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Well, it was bound to happen... I mean, the two are way too similar
Sarge
Soldier
"I have personally killed 6,578 men in cold blood while looking them in the eye; jumped on 1,336 live grenades; and stuffed fourteen feet of my own intestine back into my stomach. If that doesn't scare you out of your frilly pink leotards, guess what: You are an idiot and you hate America."
They have all their gear
They fight o2fort Sarge starts in the red base and Soldier in the blue base
Scenario 1: For the sake of hilarity, they are in-character
Scenario 2: They are bloodlusted
Sarge
Soldier
"I have personally killed 6,578 men in cold blood while looking them in the eye; jumped on 1,336 live grenades; and stuffed fourteen feet of my own intestine back into my stomach. If that doesn't scare you out of your frilly pink leotards, guess what: You are an idiot and you hate America."
They have all their gear
They fight o2fort Sarge starts in the red base and Soldier in the blue base
Scenario 1: For the sake of hilarity, they are in-character
Scenario 2: They are bloodlusted