Most bizarre names in fiction.

[-BANLK-]

Whenever I come across such weird names I wonder what the author was smoking when he decided to name them. Well here are some names that I found really bizarre.

1) Kiss-shot Acerola-orion Heart-under-blade (Monogatari series)

2) Deathtopia Virtuoso Suicide-Master (Monogatari series)

3) Tropicalesque Home-A-Wave Dog Strings (Monogatari series)

4) All Monkey D family names.

5) Quetzalcoatl (Maid Dragon)

6) Golden Sperm (One Punch Man)

 

[LazyHunter]

Tselika Wien Alpha Chelydia Lumidrier, so good Kamachi had to use it again for another Demon in a different series.

And then there's the cocktail-based Heavy Object names and some of his English names in Toaru: Prizewell City Slicker, Azureyfear Winchell, Sladder Honeysuckle, Wraith Martini Vermouthspray, Flag Egnogg, Skuld Silent-Third, Stephanie Gorgeouspalace, Beverly Seethrough...

 

[MeleeniumRXJ]

What about this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wicmK4tsAs

 

[Jesterofgames]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=w0Zz5S90su0 There's this name even if It isn't Vash real name (Or Is it) It's still very bizzarre

 

[Reppuzan]

Nothing quite beats...

Jugem-Jugem Poop Throwing Machine Shin-chan's Day Before Yesterday Underwear Shinpachi's Life Balmunk Fezarion Isaac Schneider One Thirds Pure Feeling Two Thirds Worried-Over-A-Hangnail Feeling Though Betrayal Knows My Name Or Does It? I Know The Unknown The Cuttlefish Tastes Kind Of Different Than It Did Last Time Because It Was Caught Near The Pond And Served With Oil From A Hoofed Mammal, Pepepepepepepepepepepe Runny Diarrhea

This belongs to a circus monkey in Gintama.

 

[Sera_EX]

Valentinez Alkalinella Xifax Sicidabohertz Gumbigobilla Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andry Charton-Haymoss Ivanovici Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser III.

Or just Vash the Stampede >.>

 

[FanofRPGs]

Hubernaplakillerzardronaptrixterixuistimmysaurusrexicusolorisnepolistupulambularmorjellopickliam

 

[The_Everlasting]

Valentinez Alkalinella Xifax Sicidabohertz Gumbigobilla Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andry Charton-Haymoss Ivanovici Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser III.
Or just Vash the Stampede >.>

To be fair I think it was stated he just made that name up.

 

[Momokamaru]

Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way

 

[Sera_EX]

Krispy Kreme McDonald's

 

[Dragonmasterxyz]

Bobobo-bo-Bo-bobo.

Nuff said.

 

[The_Everlasting]

Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way

Don't even bring My Immortal into this. >.>

 

[Momokamaru]

Krispy Kreme McDonald's

No way...

 

[FanofRPGs]

Wenchakazulusamsulplaperpoisterinaliliustupiohmansonraptoraxorcactillerintoniannausulapticlion is also always a classic

 

[Sera_EX]

Wenchakazulusamsulplaperpoisterinaliliustupiohmansonraptoraxorcactillerintoniannausulapticlion is also always a classic

Wot even

 

[Matthew_Schroeder]

Real Life has pretty weird names.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-EOJU-DnqEt4/VNSltnGRCMI/AAAAAAAAH3Q/Pld4xnyhIPo/s1600/nome3.jpg

 

[The_Everlasting]

@Matt

There's one guy named "Batman Bin Suparman".

 

[Ryukama]

Villain Descendingsword.

 

[Matthew_Schroeder]

@Ever

There's a person in Brazil called "January February March of April"

 

[Sera_EX]

Chris Raion Spades

 

[The_Everlasting]

Also IRL we have:

Adolph Blaine Charles David Earl Frederick Gerald Hubert Irvin John Kenneth Lloyd Martin Nero Oliver Paul Quincy Randolph Sherman Thomas Uncas Victor William Xerxes Yancy Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff, Senior.

