Asian parents vs Arab parents, who wins?

[azontr]

Not mention their religious sermons after all that ,explaining millions of mistakes I deserve to die for .
We I don't care about past anymore but for some reason it hurts so much whenever I remember those

We should prolly stop talking about it, then.

 

[RandomGuy2345]

We should prolly stop talking about it, then.

What ax said...

 

[RandomGuy2345]

What ax said...

Did I really just called you 'ax?'

I meant to say 'az'.

 

[Kachon123]

Switching from Incon to African parents.

 

[RandomGuy2345]

Switching from Incon to African parents.

Based, but not based at the same time, if you catch my drift...

 

[azontr]

Switching from Incon to African parents.

I vote Africa, the continent.

 

[RandomGuy2345]

I vote Africa, the continent.

Based

 

[Arnoldstone18]

Yes

voting Africa too

so that’s 3-4 votes now

 

[RandomGuy2345]

African Parents FRA

 

[Arnoldstone18]

We need more input

 

[KLOL506]

Naaaaah Arab parents solo no cap.

Their pinpoint accuracy with slippers is so goddamn scary that every time I see it in their hands, I see my life flashing before my eyes.

Don't Southeast Asian parents and LATAM parents also hit with insane accuracy with their slippers?

 

[Noneless21]

Don't Southeast Asian parents and LATAM parents also hit with insane accuracy with their slippers?

or rather, isn't Arab and Asian TECHNICALLY the same? since Arab are in the same continent as Asia

now watch as I got mauled by angry mobs saying that Arabs and Asians are not the same

 

[Arnoldstone18]

An African mothers’ slipper has more physics than Captain America’s sheild.

 

[Iiliminal]

wtf

 

[Shey]

Voting African
Cause Experience

 

[Emirp sumitpo]

Match up of the century

 

[Noneless21]

Voting African
Cause Experience

you mean you experienced it or sumthing?

 

[Emirp sumitpo]

An African mothers’ slipper has more physics than Captain America’s sheild.

Asian mothers can 360 no scope a rolled up newspaper from the other side of the house on to your face.

I know from experience

 

[Arnoldstone18]

5 votes for Africa

2 more to enter grace

 

[Shey]

you mean you experienced it or sumthing?

Well yes, I exist there

 

[Noneless21]

Well yes, I exist there

Oh... well...

 

[Arnoldstone18]

Asian mothers can 360 no scope a rolled up newspaper from the other side of the house on to your face.

I know from experience

An African mother, trying to avoid you embarrassing her in front of her visitors, can make death threats and induce fear by slightly widening their eyes while staring at you

 

[Emirp sumitpo]

My asian mother won't hesitate to backhand me in front of people. I dunno if that's bad or good

 

[RandomGuy2345]

My asian mother won't hesitate to backhand me in front of people. I dunno if that's bad or good

Bad

 

[Arnoldstone18]

My asian mother won't hesitate to backhand me in front of people. I dunno if that's bad or good

African Mothers: Curse Manipulation (The moment African mothers switch from english to their native languages you and your future generations are finished), Weapon Mastery (Proficient Belt, and wired hanger users, Master with Slipper, Legend with wooden spoon), Subjective Reality (When an African Mother tells you to look for something in her room and you search every nook and cranny of the room, she threatens you if she finds it herself then she finds it herself in 5 seconds)

 

[azontr]

My asian mother won't hesitate to backhand me in front of people. I dunno if that's bad or good

Feels bad.

 

[RandomGuy2345]

Subjective Reality (When an African Mother tells you to look for something in her room and you search every nook and cranny of the room, she threatens you if she finds it herself then she finds it herself in 5 seconds)

This is so ******* true.

 

[Noneless21]

This is so ******* true.

It's also applied to almost every mothers actually

It makes me question myself if I'm blind or not

 

[azontr]

Subjective Reality (When an African Mother tells you to look for something in her room and you search every nook and cranny of the room, she threatens you if she finds it herself then she finds it herself in 5 seconds)

This is literally just my parents everytime I ever lost something. I didn't know only African mothers did this.

 

[Emirp sumitpo]

(When an African Mother tells you to look for something in her room and you search every nook and cranny of the room, she threatens you if she finds it herself then she finds it herself in 5 seconds)

Oh my ******* god.

 

[Arnoldstone18]

Even when I’m look at the table with her, she sees something I can’t see. Until she slaps the Enhanced Senses into me.

 

[azontr]

Idk man for some reason parents have cosmic awareness or whatever. They can find shit you didn't even see in .5 seconds and then bitch you out about how easy it was to find, it's insanity.

 

[Shmooply]

This shit is just childhood trauma: the thread.

 

[Emirp sumitpo]

Parents have empathic manipulation for berating you for the smallest things, and making you feel more guilty than you should be for it.

And my parents wonder why I have little self confidence

 

[azontr]

This shit is just childhood trauma: the thread.

True and valid.

 

[RandomGuy2345]

Parents should have Social Influencing for constantly being able to convince you that you're in the wrong despite you not doing anything wrong.

 

[Emirp sumitpo]

Parents should Social Influencing for constantly being able to convince you that you're in the wrong despite you not doing anything wrong.

It gets to a point where I learn to just shut up and take the blame even if it wasn't me.

 

[azontr]

At a certain point I just learned to stop doing things and stay shut in my room all day lol.

 

[Emirp sumitpo]

My parents wonder why I don't like hanging out with them.

They have the ability to turn any conversation into a condescending lecture. I can't even tell a simple pun without them just spoiling the fun.

 

[azontr]

My parents wonder why I don't like hanging out with them.

They have the ability to turn any conversation into a condescending lecture. I can't even tell a simple pun without them just spoiling the fun.

Solution: Stop trying to be funny.