Ignorant Statements VII - The Ignorance Awakens

[JustSomeWeirdo]

What

 

[Amelia_Lonelyheart]

"Gaz is the strongest Nickelodeon character, so she should be 1-C"

A guy on here like two years ago.

 

[Paulo.junior.969]

"Gaz is the strongest Nickelodeon character, so she should be 1-C"
A guy on here like two years ago.

Bullshit, we all know Fred Figglehorn is the strongest Nickelodeon character.

 

[DarkDragonMedeus]

True, that horrendous voice can cause brain cancer even to Tier-0 characters.

 

[Royalty1702]

"Saitama beats [insert insanely powerful/haxed character that would demolish Saitama or omnipotent being] in one punch".

 

[Amelia_Lonelyheart]

Bullshit, we all know Fred Figglehorn is the strongest Nickelodeon character.

He scales off of John Cena, who legit has really good feats.

 

[JustSomeWeirdo]

"Blight Dragon Garon might be as strong as Julius"

"Fire Dragon is the weakest final boss dragon"

"Ashunera is universal"

"Anankos is the strongest being in FE"

 

[GreyFang82]

"Asriel is 10-C because he was defeated by a child"

 

[Fllflourine]

Speaking of UT: This thread

 

[Paulo.junior.969]

https://vsbattles.com/vsbattles/329969

 

[Soldier_Blue]

"PIS isn't a thing because all things happen for the plot"

This one is a gem.

 

[Homu_Sweet_Homu]

Check this Gold. FAIR WARNING: YOU'RE GONNA TEAR OF YOUR OWN HAIR UNTIL YOU GET BALD LIKE THE VERY CHARACTER THEY ARE TALKING ABOUT.

 

[CrackerVolley]

Check this Gold. FAIR WARNING: YOU'RE GONNA TEAR OF YOUR OWN HAIR UNTIL YOU GET BALD LIKE THE VERY CHARACTER THEY ARE TALKING ABOUT.

I'm more scared of the crossover...

 

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[Paulo.junior.969]

I'm not sure if the number one is serious, but I hope they're joking.

 

[Paulo.junior.969]

I once saw a guy saying that this is the "Top 18 most powerful characters in fiction":

• 18 - Doctor Manhatta
• 17 - Darkseid
• 16 - Doomsday (Post-Crisis)
• 15 - Hulk (Marvel Comics)
• 14 - Naruto Uzumaki (Adult)
• 13 - Gemini Saga
• 12 - Pegasus Seiya
• 11 - Medaka Kurokami
• 10 - Amazo (Post-Crisis)
• 9 - Son Goku
• 8 - Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann (Mech)
• 7 - Superman (Pre-Crisis)
• 6 - Thanos
• 5 - The Living Tribunal
• 4 - The Presence
• 3 - Superman Prime (One Million)
• 2 - The-One-Above-All
• 1 - Joke characters (Bugs Bunny, The Mask, Saitama, etc.)

 

[Azathoth_the_Abyssal_Idiot]

I once saw someone say, without any shred of irony, that because the spell Lightning Bolt does 3 damage, and a nuke releases far more energy than a lightning bolt, a nuke would be more than enough to kill Emrakul, because Emrakul's card has a toughness of 15. By this logic, an ape punches with the full force of a lightning bolt, and fifteen squirrels are exactly as strong as Emrakul.

Yet this person lacked so much self awareness, they used an argument so dumb, the mechanic they based it on is a ******* meme.

 

[The_real_cal_howard]

I'm dead, Azzy. You killed me via laughter.

 

[Azathoth_the_Abyssal_Idiot]

I'm dead, Azzy. You killed me via laughter.

15 squirrels vs Dragon Ball Super when?

 

[Fllflourine]

Yet this person lacked so much self awareness, they used an argument so dumb, the mechanic they based it on is a ******* meme.

U must use the door to nothingness on them

15 squirrels vs Dragon Ball Super when?

Led by Squirrel Girl.

 

[The_real_cal_howard]

15 squirrels vs Dragon Ball Super when?

What if Toriyama took his themes about not judging by looks and there always being someone stronger and took it up to 11 by making Zen'ō scared shitless by a hive mind of 15 squirrels? OvO

 

[DMUA]

15 squirrels vs Dragon Ball Super when?

Yes.

 

[ZeedMillenniummon89]

"Superman isn't limitless so he loses." DBZtards' logic

 

[Phoenix821]

It's been scientifically proven that Superman beats a Super Saiyan Blue

 

[Seventy96]

@Phoenix821

how about Ultra Instinct?

 

[BattleReviews]

The wizard should be 9-A because he is at its weakest 2.5 times stronger then a barbarian

 

[ZeedMillenniummon89]

"You like X so you're biased!"/"You like X better than Y so you're biased!"/"You like X and hate Y so you're biased!"/etc.

 

[Js250476]

Comments in a nutshell

 

[Fllflourine]

^ Bonus points if found off YouTube

 

[Paulo.junior.969]

I forgot how to even.

 

[Amelia_Lonelyheart]

What?

Man I'm so tired I misread that as Goku Midget.

 

[Homu_Sweet_Homu]

Midget Goku?

This Goku!!!

 

[Paulo.junior.969]

I don't know, I was just reading the comments of a video, and found this guy randomly speaking Spanish for no reason, and saying that Goku is 8-D.

 

[Theglassman12]

Boros (One Punch Man) is a star buster because the name of his final attack "Collapsing STAR Roaring Cannon" has the word star in it. Trust me, there's people out there that WILL use this argument to justify Boros beating a lot of characters he wouldn't be able to touch.

 

[Soldier_Blue]

Reminds of people seriously downplaying DBZ characters to Subsonic+ because of Dyspo the Sonic Warrior.

 

[Fllflourine]

 

[Amelia_Lonelyheart]

Yeah, Piccolo's feat of fighting so fast that he appeared as completely invisible to everyone was a total outlier.

 

[Fllflourine]

Reminds of people seriously downplaying DBZ characters to Subsonic+ because of Dyspo the Sonic Warrior.

Sonic can only move at the speed of sound because its in the name

 

[Amelia_Lonelyheart]

Sonic has consistently been depicted at a max speed of Mach 5 via in-game speedometers. That alone should speak volumes.

 

[DarkDragonMedeus]

Pit's MFTL+ speed rating should apply to his combat speed as well because Hades said so.