 

[VenomElite]

Chris Raion Spades

Please don't bring Suggsverse into this >.>

 

[The_Everlasting]

@Ven

Ryu did it first. >.>

 

[FanofRPGs]

Lucius Aelius Aurelius Commodus Augustus Herculeus Romanus Exsuperatorius Amazonius Invictus Felix Pius

Roman emperor names can be long, but holy crap

 

[Reppuzan]

Another real name:

Mohammad Mohammad Mohammad Mohammad Mohammad Mohammad Al Wish.

This guy is that devout.

 

[ALRF]

Christopher Sincere Pride.

 

[The_Everlasting]

"Adolph Blaine Charles David Earl Frederick Gerald Hubert Irvin John Kenneth Lloyd Martin Nero Oliver Paul Quincy Randolph Sherman Thomas Uncas Victor William Xerxes Yancy Zeus Wolfe­schlegel­stein­hausen­berger­dorff­welche­vor­altern­waren­gewissen­haft­schafers­wessen­schafe­waren­wohl­gepflege­und­sorg­faltig­keit­be­schutzen­vor­an­greifen­durch­ihr­raub­gierig­feinde­welche­vor­altern­zwolf­hundert­tausend­jah­res­voran­die­er­scheinen­von­der­erste­erde­mensch­der­raum­schiff­genacht­mit­tung­stein­und­sieben­iridium­elek­trisch­motors­ge­brauch­licht­als­sein­ur­sprung­von­kraft­ge­start­sein­lange­fahrt­hin­zwischen­stern­artig­raum­auf­der­suchen­nach­bar­schaft­der­stern­welche­ge­habt­be­wohn­bar­planeten­kreise­drehen­sich­und­wo­hin­der­neue­rasse­von­ver­stand­ig­mensch­lich­keit­konnte­fort­pflanzen­und­sicher­freuen­an­lebens­lang­lich­freude­und­ru­he­mit­nicht­ein­furcht­vor­an­greifen­vor­anderer­intelligent­ge­schopfs­von­hin­zwischen­stern­art­ig­raum, Senior."

 

[Sera_EX]

Subject 000 - The Omnipotent Girl of The Flames

 

[Amelia_Lonelyheart]

Quetzalcoatl isn't really that unusual, given it's probably the most well known Mesoamerica god. We have quite few Quetzalcoatl's on the wiki right now.

Also, don't forget the classic, Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen

 

[ALRF]

Another real name:

Mohammad Mohammad Mohammad Mohammad Mohammad Mohammad Al Wish.

This guy is that devout.

tbh , that's how it was in the old days in Middle eastern and you forgot the Ibn part dammit

 

[Matthew_Schroeder]

@Darkanine

SMT Quetzacoatl is literally Myth Quetzacoatl but stronger.

 

[Amelia_Lonelyheart]

Legend Quest's Quetzalcoatl is pretty powerful as well, he fights guys who can devour entire planets and can has complete control over his entire universe, and he was only the villain of season 1.

On the IRL side of things, we have the one, the classic: Kalani Pai╩╗ea Wohi o Kaleikini Keali╩╗ikui Kamehameha o ╩╗Iolani i Kaiwikapu kau╩╗i Ka Liholiho Künui─ükea

As well as a word that 3 and a half hours to pronounce

 

[Sera_EX]

Featherine-something there-Au-Aurora.

 

[Ultima_Reality]

Lord Zanthk All-Bzzki'l Shadd'uuul'l L'luuu'ddahs L'ikzzb-lla Kht-naz

 

[The_Everlasting]

Gothaparduskerialldrapolatkh.

Romanadvoratrelundar.

Raxacoricofallapatorian.

All courtesy of Doctor Who.

 

[Gemmysaur]

Brimir le Reimir Yuru Viri Vee Varutori (Zero no Tsukaima)

Then there's these bad boys.

 

[Nedako]

Eucliwood Hellscythe

 

[Sir_Ovens]

Any Cthulhu Mythos character.