was frankly unsure if what I did was correct, but I'm glad it was.
    Foriaa
    Hello, if someone gives me permission to post their sandbox for a CRT, will I be allowed to or does it have to be mine?
    Mr. Bambu
    Mr. Bambu
    If they give you permission, you can post it.
    AthelChan
    I got a question that only you can answer,

    In a hypothetical scenario, what should I do if a verse I work on posting calcs, creating CRTs, or just posting versus matches. And everyone doesn't want to touch anything related to that verse because they dislike it, what should I do? My option for something like that is to migrate to other wikis but what's your opinion about it?
    Mr. Bambu
    Mr. Bambu
    Lots of people can answer the question :)

    You can't force people to interact with a thread. It doesn't really seem like other communities would avoid the problem, though some may be more predisposed to some things than others (like SpaceBattles being less interested in some weebshit but more interested in things like Star Wars). There is also the consideration of what your end goal actually is; if it is just to interact with people over a certain verse, moving to a community that likes that verse more might help. If it is to present the information as VS Battles does it (that is, to a large audience with the level of peer review we have), then you're sort of stuck for options, I think. Most non-VSBW places get by on the argument of freedom, as opposed to critical inspection. If your goal is just to make the profiles, and you don't especially care about peer review, there are definitely places that use VSBW's structure without our need to verify and inspect everything; this would seem like a better fit, imo.

    If you did want to stay on VS Battles with these projects, I don't really have much advice beyond keep at it, many mods (including myself) try to give extra attention to verses that specifically receive less attention. Without knowing your CRT work that well, I'd also suggest, abstractly, to try and keep CRTs concise, while also making them impactful and not too frequent. There are shitloads of CRTs in the ocean of VSBW, and it seems to me, from the review side of things, that many users sort of like to engage in what I will refer to as "CRT Feng Shui", in which they will constantly generate more and more to micro-adjust a verse, rather than trying to get it down the first time. If there's nothing much to add, we will relitigate some past issue, ad infinitum. Review fatigue comes in, for me, when I am asked to look at a CRT that is the third iteration of the exact same topic in the past year. CRTs with clearly acceptable content (not vague extrapolations) that are meaningful are more likely to be handled than the usual dross, because they don't require the same workload, even if they have the same amount of content.

    On a personal note: I have many, many verses that I have added to the wiki, most of which have no other supporters around. I have been in the shoes of a user who makes CRTs for something rather niche, only to have it receive no real traction or attention. It is what it is. I wish you godspeed, no matter your choice.
    MSahla
    Hello. Can you look at this? I just uploaded it. It's from an accepted calc, and pretty straightforward one.
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    [Genshin] Speed Upgrade for Archon Levels and God-Tiers >GRACE<

    Genshin finally exceeded far beyond MHS+? This one should be straightforward. This calculation was accepted some time ago, so we should implement it immediately. https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/User_blog:Puppet43/Genshin_Impact:_The_laser_beam Credit to Puppet43 It would affect a lot of...
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    LostLightt
    Yo can u accept my posts they need to be accepted
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    LostLightt
    LostLightt
    All of these are my own arguments, he just told me to post the crt lol heres the full context of the image
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    Mr. Bambu
    Mr. Bambu
    No they aren't. You outright stated that you couldn't even see the scans. You didn't form them. You might have the verse knowledge to discuss the feats, but the arguments are not your own.
    LostLightt
    LostLightt
    They're literally all already on Mikeys profile, I literally jst expanded on them based on my knowledge of the feats.
    Maniaunavailable
    Heto señor
    would you mind evaluating this CRT? its a pretty big deal
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    Cthulhu Mythos Revision - The Big One

    So, the Cthulhu Mythos will be revised, this is the biggest one yet. This will change the inverse, cosmology, and rebunk the previous debunk. Inverse: I had posted an inverse thread before, The Thread The blog: The Blog Summary: Archetype > Azathoth Gates of the Silver Key > Azathoth Other Gods...
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    AthelChan
    Hola Senyor,
    Would u like to evaluate this minor CRT? Thanks in advance!
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    Deepwoken Verse 3 intermission additions

