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Ext. Streets of Manhattan - Night
A light skinned man walks through a dimly lit street. His visage can be seen fading in and out of the darkness, as he brisks pass every overhead lamp.
He is clad in a white-collared shirt, with his trademark trilby hat topped on his head. We can see his shoulder-strapped holster; it carries a .44 magnum. A bent cigarette rests between his lips.
His name is MURPHY, and he is ready to hit hard, and hit fast. He is charged and ready — with a trigger finger always itched and twitching.
MURPHY I don't need a narrator, I can narrate myself
True, but don't forget who decided to bring you back. Just do your job and try not to screw up this time.
MURPHY Fine. But your narration has a lot left to be desired.
Sue me.
??? As our intrepid heroes invade my story, I'm left wondering how the heck did they get in here anyway?
Wait, wha-
??? As our brave heroine steps into the spotlight, brilliantly shining for the masses, she leaves these two utterly dumbfounded
Stop.
??? Her name is GWENPOOL, and she's about to kick these two suckers out of her plot for making everything so bland and tacky
Black and white is not tacky
GWENPOOL It kinda is. By the way, you're totally ripping John Wick off with that title.
Whatever, MURPHY, kick her ass.
Pre-Awakening Gwenpool. Speed equalized. Win via SBA.
Ext. Streets of Manhattan - Night
A light skinned man walks through a dimly lit street. His visage can be seen fading in and out of the darkness, as he brisks pass every overhead lamp.
He is clad in a white-collared shirt, with his trademark trilby hat topped on his head. We can see his shoulder-strapped holster; it carries a .44 magnum. A bent cigarette rests between his lips.
His name is MURPHY, and he is ready to hit hard, and hit fast. He is charged and ready — with a trigger finger always itched and twitching.
MURPHY I don't need a narrator, I can narrate myself
True, but don't forget who decided to bring you back. Just do your job and try not to screw up this time.
MURPHY Fine. But your narration has a lot left to be desired.
Sue me.
??? As our intrepid heroes invade my story, I'm left wondering how the heck did they get in here anyway?
Wait, wha-
??? As our brave heroine steps into the spotlight, brilliantly shining for the masses, she leaves these two utterly dumbfounded
Stop.
??? Her name is GWENPOOL, and she's about to kick these two suckers out of her plot for making everything so bland and tacky
Black and white is not tacky
GWENPOOL It kinda is. By the way, you're totally ripping John Wick off with that title.
Whatever, MURPHY, kick her ass.
Pre-Awakening Gwenpool. Speed equalized. Win via SBA.
