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Tobey Maguire delivers pizza to your favorite character/characters (can he do it)

Broly from Dragon Ball Super:

Peter heads back to the pizza place after the last random delivery he received. Mr. Aziz hurries to him with an inhuman number of pizza boxes, some of his other workers helping him by loading them on the back of his scooter.

"Peter, I need you to deliver these 45 all-meat pizzas and 2 pepperoni pizzas to.... Broly, Cheelai and Lemo at.... Planet Vampa..." Aziz says to him, reading the receipt.

"Planet? What-" Peter asked, holding down the scooter so it doesn't tip over from the weight of the pizzas, "Mr. Aziz, how am I gonna get to another planet?"

"Hey, did you say Vampa?" A voice said. It came from a man with spiky hair who was... carrying around a tractor for some reason, "I can take ya' there!"

"You can take me to another planet?" Peter asked, trying to feign surprise, as someone who could travel through space was to be expected at this point with all the weird villains he's battled before.

"Sure! Grab on and I can take you there!"

Peter's Spider-Sense wasn't going off. There wasn't anything really threatening about him, even though he had already shown himself to be incredibly strong. Seeing no other option to go to another planet to deliver pizza, he put an arm on his shoulder as he also held down his scooter. Immediately, the two warped away. Instantly, they arrived on a rough and inhospitable world. However, they were outside of... a house there? Peter rang the doorbell and knocked, carrying the pizzas. After all, if they were from another planet, they likely wouldn't guess that he was Spider-Man for this show of strength, much less know who Spider-Man is. The door opened, revealing a green-skinned woman with white hair.

"Pizza time."

The woman's eyes lit up.

"Oh, you must be the pizza guy! Lemo, get over here!" She said.

An orange skinned alien walked beside the woman.

"What is it, Cheel-... That's a lot of food..." Lemo said, "How much of it is for the big guy?"

"Should be 45 for him and two for us...." Cheelai said before shouting, "BROLY!"

A matter of seconds later, Peter's Spider-Sense went off. He tossed the pizza up in the air and leapt high into the air, evading the Saiyan billowing toward the house. However, before he could catch the pizza, the Saiyan that had arrived already caught them and handed them back toward Peter, giving a look of confusion toward him.

"It's OK, Broly, he's giving us food!" Cheelai said, helping Broly understand what's going on.

Broly looked toward Peter with a slight smile and gave him the OK sign with his hand. However, he turned around and faced Goku and his smile widened a bit more as he finally spoke.

"Kakarot...." Broly said.

"Hey, Broly!" Goku said, "It's been a while since we've done some sparring, but you should probably eat up first. I never fight on an empty stomach!"

Broly nods, turning back toward Cheelai and Lemo.

Peter looks back to Goku.

"So uh, can you take me back to Earth now?" Peter asked.

"Oh yeah! I almost forgot about that!" Goku said. With that, Peter was taken back to Earth. Peter turned around to thank the man, but he had already warped away.

"This is something else..." Peter said to himself.
 
Minato Namikaze - Tobey has some trouble getting past the Hokage guards, but he tells them to dig on this and makes them faint from the awesomeness of his dance then he has no trouble. Minato thanks him and gives him a tip.

Twilight Sparkle - Knocks on the castle doors and hands it over without trouble.

Sunset Shimmer - He gets there and after seeing her hair asks if she's sure she doesn't want bacon pizza. She laughs and declines.

Itachi Uchiha - Accepts the pizza then uses genjutsu on him to make him forget the criminal Itachi had been friendly.

Discord - Tobey screams as he flies through Discord's dimension then Discord asks why the pizza's so late threateningly. After Tobey explains, he sends him off floating, then Tobey snaps his fingers and goes back to the real world.

Adagio Dazzle - When he gets close, her singing hypnotizes him and forces him to give up the pizza without taking payment. She flirts with him and then sends him off with just money for him cause he's cute. After he's left, he smiles deviously at her falling for his act. No one can control Maguire!

Zuko - Either Zuko shoots fire at him and tells him to get out or graciously accepts it.

Amity - Gracefully hands him money then has her abomination escort him out.

Dahlia Hawthorne - Sweetly manipulates him into giving it to her for free

Shiki - He gets to her house without problem, and after she opens the door she feels self conscious about ordering a pizza cause she thinks she'll gain weight and look ugly. He gives her a pep talk and they become buddies.

L - Takes it by his fingers then starts eating it in front of Tobey and when Tobey reaches for it, L kicks him in the face and Tobey runs
 
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Tobey could probably deliver the pizza on time to characters like Mario, Ness, maybe John Egbert.

But Kenshiro? It’s gonna take a while to find him when the world is basically a wasteland in Fist of the North Star
 
can someone do servants from nasuverse too?

i want to see their reaction to tobey delivering pizza to them. Both ordering and them not ordering it.
 