    Deepwoken upgrades in this economy (pls layer 3 save us) -Resistance Additions: Damage Reduction to Sharp Force Trauma (Via their armor and equipment, which provides damage resistance against slash attacks and weapons such as swords, daggers, guns or axes, typically ranging...
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    Mr. Bambu
    Mr. Bambu
    that's not how you spell senor...
    AthelChan
    AthelChan
    err its my country's spelling of senor as a Celebratory shout for Santo Nino's Festival
    Buzzflightyear
    IDK why my post deleted when I wanted to delete a comment I sent twice but here is a summary https://vsbattles.com/threads/ayanokouji-full-strength-contextualized.189543/

    Ayanokouji and other White room students do not out scale the rest of the verse physically because they have dozens of statements where it states it, and to make sure there was no confusion or a "that was never said" situation, I listed multiple versions from online to the physical book version. Then I listed a scaling chain with every feat and statement relevant to my point that provides proof that the verse is not separated by AP/Durability, but by LS, skill level, intelligence and stamina/endurance. People say he is a unreliable narrator when he mentions his physical limit to keep his incorrect narrative higher, and they will include statements that's are misinterpreted and makes him sound stronger than he is. So so counter this I included every scaling chain statement to prove that the verse doesn't separate by AP or durability and they are all relative

    This verse is mainly human level to begin with so a AP scaling chain was never even needed. Yes characters can be one shot but every character can be one shot in this verse, just like in real life. The only person with consistent statements that prove he won't be one shot by even the strongest punches inverse is Albert, due to Ayanokouji who is viewed as hardest punches hits him as hard as he can and does shallow damage, and had to use pressure points to cause him pain and beat him . This narrative was made from a headcanons narrative that has built from people who don't read the story but debate the characters in cross verse matches
    Weaver261
    Can I get permission to post in this staff thread? I was the main oppositon of the previous crt and there's a lot i need to say
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    Are Aeons getting kicked out of Tier 1? (Staff Version)

    (Permission granted by Rainaaaaaa) So. Following that horrid thread (7 pages in 12 hours), I think it's pretty much a given that this should be redone in a more civil fashion. As a preface, I'll genuinely be using similar arguments as the last thread, but I'll also be adding another section...
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    Mr. Bambu
    Mr. Bambu
    I wouldn't feel comfortable giving permission for a situation I'm unfamiliar with. Sorry.
    Weaver261
    Weaver261
    No problem. I will ask another staff who is familiar with this
    Buzzflightyear
    Sup Mr bambu, this thread has been going nowhere and I can't seem to get a mod to comment. Can you please we need order restored so we can conclude the thread.
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    Ayanokouji Full Strength Contextualized

    It always baffles me how the profiles for Ayano and the content threads made on him make it seem like his pinky finger alone upscales from the whole verse. Like, Ayano needs 0.001 percent of his full capabilities to annihilate everybody else. It's hilarious to me Yeah the verse is scaled pretty...
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    ShionAH
    Mr Bambu, is it a rule violation if someone is clearly calling in a bunch of people that have like 3 messages (completely new barely online accounts) to FRA a thread?
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    Soul80
    Soul80
    Alright then.
    Mr. Bambu
    Mr. Bambu
    To Shion: It sucks to be suggested to be in the wrong, almost no matter what. It tracks to be upset about it. Soul's actions aren't in the wrong.

    To Soul: He's right that this isn't a report, though I think it's fair to be upset (to some extent) anyways.

    Both of y'all are good, don't let a versus thread get anyone too heated.
    ShionAH
    ShionAH
    For the record I never accused Soul, he is just the OP of the thread. It could be anyone doing that vote stuff I was suspicious about.

    Just wanted to clarify that. But yeah, nothing to be heated about.
    HammerStrikes219
    Sorry for the rant as admittedly I have quite the recollection in that manner.
    I kinda wish my brain doesn’t tried to pick up some memories regarding that infamous case.

    This case, much to my dismay, just hits a bit too close to home there as I normally don’t get this emotional, but it hits a old wound I wish I can completely forget about without worries
    Mr. Bambu
    Mr. Bambu
    I can see why. For what it's worth, I think Sera was a legitimate sociopath. I think they wanted to feel good and abused others to do so. Conversely, I think Vzearr's goal was just about the verse, and that he couldn't handle the moral implications of what he was doing. Now I think he's struggling to handle the continuing judgment cast on him for those actions. Of the two, Sera was worse.

