Seras Victoria vs The Spy

[Sir_Ovens]

Spy is hired by the Administrator to kill an old comrade of his, Pip Bernadotte, whom he worked for in the past. He makes his way to the Hellsing Organisation, where he learns that Seras has already taken his soul. Not wanting to leave a job unfinished, he takes on Seras in combat.

Police Girl vs Lady Killer

True Vampire Seras and Spy starts off with his Sharp Dresser, The Ambassador, and Dead Ringer. Speed equalized. Win via SBA.


"Sorry love, someone already beat you to the punch."


"I am contractually obligated to send his soul to hell. You're welcome to join him."

 

[Moritzva]

Does "worked for" imply prior knowledge for either character?

 

[DMUA]

You see this is a cool match but all rational thinking is being overpowered by me looking that fanart and thinking "Put some pants on!"

 

[Sir_Ovens]

Does "worked for" imply prior knowledge for either character?

I mean, Spy's knowledge is on Pip, not Seras. So, no knowledge.

 

[Moritzva]

If not, Spycicle backstab GG.

 

[Ecstasy_Amphetamine]

Spy via seduction

 

[DMUA]

What's Spy's AP?

If Seras just Oneshots, Dead Ringer isn't going to work

... Also holey doley our TF2 scaling is broken

 

[Sir_Ovens]

Pretty sure they scale off Scout surviving 3 rockets to the face when one rocket is capable of gibbing a normal character.

 

[Ecstasy_Amphetamine]

Can Spy seduce her? I mean yes he can but is it possible to do in this scenario?

 

[Sir_Ovens]

No, Spy wants to kill Seras and vice versa.

 

[DMUA]

Problem is the calc on that page links to Large Building level results

Which is wrong

 

[Ecstasy_Amphetamine]

Damn it

I'll check their AP first

 

[Sir_Ovens]

Problem is the calc on that page links to Large Building level results

Which is wrong

I thought the large building clac was debunked?

 

[DMUA]

Can Spy seduce her? I mean yes he can but is it possible to do in this scenario?

I mean, I'd think that Seras incapacitating him via nose bleed via Seras being the Big Tittied Police Girl is more likely

 

[DMUA]

I thought the large building clac was debunked?

Yes

And we haven't posted a new calc to replace it at any point

 

[Sir_Ovens]

Oof. I've been meaning to do a CRT on the verse as well, to add all the abilities of the merc's weapons onto their Powers and Abilities section.

 

[DMUA]

While you're at it, can you get rid of everyone and their mother being "At least" for being able to oneshot fodder Blu versions of each other?

It's clear those Blus are nowhere near the level of the Mercs we actually meet by all indications, which makes way more sense then Spy being able to despatch both the Heavy and Soldier in seconds while The Soldier can oneshot spy and The Heavy can bulldoze through solders which get easily dispatched by Spy who gets oneshot by soldier who gets murdered in droves by Heavy who gets dispatched by Spy...

You get the idea

 

[The_Impress]

Seras equates Spy in AP and Dura, so physically she is as capable as Spy, but her emotional vulnerability makes it pretty easy for Spy to manipulate her easy. So my vote goes to Spy.

 

[The_Impress]

Btw, what's up with Spy getting paired up with edgy anime girls recently?

 

[Torlikoff]

Someone wants to get some unique hentai

 

[DMUA]

Re did the Large Building level calc, got 0.00251942151056 Tons

... Which is depressingly on par with Seras' calc

Anyways, as per going invisible with Dead Ringer... I mean, I'd like to say Vampire senses are too good for that forkery, but the only thing that I think being a vampire enhances is sight via Third Eye, which can see through illusions

... Don't think turning invisible, even with Spy's way of doing it, is really an illusion

So yeah probably backstab GG

 

[DMUA]

her emotional vulnerability makes it pretty easy for Spy to manipulate her easy

Actually, complete Seras kinda chills out. Incomplete kinda still has problems with vampirism and blood and other things, but Complete accepts the fact she isn't human anymore and just acts like an actual vampire.

Though, then again, then there's her being a Vampire with a grasp on her humanity that makes her one of the strongest, but philosophy in writing aside, she doesn't have that weakness in this key.

 

[Torlikoff]

I thought they were 9-A for being able to survive a beam that vaporizes human

 

[DMUA]

I mean, considering they're the one that gets vaporized upon getting hit alot

... Emphasis on alot

... Also said feat doesn't link to anyone anyways

... Right so we have a 3x AP discrepancy, a guy who can go invisible upon getting hit once, and who instakills upon hitting his target vs someone who can't exactly do squat

... This is starting to look a bit unfair

 

[The_Impress]

She doesn't have that weakness in this key.

Sorry, I am not that familiar with Hellsing.

But still, Spy's disguises have fooled more paranoid as well as more professional assassins, so maybe Seras will still be manipulated to some extent.

 

[The_Impress]

Btw, this is abit stompy with speed equalization, right?

 

[DMUA]

Watch Hellsing Ultimate. It's good. Real good.

He doesn't even need that honestly

Deadringer+backstab GG is kinda the extent of this fight, though if he tries to disguse himself Third Eye will probably see right through it and have him getting a boot to the face

 

[Sir_Ovens]

Seras is still way more hax than Spy. Or should I change his loadout?

 

[Torlikoff]

Dead ringer is kinda loud though, would they notice a loud crackling sound?

 

[DMUA]

>Seras

>Hax


Yeah she has abilites... None of them are really "GG" moves, Blood Absorbtion is OOC to really make use of and kinda needs the target to be dead by all indications

Just give Spy another knife which doesn't immedately end the fight

 

[DMUA]

Dead ringer is kinda loud though, would they notice a loud crackling sound?

That's when it deactivates though, it just activating is silence. And him not backstabbing when invisible is game mechanics by all indications.

 

[Sir_Ovens]

What about,

T H E S A X X Y ?

 

[Torlikoff]

What about.
T H E S A X X Y ?

Transmutation into gold may be worse than just being stabbed

 

[DMUA]

Can he legit backstab with that thing

I never knew that

Also, just sticking a knife in Seras' back wouldn't kill her. Sticking a knife that proceeds to completely freeze her over would, but just stabbing her in the back is perfectly regenerateable.

 

[Sir_Ovens]

I'm going to completely honest here.

The thought of Spy being the only TF2 character that can one shot through a gold statue turning it's victims into gold with a single backstab amuses me to no end.

 

[DMUA]

TF2 is a meme treasure trove, even 11 years after the fact

 

[Sir_Ovens]

I would kill to see Spy being spammed with The Saxxy as his main weapon.

Anyway, we're derailing.

 

[DMUA]

Yeah

Swap for the regular Butterfly knife and it'll be fair

 

[Torlikoff]

So if backstabs don't work, he'll probably try to just shoot Seras in the head with the ambassador, which should work.

 

[DMUA]

Yeah, but, Seras is well within fine using her Vampire arm to catch bullets and she can just generally move out of the way

But considering AP and Skill, probably not gonna be all that effective

Going with Spy