Goku vs Reimu (SPITE MATCH REVISITED)

[Mad_Dog_of_Fujiwara]

Remember when a certain someone was salty that Touhou was still high 3-A/low 2-C after a failed downgrade, and made a speed unequalized match between Reimu and Goku out of spite? Now that they're both even in tier and speed, I though it'd be fun to revisit that. Speed unequalized, no optional equipment for Reimu, SBA otherwise.

Goku:

Reimu:

This thread sucks:

 

[azontr]

You're high.

 

[Shmooply]

I peg both FRA.

 

[Mad_Dog_of_Fujiwara]

You're high.

Today's one of the few days I'm not.

 

[Artorimachi_Meteoraft]

Reimu destroys

 

[Mad_Dog_of_Fujiwara]

I peg both FRA.

SHMOOPLY NO YOU'RE TURNING ANOTHER F&G THREAD INTO A THREAD ABOUT GAY SEX!!!!!!

 

[Deidalius]

I wonder what Reimu is going to do when Goku punches her harder
That solves everything

 

[azontr]

SHMOOPLY NO YOU'RE TURNING ANOTHER F&G THREAD INTO A THREAD ABOUT GAY SEX!!!!!!

Hey that's my job.

 

[Artorimachi_Meteoraft]

SHMOOPLY NO YOU'RE TURNING ANOTHER F&G THREAD INTO A THREAD ABOUT GAY SEX!!!!!!

A gay sex person telling another gay sex person to stop making F&G threads about gay sex

How ironic

 

[Deidalius]

What is Reimu gonna do when Goku BFRs her? Can she resist that?

 

[azontr]

What is Reimu gonna do when Goku BFRs her? Can she resist that?

"B.F.R." "Big. Floppy. Rod".

 

[Artorimachi_Meteoraft]

What is Reimu gonna do when Goku BFRs her? Can she resist that?

Yes

if it’s BFR by punching far away infinite speed solves that problem.

 

[Shmooply]

A gay sex person telling another gay sex person to stop making F&G threads about gay sex

...I'm not gay, wut.

 

[Artorimachi_Meteoraft]

...I'm not gay, wut.

I’m not gonna talk to you about this since this would only increase the amount of replies involving gay sex

 

[Deidalius]

Yes

if it’s BFR by punching far away infinite speed solves that problem.

Damn, DBS characters have no haxes smh. No wonder they're always pitted against mfs that are shittillion times weaker, they only win by outstatting lol. (I need to try the drugs that make TikTok peeps believe comp Goku is boundless) Though now that I think of it, there are not many popular multiversal characters.

 

[Artorimachi_Meteoraft]

Damn, DBS characters have no haxes smh. No wonder they're always pitted against mfs that are shittillion times weaker, they only win by outstatting lol. (I need to try the drugs that make TikTok peeps believe comp Goku is boundless) Though now that I think of it, there are not many popular multiversal characters.

Do that and I will flay you alive.

 

[Deidalius]

Do that and I will flay you alive.

Too late, I am already using the drugs of TikTok wankers to wank Touhou characters to Outerversal

 

[Mad_Dog_of_Fujiwara]

What is Reimu gonna do when Goku BFRs her? Can she resist that?

1. Yes. 2. Dimensional travel.

 

[Shmooply]

At least there's some proof for outerversal Touhou, which will never be accepted because ill stonewall it to death

 

[Artorimachi_Meteoraft]

Too late, I am already using the drugs of TikTok wankers to wank Touhou characters to Outerversal

 

[Shmooply]

Not so fast gaylord.

 

[BlastX]

Goku realizes Reimu's hax makes this not fun even for him, so he ITs back to his home and eat chichi food, which is more fun.

The end.

 

[Deidalius]

I should try to learn how TikTok scalers think and how do they wank characters that high. If they can get ******* Sans out of all characters to Outerversal, I can get The Terrarian, Touhou characters and Epic Battle Fantasy characters and my other favorite characters to shittoversal out of pure bias and unfiltered TikTok logic. I need their grindset.

After that, I will start making those annoying vs videos were I pit unknown characters against Goku and claim they solo (Nobody beats Goku, not even Goku) and make a shit ton of vids scaling Touhou with TikTok scaling logic. Then I'll get more followers.

Then I'll be above everything.

 

[Mad_Dog_of_Fujiwara]

Alright Goku's back to 3-A for now, joke's over.

 

[Deidalius]

Alright Goku's back to 3-A for now, joke's over.

Damn, why the sudden change in stats?

 

[Artorimachi_Meteoraft]

Not so fast gaylord.

@Deidalius is the enemy not me

 

[BlastX]

Damn, why the sudden change in stats?

Cause they rushed the CRT and didn't prepare a scaling blog

 

[LephyrTheRevanchist]

Alright Goku's back to 3-A for now, joke's over.

******* thought they could pull a fast one on me

 

[Deidalius]

@Deidalius is the enemy not me

Well you see, I drank 1mm of bullets and I increased the doze and the millimeters every week until I became bulletproo. A gun gif won't do anything to me.

 

[Braking]

i heard reimu is double didgit spacetimes. this stomp. no good.

 

[Artorimachi_Meteoraft]

Well you see, I drank 1mm of bullets and I increased the doze and the millimeters every week until I became bulletproo. A gun gif won't do anything to me.

That was me trying to defend myself from @Shmooply

 

[Deidalius]

That was me trying to defend myself from @Shmooply

Ok but you shot me first innit? I was just dodging two years later

 

[Magicomethkuon]

Alright Goku's back to 3-A for now, joke's over.

Reimu beat Goku so hard that it made him drop a whole tier.

 

[Artorimachi_Meteoraft]

That’s cause do not fight touhou characters unless you yourself have a shit ton of resistances and your own bullshit hax to counter their hax.