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Who can destroy the Meat Planet

Matthew_Schroeder

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Yes.

Carl Sagan's Cosmos 'The Meat Planet'
Carl Sagan's Cosmos 'The Meat Planet'

Who, I wonder. Who among us can stand against such a testament to our insignificance in the vastness of the cosmos. Who can resist such intergalactic delicacy, such astrological irresistableness.

None can know.
 
They wouldn't resist. None of them.

The moment they lay their senses on this delicious piece of extraterrestrial planetary steak they will be consumed by a craving they cannot articulate nor comprehend.

And really, who among us can't sympathize?
 
"...here, meat flows freely, filling these immense metal pools you see before you.

As the first of the four elements... It's an important element. Because without meat, people would have nothing to eat. They would die of starvation, one after another."
 
Matthew Schroeder said:
They wouldn't resist. None of them.
Bruh, Megaman, and Zeno are beyond the concept of food. They're a dimension higher than this substance.
 
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