    I was also abused in the Sera scandal. Greatly, towards the end. So I get it, about the lasting wounds. Genuinely. I'd like to think that, with that behind us, we'd be better off in stopping that exact sort of bullshit again. Sera was a vaccine against Sera, see?
    HammerStrikes219
    HammerStrikes219
    Hahahaha, probably so.
    ShionAH
    Can you check this out?

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    HUGE Rick and Morty Revision

    Agree: 13 (@ShionAH, @Anonymous_Learner, @Aolphl, @MintyBoi1, @AyOgUyS, @ApostolUmbrei, @Lort15, @Mythic381, @Edutyn, @TheOrangeGuy09, @Hecky2222, @SomebodyData, @Random-Helper323) Disagree:
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    Dark_Soul20189
    Hello Bambu, if you have like 5-10 minutes, could you check this out? (Should be straightforward and really short)
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    Cast Cancel speed implementation and a quick speed fix (Tensura Light Novel)

    Hello and welcome back to a new Speed CRT. It should be relatively straightforward and simple. It will try to get a more stable speed accuracy for magic users, and fix some of the scaling chain from the previous CRT. Verse - Tensura (Light Novel) Profiles - Check parts 1 and 2 PART 1 - Cast...
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    Thermor
    Hello, do you have an idea on what happened to @ActuallySpaceMan42? He's been inactive since last year.
    Mr. Bambu
    Mr. Bambu
    Nothing springs to mind. If he remains inactive too long we'll demote him (normally this looks like six months or so).
    HakutoRei000
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    Iruna Major Wank Alert Parte Uno (1/2): Immortality Negation.

    Hello Everyone Welcome Back To Another Wank For Iruna Online (Iruna Senki) and today we will tackle one of the most important thing in this game. Before proceeding, I invite anyone who disagrees with my interpretation to explain why, or to point out any misconceptions I may have. (especially...
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    Hello Mr Bambu can you check on this CRT?

    Thank you...🥀
    Arceus0x
    Hello, sorry to bother ya but like, I genuienly need votes here, I want this to be over before next year lol
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    Eternatus ain't 2-A and neither are the rest of the mons

    it could be done like Digimon does it, just adding an "up to [Certain Tier] for stronger members of the species", it doesn't need to be a varies rating for it to be reconciled It could work. Varies tier usually seems like a copout and cheap way out of this stuff to me. It could make sense...
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    Arceus0x
    Arceus0x
    If I had to summarize, a Pokemon is being scaled to the highest tier because
    -a somewhat reliable guy said he's the strongest
    -it's assumed he's the strongest in the region by the scalers
    -he scales to that because there are trained pokemon in the region that are given to you before you explore a cave with all the legendary pokemon. You use the trained pokemon to fight them

    Problem:
    -the guy is only somewhat reliable and it's a small one-off statement
    -there's no guarantee at all that the guy knows about the trained pokemon in question
    -scaling random trained pokemon you are given to Low 1-C has very much been looked down upon throughout pokemon scaling history
    -All the (scaling relevant) legendaries are in that cave, all of them fight the same pokemon, nothing indicates that they could get one-shot, in fact, they have a shield against that.
    -If all the legendaries are in that cave then literally everyone and their grandma would have to scale to Low 1-C.
    Mr. Bambu
    Mr. Bambu
    I hate you.

    I'll look into it eventually.
    Arceus0x
    Arceus0x
    FriendOfTheTeaParty
    If something is self published on both royalroad and self published on amazon with a kindle unlimited contract but has the audiobook attached to an official publisher would that be fine?
    XxZetsuxX
    Could you evaluate this please?

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    Another Ayanokouji Mini update

    This thread is to return resistance to information analysis and resistance to analytical prediction back to Ayanokouji’s profile. Reasoning: Ayanokouji demonstrates the ability to deliberately control and partition his thoughts, allowing him to manipulate how they are perceived by others...
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