Asian parents vs Arab parents, who wins?

[Emirp sumitpo]

Solution: Stop trying to be funny.

Asian Parents would solo Joker fr.

 

[RandomGuy2345]

My parents wonder why I don't like hanging out with them.

They have the ability to turn any conversation into a condescending lecture. I can't even tell a simple pun without them just spoiling the fun.

You should probably stop being a goofy mf then.

 

[ZoroNotZolo]

Naw bruh here in 'merica we use belts and our bare hands to abuse our children.

No cap hands and belts are the 'Murican way.

 

[Emirp sumitpo]

Parents should get fear manip. I'll make a CRT soon brb

 

[ZoroNotZolo]

Parents should get fear manip. I'll make a CRT soon brb

I guess I have resistance to fear manip lol. I have no fear of my parents, just respect.

 

[azontr]

I guess I have resistance to fear manip lol. I have no fear of my parents, just respect.

Then you were most likely a good kid who didn't get much of the B E L T.

 

[ZoroNotZolo]

Then you were most likely a good kid who didn't get much of the B E L T.

When I was younger, I received my fair share. I literally willed myself to stop crying as much, no cap.

 

[azontr]

When I was younger, I received my fair share. I literally willed myself to stop crying as much, no cap.

Then your definitely better than me at that cause I never learned how lol

 

[Mad_Dog_of_Fujiwara]

Incon, my parents stomp via throwing iron weights at my head and choking me to the point of me very likely suffering permanent brain damage as a child.

 

[RandomGuy2345]

Incon, my parents stomp via throwing iron weights at my head and choking me to the point of me very likely suffering permanent brain damage as a child.

1. That's child abuse.
2. How are you still alive???

 

[Mad_Dog_of_Fujiwara]

1. That's child abuse.
2. How are you still alive???

Good question lol

I simply choose to believe that I cannot die. I've done way too much stupid shit that's almost gotten me killed.

 

[RandomGuy2345]

Good question lol

I simply choose to believe that I cannot die. I've done way too much stupid shit that's almost gotten me killed.

Like what?

 

[Emirp sumitpo]

Incon, my parents stomp via throwing iron weights at my head and choking me to the point of me very likely suffering permanent brain damage as a child.

Eyo??

 

[RandomGuy2345]

Actually, **** that.

I don't want to know...

 

[azontr]

Good question lol

I simply choose to believe that I cannot die. I've done way too much stupid shit that's almost gotten me killed.

Subjective Reality (By believing that she cannot die, Fujiwara is able to live through significant injury)

 

[RandomGuy2345]

Subjective Reality (By believing that she cannot die, Fujiwara is able to live through significant injury)

Add Immense Pain Tolerance to that list as well.

 

[Shmooply]

Subjective Reality (By believing that she cannot die, Fujiwara is able to live through significant injury)

Almost close to the real Mokou, crazy.

 

[Mad_Dog_of_Fujiwara]

Like what?

A lot of it is just depressing but I ate an entire raw sausage while high once. Don't ask how that happened because I legitimately do not remember.

Subjective Reality (By believing that she cannot die, Fujiwara is able to live through significant injury)

Nice.

 

[RandomGuy2345]

A lot of it is just depressing but I ate an entire raw sausage while high once. Don't ask how that happened because I legitimately do not remember.

Actually, **** that.

I don't want to know...

 

[Mad_Dog_of_Fujiwara]

Almost close to the real Mokou, crazy.

Why do you think she's my favorite character?

 

[azontr]

A lot of it is just depressing but I ate an entire raw sausage while high once. Don't ask how that happened because I legitimately do not remember.

I mean I've done shit like that while completely sober-

 

[Mad_Dog_of_Fujiwara]

Btw all this shit is fine, I disowned my family two years ago so I've been able to look back on this with a lens of "damn that was kinda ****** up".

Sorry if I accidentally shifted this conversation into uncomfortable territory lol

I mean I've done shit like that while completely sober-

Based.

 

[RandomGuy2345]

I mean I've done shit like that while completely sober-

 

[azontr]

Not even gonna cap raw shrimp and raw sausages and shit is actually . Salmonella ain't got shit on me.

 

[RandomGuy2345]

Not even gonna cap raw shrimp and raw sausages and shit is actually . Salmonella ain't got shit on me.

If the wiki didn't have strict rules about the n word (with the 'a'), I would've sent you a meme that had a guy saying the n word.

 

[Shmooply]

Sorry if I accidentally shifted this conversation into uncomfortable territory lol

I mean, this entire thread shifted into people talking about how terrible their parents are, so /shrug
i swear this thread is just gonna slowly turn into group therapy

 

[azontr]

If the wiki didn't have strict rules about the n word (with the 'a'), I would've sent you a meme that had a guy saying the n word.

I legitimately, sincerely ask you to point me to the place where I asked.

 

[RandomGuy2345]

If the wiki didn't have strict rules about the n word (with the 'a'), I would've sent you a meme that had a guy saying the n word.

Before anyone questions this comment, the video I want to show is nothing offensive.

 

[RandomGuy2345]

I legitimately, sincerely ask you to point me to the place where I asked.

Fair point lul

 

[Mad_Dog_of_Fujiwara]

I mean, this entire thread shifted into people talking about how terrible their parents are, so /shrug
i swear this thread is just gonna slowly turn into group therapy

It wasn't already?

Anyways raw/undercooked meat is based, god was a bitch ass ************ for making it dangerous to eat. At least sashimi exists :v

 

[RandomGuy2345]

Not even gonna cap raw shrimp and raw sausages and shit is actually . Salmonella ain't got shit on me.

This reminded me of when my brother ate pizza cold before. He actually did a few times already.

He said "It wasn't that cold."

 

[azontr]

Anyways raw/undercooked meat is based, god was a bitch ass ************ for making it dangerous to eat. At least sashimi exists :v

Forgive me if this is weird, but I ******* love you, and this is the most ultrabased comment I've ever read in my short existence.

 

[Mad_Dog_of_Fujiwara]

Forgive me if this is weird, but I ******* love you, and this is the most ultrabased comment I've ever read in my short existence.

Cookcels seething over rawchads

This reminded me of when my brother ate pizza cold before. He actually did a few times already.

He said "It wasn't that cold."

Alright that one's unforgivable.

 

[azontr]

This reminded me of when my brother ate pizza cold before. He actually did a few times already.

He said "It wasn't that cold."

You don't eat cold pizza?

Bro that shit is .

 

[Emirp sumitpo]

This reminded me of when my brother ate pizza cold before. He actually did a few times already.

He said "It wasn't that cold."

 

[RandomGuy2345]

You don't eat cold pizza?

Bro that shit is .

 

[RandomGuy2345]

Alright that one's unforgivable.

Thank you. At least you haven't gone into the deep end like az here.

 

[azontr]

Actual bitchless behavior.

Cold pizza is awesome and you need to seek medical attention now.

 

[RandomGuy2345]

Actual bitchless behavior.

Cold pizza is awesome and you need to seek medical attention now.

I think you need to seek medical attention for your stomach my boy.

 

[azontr]

I think you need to seek medical attention for your stomach my boy.

My stomach is made of ******* titanium alloy.