Goalie : Mime (As Monkey dunno had say above there is nothing better for stoping goaling that a Invisible wall)
Yeah. If few centimers thick pole is already enough to stop one, an invisible wall will do the trick just fine.
Defenders: I feel like fiding good options for defense is far easier than finding options for attack. I was thinking about puting Volpina is defense fisrt but reading Monkey dunno choices shows how far better Miraculer is, and with the help of Robustus Miraculous soccer team will get great defense, I guess I will put Animaestro in the defense for the reasons above and how many usefull abilities who havs (Also having someone can become so huge as he want will always be so helpfull)
Yes. This works.
Midfielders : Miracle Queen, Gamer (Again for Monkey dunno, I did not start thinking about the time so well yet when I had post my message but your choices are just very good for the team) and Party Crasher (It is just that that guy precognition will be so usefull there for eading all of the other team players moves and come up with a strategies to that)
Honestly, Party Crasher would be good in any role. His precognition is just too good in this scenario (not only because it allows him to know what the opposed team will do, but also what his own team will do) and he can actually steal the ball. Literally.
Miracle Queen is one big factor here. Wasps are able to be at any point of the field at any given time to either block, catch or steal the ball. Miracle Queen herself would also be useful on her own even without her wasps, as being able to turn into glitter to move at any point of the field without much there to stop her means that there's also not much stopping her from passing the ball. She's both an strong offense and defense, and can play both roles simultaneously.
Gamer seems like a weird choice for the middle ground, but I guess he's the bigger defense here. Party Crasher and Miracle Queen are more into supporting the VIPs whereas Gamer is there to support them both. Not letting the ball enter in the team's field, obstaculizing the opposed team with his body parts and working as a wall buster or even a platform to get through obstacles.
Forwards: Ladybug (It wouldn't be Miraculous team without the portagnist right? Ladybug's smartness, ladership and probably her lucky charm will be very helpfull for the team that for sure [also again she is the portagnist it wouldn't makes sense for her not be in the team lol])
Like. That girl...
Her accuracy it's just uncanny. But yeah, Ladybug lacks haxes compared to a lot of the people here, but she's easily one of the most dynamic characters to any sort of team. Besides, maybe yo-ying the ball is possible.
Snake Noir (self explanatory....or I am so lazy to explain it)
sEcoNd ChANce.
Cataclysm is also a good resource to get through barriers.
Time Tragger and Bunnyx (TIME TRAVEL IS VERY EFFECTIVE)
I would have picked Timetagger for the midfield. But it still works.
Bunnyx is a beast here. She can get the ball down the Rabbit Hole and make it reapear at any given time and place. The Burrow Dimension is also a safe place to see what's going on and she can also aid her peers with her portals as well as hide herself if cornered. She has to be there.
Extra : Those good choices that did not make it to the team can still get bored later in the match and turn the situation around. The extra membera for that team will be Stormy Weather and Frozer
I'm pretty sure one could create an entire provisional team. Viperion, Christmaster and Evillustrator are strong choices that get outclassed in comparsion, but still posees certain unique traits that might come out as handy.
At the end of the day, it sums up to which abilities are considered or not an agression. I mean, Reflekta's abilities don't harm at all their target but make them powerless and force them to play soccer with high-heels. Like, she's made to handicap Teams like this, but i guess using your powers against the opposite team in that matter would be penalized. Reverser and Sandboy are another case like this.
Coach : Master Fu and who else can be?
I mean, Hawk Moth can be ironically inspirational. But yeah.
Ok that was my idea for the team and I want to say that seeing Ladybug and Cat Noir working with all those Akumatized Villains in soccer match will be so hilarious
Putting differences aside. Saving or terrorising Paris can wait, sports are sports.
Then we can return to the status quo 'til Paintball Tournament.