Funny headcanons

[Numbersguy]

Headcanon: It is an idea, belief or aspect of a character's personality or physicality that is present in a piece of fanwork that does not correspond with information present in the canonical material. Fans and fanfiction authors will often write with these aspects of their headcanon in mind. I have some:

-The universe of Super Smash Bros. is a tournament, the god tier of each game is the campion.

-Son Goku was never a hero, just a warmonger that was on the good guys' side.

-Pokemo is ****-fighting on steroids and with less fatalities.

-Wolverine and Sabertooth are probably related due sharing powers.

 

[The_Everlasting]

The funny thing is, Wolverine and Sabertooth are actually related in the X-Men movies. They're paternal half-brothers.

 

[Numbersguy]

I know, I watched the movie. I'm pretty sure they have to be related in the comics, they share powers A LOT... like HAVOK and Cyclops, they share one power which is energy manipulation.

 

[Austrian-Man-Meat]

- The whole Metal Gear series started because someone launched a nuke for ***** and giggles.

 

[Numbersguy]

- The whole Metal Gear series started because someone launched a nuke for ***** and giggles.

That's actually true... everything is Ocelot's gang fault.

 

[Sheoth]

Azathoth the Abyssal Idiot was really the one who created the "Gogeta stomps Superman Prime" accounts in an attempt to look heroic.

 

[The_Everlasting]

Azathoth the Abyssal Idiot is really Nyarlathotep trolling us and Sheoth is the real Sheogorath working with him.

 

[Edwellken]

Azathoth the Abyssal Idiot is really Nyarlathotep trolling us and Sheoth is the real Sheogorath working with him.

Lmao it all makes sense now

 

[Azathoth_the_Abyssal_Idiot]

@Sheoth @The Everlasting

I subscribe to both these theories.

 

[The_Everlasting]

@Azathoth

What theories? Last I checked those were facts.

 

[Numbersguy]

Another one.

-Resident Evil 1 was dubbed by 1 man and 1 woman... because everyone sounds the same.

 

[Verivici]

Neon Genesis Evangelion is a metaphor for learning how to drive

 

[Amelia_Lonelyheart]

Civilization actually takes place after "The End". These historical figures are not actual historical figures but people pretending and acting like the greatest rulers throughout time. This might explains why all these ancient ruins have advanced technology in 5,000 BC and why all the leaders are alive at the same time.

Either that or its an Alien experiment to see how humans will act, I dunno.

 

[Numbersguy]

I have another one:

-Undertale is Earthbound cooler brother on drugs, and 20x darker.

 

[Verivici]

I have another one:
-Undertale is Earthbound cooler brother on drugs, and 20x darker.

about that

 

[The_Everlasting]

@HIT IT

I can't even deny that. It's so true.

 

[Squid_peanut]

popstar is an artificial planet created by Kirby's now dead race and was once a seat of power where countless race once and still technically do reside

 

[Azathoth_the_Abyssal_Idiot]

about that

That sounds like something Bern would say.

 

[Verivici]

bump

 

[DarkLK]

 

[SomebodyData]

 

[KamiYasha]

-The Mortal Kombat Tournament was created ONLY to Shao Khan, due to his Shenanigans of trying to fuse the realms (Not because greatest threats like Shinnok or Onaga who can simply avoid that requirement, making the whole Mortal Kombat Tournament completely useless and just a crude justification to say: "Hey! let's kill us each other!")

 

[Numbersguy]

I have another one:

-Everyone in Street Fighter hates guns, why?, because some fights will be over in some seconds

 

[WowThatHurts]

Luffy isn't his actual name. He was originally named Monkey D. Lou Ferrigno by his parents, but Garp's nickname for him just stuck to the point where Luffy isn't even aware his name is Lou Ferrigno.

 

[FanofRPGs]

bump

Beerus cannot actually fly, he used a pink, yes pink, potion and a magic carpet being thrown by the yeti while being tractored by a UFO into a blackhole

 

[Alexcar3000]

bump
Beerus cannot actually fly, he used a pink, yes pink, potion and a magic carpet being thrown by the yeti while being tractored by a UFO into a blackhole

What the.. I can't even.

I have some:

Broly is secretly hiding in Monaka's left nipple and SSB Gohan is in the other.

And Champa has diabetes.

And Tien's Z-Soul is the key to Tier 2.

 

[EmbalmerMaster9000]

@fanofRPGs


https://youtu.be/JhJ72CD2E-M?t=21


Back to on topic stuff, what if someone ships dynamite headdy and rayman? Oh lord, the pain.

 

[NotEvenHuman]

And Tien's Z-Soul is the key to Tier 2.

F*ck Tien's Z-Soul.

 

[Alexcar3000]

And Tien's Z-Soul is the key to Tier 2.

F*ck Tien's Z-Soul.

We don't need Tien's Z-Soul!! We can beat Tiers 2 if we try hard enough! *gets stomped*