"You see Rick, that's the Thing,"

[ApiesDeathbyLazors]

Not really a fan of Rick & Morty, most of the humor just kinda slid off of me without much reaction, but my favorite spam could of course use some more matches so why not.

Rick has just portaled him self into an abondoned warehouse with 6 fully assimilated human-things. Rick is aware something is very wrong but doesn't know why. The Things are spread out around the warehouse. Rick is restricted to tier 9 inventions only and has zero prep time. Rick wins if he eleminates all the things.

The Thing

Rick Sanchez

 

[Insecurity97]

I died laughing at that pun

Not voting yet, but I feel Rick should be smart enough to keep his distance from The Thing

 

[Christian_Higdon]

I did this once, funny enough.

 

[ApiesDeathbyLazors]

Musta been a bit ago then cause I didn't find it.

 

[Christian_Higdon]

Yeah, it really was.

 

[Crimson_Azoth]

Would Rick be able to figure out the Thing's danger? Course, he rangespams in character, but would he take special care to ensure he isn't touched?

 

[WeeklyBattles]

Rick has an invisible forcefield protecting his body, the Thing wouldnt be able to touch him even if it wanted to

 

[Crimson_Azoth]

Ah, that thing. Which showed up for like one scene. Rick has been injured with blows before, so either the shield isn't on all the time, or the writers wrote it in once and then completely forgot about

 

[WeeklyBattles]

Its basically aura, he can be knocked around but you cant grab him

 

[Insecurity97]

There's also that instant death touch thingy, but then again it could just be a one-time gag

 

[Crimson_Azoth]

Also likely wouldn't work against the Thing since it is already lacking all of the organs required to live already.

Plus it might kill the Thing cells on the finger, but the whole body would be mostly unharmed

 

[Insecurity97]

Yeah, it's why I said the death touch thingy is most likely just a one-time gag so it probably won't work here

 

[ApiesDeathbyLazors]

I'm curious about that forcefield.

 

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