Why would anyone gamble their soul to the devil when they could just mow a lawn?

[Griffers]

Honestky this fight is to close to call, Cuphead may be faster but Hank with his full arsenal is more than capable of keeping up. Honestly niether one would be capable of dealing a killing blow without riskying thier own life.

 

[Moritzva]

Wait.

Hank Hill vs Hank J. Wimbleto.

Please tell me I wasn't the first to think of this.

 

[Buttersamuri]

Tbh. I thought of doing a Hank vs Hank fight once. Never got too it tho. Should I make a thread?

 

[Jackythejack]

Seems like a pretty easy win for Wimbleton

 

[Buttersamuri]

Yea actually. Looking at his page. That's a very easy win

 

[Moritzva]

Depends on the Wimbleton key used. Hank lacks the versatility but makes up for it in experience.

Do we have any actual calcs for Hank or is he baseline?

 

[Phoenix821]

I joked about that fight on Discord before.

 

[Moritzva]

I joked about that fight on Discord before.

Gotta add me on discord.

 

[Buttersamuri]

No calcs. But he realistically shouldn't be baseline.

In fact the tank feat actually may be direct since tanks do have calcs Iirc. (From bill survived destruction of one

 

[Moritzva]

No calcs. But he realistically shouldn't be baseline.
In fact the tank feat actually may be direct since tanks do have calcs Iirc. (From bill survived destruction of one

That should probably be done.

But yea, Hank vs Hank should be fair, as long as MAG Hank isn't used. MAG Hank kinda just beats the shit out of Hank.

 

[Buttersamuri]

I've been asking for Hank calcs to get a more solid level for him. Since he had an at least wall, likely small building, and possibly higher. But unfortunately nobodies covered it

 

[Insecurity97]

Yeah, that Megalomart explosion needs to be calced

 

[Buttersamuri]

Ehhh... crud... I just found something that may make a lot of Hanks fights change

 

[Insecurity97]

What is it?

 

[Buttersamuri]

I watched again with the tank that gets destroyed and bill survived again.

Bill calls it a M1 Abram tank. Which can be up to large building in durability. And the explosion did this too it

 

[Jackythejack]

The explosion...burned?

 

[Buttersamuri]

It was artillery fire. After the explosion. It left this fire mess. I'm not sure if it makes sense on an explosion irl method. But it destroyed a M1 Abrams tank which bill does confirm it to be one when getting into some officers who were wondering about how he was dressed

Which also makes sense since it's standard military which is how he go ahold of it. Being militaryc

 

[Jackythejack]

Large building only applies if there's fragmentation. That's not the basic value needed to destroy a tank. It literally says something like at most destruction. That's not most destruction

 

[Buttersamuri]

Well yea, though it can still change the durability to be much higher. Parts of the tank did break off. Another look at the tank from another angle And a look of the explosion. Considering the damage it does to the tank. Hank could potentially be higher. (Of course it still would need to be calced.)

 

[Jackythejack]

That's still most definitely 9-A as that's still not massive fragmentation. That shouldn't really apply at all.

 

[Buttersamuri]

I'm not saying it's massive Frag. But it still parts blew off. Even if it stayed even in the small building class, it still could be a much bigger jump.

 

[Jackythejack]

Eeeeh debatable.

 

[Buttersamuri]

Considering he doesn't even have a calc. It's gonna be a Jump regardless. It's the fact multiple parts of this tank broke off like several of the top lids and wheels.