When you messaged me on Discord pointing me to this, you mentioned something about being awful with time.
I would like to add that you're also awful with timing, because you messaged me about this while I was at work.
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No, but seriously. You and I have already talked about this a few times, and while I of all people completely understand and respect your decision, I genuinely feel as if the wiki is losing one of the best and most important members it has ever had. The mixture of knowledge, humor and insight you brought to any given thread, even with as few as two or three posts, was something that could not be ignored or waved aside by even the most stubborn of us, and the work you put into the pages you helped improve and revise is equally undeniable.
You gave us laughs whenever you could, even under the most inopportune circumstances. You brought strong arguments whenever you stepped up to debate any of us, and could turn threads in your favor with many facts and only a few words. You slapped us over the head every time we tried to say anything too idiotic, pass anything too illogical or pull anything too insane, and established yourself as the staff member who could debunk nonsense like nobody else.
And in doing so, you did a lot of good for this place. Your everyday presence on this site made a difference, and a very important one at that.
You and I will still talk, long after you've been gone and I've handed in my own resignation, because I consider you a fairly close friend of mine by now. But I think I can speak for everyone when I say that you'll be missed on this wiki, and that your absence will be felt for a long time. And as for your future endeavors, I wish you luck. I hope you succeed at everything you work towards.
I'd say something here about "the guy named Azathoth making his dreams a reality", but I think this thread has enough corny jokes in your honor already.