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ALTERNATE TITLE: A SPEEDY ESPIONAGE
While I am unable to remake that famed thread, I can still incorporate it back into the spammed character saga and what better way to do it then using the father of the "Milk" Man himself, Spy! And the best part is, Spy would be screwed either way if he gets found so that AP downgrade will likely not do much to him. Just gotta hope there isn't a speed upgrade severe enough to put him over High Hypersonic+
Also, this is important for the Mad Milk saga. You'll see
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Lizardy walked past the hallway, seemingly a lot more quiet than usual. She simply waved at anyone who greeted her and oddly enough, didn't detach her hand or arm to do so. During her walk, she was stopped by a familiar rainbow colored blur dashing in front of her eyes before stopping, a gust of wind blowing her back a bit.
"Hey, Tokage! I need your hand for something. Don't worry, this'll be quick" Rainbow Dash said before grabbing Setsuna's hand and pulling it off. Something was wrong this time however, instead of a comical pop and a clean detachment, there was a lot more resistance, and was that a bone poking out? A loud scream of pain echoed the room, not from a teenage girl but from a grown man, causing the blue human to also scream in terror. Suddenly, Lizardy's body began to warp, as if some sort of illusion was being dispelled from it, revealing it to not be the one we've all expected.
Instead of the detachable hero, it was the French gentleman himself, Spy.
"Oh my gosh, I'm sorry! Hang on!" Rainbow Dash said before putting the torn hand in Spy's other hand. She quickly rushed through another portal before returning to the gentleman with a small healthkit. "Here, this is what you mercenaries use for healing, right?" the blue human asked as Spy attached his hand to the stump on his arm and then pouring the contents of the healthkit on his injury, all while still screaming. His screams stopped once his hand is reattached and he managed to regain his composure.
"Sorry about that. You're Scout's dad, aren't you?" Rainbow Dash asked.
"I can neither confirm nor deny, I'm here to bring him a package. He's meeting up with someone from his hobby's community. That's all I can disclose" Spy replied, the two eventually coming across Scout's room.
After some knocking, they find themselves being left out cold. With no other options, Spy decided to start rummaging through his inventory, throwing out a variety of objects such as knives, revolvers, bullets, watches, and interestingly enough, a large pillow with Connor's likeness printed on it. The gentleman finally finds what he was looking for, a simple lockpick which he uses to open the door. He then put all the objects he threw out back into his inventory, except for the pillow.
Opening the door, Rainbow Dash was greeted by the sight of Scout showing off a pillow to someone else, someone she recognized. Standing besides Jeremy was her dear friend Sci-Twi, seemingly giggling at the sight of said pillow.
However that wasn't the worst thing she saw.
In her arms were a number of action figures of various characters, some Rainbow Dash recognized and some she did not. She could easily tell the implications of this and began backing up in fear.
"Here's the pillow for your friend, wasn't very easy to get" Spy said before throwing the pillow into the room.
"Sweet! OK, Twilight, I got what you wanted. Gimme those action figures and I'll-" Scout explained, planning on trading some of these questionable pillows for a few of Sci-Twi's action figures.
Their plans were cut when they noticed Rainbow Dash by the doorway, staring at them with both disgust and fear.
"Rainbow, no! Th-this isn't what it looks like!" Sci-Twi stammered nervously.
"Please, I can explain!" Scout added.
The blue human simply dashed away from the scene, leaving everyone behind in the dust and an awkward presence in the air.
"And I thought people these days are less judgmental of others' kinks. It does make for some easy blackmailing though" Spy commented.
"Damnit, Spy! This is why I told you to do this discreetly!" Scout said before backing up, noticing Sci-Twi sobbing in the corner "Look, can you get her? Nobody ever listens to my explanation".
The gentleman simply smiled before putting on his mask, reloading his revolver, and holstering his knife.
"All in a day's work"
"Hey, Tokage! I need your hand for something. Don't worry, this'll be quick" Rainbow Dash said before grabbing Setsuna's hand and pulling it off. Something was wrong this time however, instead of a comical pop and a clean detachment, there was a lot more resistance, and was that a bone poking out? A loud scream of pain echoed the room, not from a teenage girl but from a grown man, causing the blue human to also scream in terror. Suddenly, Lizardy's body began to warp, as if some sort of illusion was being dispelled from it, revealing it to not be the one we've all expected.
Instead of the detachable hero, it was the French gentleman himself, Spy.
"Oh my gosh, I'm sorry! Hang on!" Rainbow Dash said before putting the torn hand in Spy's other hand. She quickly rushed through another portal before returning to the gentleman with a small healthkit. "Here, this is what you mercenaries use for healing, right?" the blue human asked as Spy attached his hand to the stump on his arm and then pouring the contents of the healthkit on his injury, all while still screaming. His screams stopped once his hand is reattached and he managed to regain his composure.
"Sorry about that. You're Scout's dad, aren't you?" Rainbow Dash asked.
"I can neither confirm nor deny, I'm here to bring him a package. He's meeting up with someone from his hobby's community. That's all I can disclose" Spy replied, the two eventually coming across Scout's room.
After some knocking, they find themselves being left out cold. With no other options, Spy decided to start rummaging through his inventory, throwing out a variety of objects such as knives, revolvers, bullets, watches, and interestingly enough, a large pillow with Connor's likeness printed on it. The gentleman finally finds what he was looking for, a simple lockpick which he uses to open the door. He then put all the objects he threw out back into his inventory, except for the pillow.
Opening the door, Rainbow Dash was greeted by the sight of Scout showing off a pillow to someone else, someone she recognized. Standing besides Jeremy was her dear friend Sci-Twi, seemingly giggling at the sight of said pillow.
However that wasn't the worst thing she saw.
In her arms were a number of action figures of various characters, some Rainbow Dash recognized and some she did not. She could easily tell the implications of this and began backing up in fear.
"Here's the pillow for your friend, wasn't very easy to get" Spy said before throwing the pillow into the room.
"Sweet! OK, Twilight, I got what you wanted. Gimme those action figures and I'll-" Scout explained, planning on trading some of these questionable pillows for a few of Sci-Twi's action figures.
Their plans were cut when they noticed Rainbow Dash by the doorway, staring at them with both disgust and fear.
"Rainbow, no! Th-this isn't what it looks like!" Sci-Twi stammered nervously.
"Please, I can explain!" Scout added.
The blue human simply dashed away from the scene, leaving everyone behind in the dust and an awkward presence in the air.
"And I thought people these days are less judgmental of others' kinks. It does make for some easy blackmailing though" Spy commented.
"Damnit, Spy! This is why I told you to do this discreetly!" Scout said before backing up, noticing Sci-Twi sobbing in the corner "Look, can you get her? Nobody ever listens to my explanation".
The gentleman simply smiled before putting on his mask, reloading his revolver, and holstering his knife.
"All in a day's work"
- 9-A versions used
- Gravel War Spy and Base Rainbow Dash used
- Speed amp means I can't equalize speed
- Place Located in: Los Angeles
- Starting Distance: 100 Meters with no line of sight
- Spy's stock knife is replaced with Your Eternal Reward, his revolver is replaced with L'Etranger, and his stock watch is replaced with the Cloak and Dagger
- Spy has prior knowledge
- Win via anything!!
- Scout, this isn't milk, is it? : 0
- Surprise Buttsecks! : 7
- Incon : 0
VS
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