Shrek vs. Ash Ketchum

[Insecurity97]

Shrek has just told Donkey that Digimon is better than Pokemon, so needless to say Ash isn't pleased

Ash is 9-B

Ogres are like onions: 0

An immortal kid that can never age: 7

Inconclusive: 0

 

[Insecurity97]

bump

 

[Insecurity97]

bump

 

[The_Calaca]

Wow I never expected this...

Anyway the speed difference shouldn't be too big and that would make this match more interesting.

Ash is probably slightly weaker than Shrek but that's all. He's more durable (Ash has 8-C dura against Shrek's 9-A), has a higher lifting strength and his general mindset is better than Shrek's. Ash is probably gonna think Shrek is a Pokemon and try to capture him. Shrek can't hurt Ash and can't toss him around due to the LS difference so Ash can outlast the ogre. Having subsonic reactions'd give Shrek an advantage but that'll just prolongs the inevitable.

'Gotta Catch'Em All But Not Them All' Boi takes this and has a new Pokemon.

 

[Insecurity97]

Decided to unequalize speed because yeah, it'd make things more interesting. And I think Shrek may have some of his own superhuman speed feats as well, but then again my memory's kinda foggy

Vote added btw

 

[Jasonsith]

Ash for reasons aforesaid

 

[Insecurity97]

bump

 

[Jasonsith]

Bump

 

[Insecurity97]

bump

 

[The_real_cal_howard]

Ash...superhumans his way to victory fra.

 

[Starter_Pack]

Ash catches an Ogremon FRA.

What do you mean Ogremon is a Digimon? owo

 

[Crimson_Azoth]

This match is the peak of existance.

But really, Shrek is outmatched. Not a whole lot to say that hasn't already been said. Ash wins pretty easily.

 

[Insecurity97]

2 more votes

 

[Rodri_"Dante"]

.ARF hsA

 

[Insecurity97]

1 more vote

 

[Insecurity97]

bump

 

[Insecurity97]

Bump, just 1 more vote

 

[Phoenix821]

Ash FRA

 

[Crimson_Azoth]

Yay! Ash... beat... Shrek...

deargodwhathavewebecome

 

[DeathstroketheHedgehog]

What the hell?

I can't believe I'm saying Ash would beat Shrek in a fight.

 

[Crimson_Azoth]

This wiki is a special place

 

[Insecurity97]

I mean...if spongebob can have a 5-A feat, then anything is possible

 

[The_Calaca]

This match fulfills my childhood's dreams.