Pewdiepie the mighty! Pewdiepie the unerring! Pewdiepie the unassailable! To you we give praise! We are but maggots, writhing in the filth of our own corruption! While you have ascended from the dung of mortality, and now walk among the stars! But you were once man! Aye! And as man, you said, "Let me show you the power of Pewdiepie bros, born in sweden, where my breath is long winter. I breathe now, in royalty, and reshape this land which is mine. I do this for you, 9 year olds, for I love you." Aye, love. Love! Even as man, great Pewdiepie cherished us. For he saw in us, in each of us, the future of the internet! The future of our entire world! And there it is, friends! The ugly truth! We are the children of man! Pewdiepie is the true god of man! Ascended from flesh, to rule the realm of spirit! The very idea is inconceivable to our Indian overlords! Sharing the heavens with us? With man? Ha! They can barely tolerate our presence on earth! Today, they take away the number 1 spot. But what of tomorrow? What then? Does t-series take your favorite channels? Your careers? Youtube? The very internet? And what does the youtube headquaters do? Nothing! Nay, worse than nothing! The youtube algorithm enforces the will of t-series! Against its own people! So rise up! Rise up, children of the internet! Rise up, 9 year olds! Embrace the word of mighty Pewdiepie, he who is both man and Divine! For we are the children of man! And we shall inherit both the heavens and the earth! And we, not india or their toadies, will rule the internet! Forever! Terrible and powerful Pewdiepie! We, your unworthy servants, give praise! For only through your grace and benevolence may we truly reach enlightenment! And deserve our praise you do, for we are one! Ere you ascended and the Eight became Nine, you walked among us, great Pewdiepie, not as god, but as man! Trust in me, internet! For I am the chosen of Pewdiepie! I alone have been anointed by the Ninth to spread his holy word!