DaReaperMan said:
REALLY depends on the servant. Plus if they aren't summoned it's something along the lines of "not happening"
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what if they were already summoned by their masters?

how would each servant react both with ordering first and without ordering first? (assume they are already existing/summoned)
 
Pokemonfan807 said:
the big guns like lancer (cu dude), archer, Gil himself, Berserker (hercules), and medusa rider
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Cu kinda just thanks them, EMIYA doesn't really give a shit, Heracles is literally insane and wouldn't understand much anyway and I don't know enough about Medusa.

And Gil kinda just says it looks terrible and yeets.
Pokemonfan807 said:
and any other most popular servants that are the big guns too like hassans. (big as in super important or very famous)
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Oh you mean like all of them?
 
DaReaperMan said:
Cu kinda just thanks them, EMIYA doesn't really give a shit, Heracles is literally insane and wouldn't understand much anyway and I don't know enough about Medusa.

And Gil kinda just says it looks terrible and yeets.

Oh you mean like all of them?
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not all of them just the ones on the wiki here that are really famous either because of their design and stuff.


so continue on with people like ishtar and hassans.


Also what if the pizza looks good though? maybe gil might take it. and say that spidey is a better mongrel than he thought they would be.
 
also i want non servant characters too dareaper


i mean like shirou, rin, and sakura.

how would they react.


and what about saber? (fate/staynight saber plus nero)


and would julius caesar (servant version) be happy.

he is roman/italian and he loves food. so would he accept the pizza?
 
azontr said:
Unless you get a huge dickhole like Gilgamesh most servants would be pretty easy to deliver to lol. Especially Saber.
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what about nero saber though? isn't she a dickhole too?


gil wouldn't be as dickish as frieza and beerus though. am i right.


he wouldn't kill someone like peter because of pizza am i right?



but what about non-servants like Shirou, Rin, and Sakura.



and julius would instantly accept it. would he azontr. cause i know that fate caesar loves eating and pizza came from rome/italy. so would he accept it instantly? the question is would this roman emperor servant pay a tip to peter or not.
 
Servants quite literally are their real counterparts lol. Unless you're weirded out by an abundance of genderbending then most would be pretty easy to find.
 
azontr said:
Servants quite literally are their real counterparts lol. Unless you're weirded out by an abundance of genderbending then most would be pretty easy to find.
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okay i just meant which servants in the series are used the most.


like you frequently see gil, archer, and cu but many are not really used as much.

now do you get it.
 
Pokemonfan807 said:
what about nero saber though? isn't she a dickhole too?


gil wouldn't be as dickish as frieza and beerus though. am i right.


he wouldn't kill someone like peter because of pizza am i right?



but what about non-servants like Shirou, Rin, and Sakura.



and julius would instantly accept it. would he azontr. cause i know that fate caesar loves eating and pizza came from rome/italy. so would he accept it instantly? the question is would this roman emperor servant pay a tip to peter or not.
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and no one answered these questions yet.
 
I mean, they'd still be pretty easy to find either way lol. "Hey look, it's Arthur Pendragon, but he's a girl! Look, there's her alternative version! There's her Lancer version! Omg it's her Lancer Alter version! M-MALE VERSION!?" Would be my reaction to seeing Saber IRL. I'd deliver pizza to that bitch in no time.
 
azontr said:
I mean, they'd still be pretty easy to find either way lol. "Hey look, it's Arthur Pendragon, but he's a girl! Look, there's her alternative version! There's her Lancer version! Omg it's her Lancer Alter version! M-MALE VERSION!?" Would be my reaction to seeing Saber IRL. I'd deliver pizza to that bitch in no time.
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for peter that is.


i meant people in real life would know them because they're based on real people. it's just some get used more than others is what i'm saying

Gil, cu, archer are more well known cause they get more screen time. that's all i'm saying.
 
One, stop putting that many spaces in your text, it actually makes it harder to read

Two, I don't know Frieza at all why are you comparing Gil to him

Three, Gil will quite literally murder anyone who displeases him
 
DaReaperMan said:
One, stop putting that many spaces in your text, it actually makes it harder to read

Two, I don't know Frieza at all why are you comparing Gil to him

Three, Gil will quite literally murder anyone who displeases him
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really he's that much of a dick. killing you simply for displeasing him. He's like dio only worse. cause they both hate mongrels.
 
I'll need to follow-up with more faves when I think of them (tired rn), but off the bat Examon isn't someone Tobey can just come over to. Assuming this is Cyber Sleuth Examon, he was advocating to erase humanity so it'd eliminate the Eaters so he'd probably obliterate Tobey outright with Ambrosia or something. Ridley is sadistic as all hell, so I doubt that'd go well either.
 
Max, Steel and Other:


Steel: hey, didn't you know we ordered pizza?

Tobey: apparently someone paid for it, in the name of THI

Max: it seems that she was mom. * tips Tobey and he leaves *

Steel and max open the box and reveal that it is pizza
it's pineapple pizza🍍🍕
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Max and Steel: Noooo
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elsewhere...

Dread: You thought it was your mother Max, but it was me Dread, I asked to send you a pineapple pizza instead of a normal one.
 
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