Daniel plays a Poker game against Bunny Girl Karen

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Bunny Girl Kare walks on a bar where a strange gentlema convinces her to enter a little poker game. Little does she know that Daniel has already prepared for her...

Karen sits normally in the table facing D'Arby, and the game they will play is Poker. D'Arby gets 2 weeks of prep time against her. Both of them are in-character and don't know each other's powers.

Rules for the Poker Game are same as seen on the Jojo episode with D'Arby VS Jotaro, with him free to cheat and bribe those on the bar as he pleases (Unless, of course, if he is caught)

Who wins this duel?

Daniel:

Karen:

Inconclusive:

 

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[TriforcePower1]

"Unbeatable Emperor: The absurdity gained by Karen at the end of the gambling games. Karen acquired the character of the Unbeatable Emperor, the ruler in gambling stories who never loses. Without even needing to do anything, Karen can call in an infinite supply of success, which she compared to being a deity of victory. Because of this, Karen can't lose any kind of luck-based gamble, no matter if the odds are one in a million, one in a billion or even worse, she will succeed with ease as long as they're not zero. The enemy attacks will miss and fail to harm her, the ground will break beneath the enemy's feet, their weapons will break mid-swing, etc. When she and Higashikawa Mamoru (who had gained a similar absurdity) fought, they realized it was impossible for them to kill each other, as their weapons constantly broke when they tried to attack the other person. Karen further stated that even if they brought a Gatling gun or a shoulder-fired missile to the fight they would still be unable to harm each other. This absurdity can also be used outside of battle, such as to deactivate a bomb by randomly pulling the correct wire or to successfully guess a password in your first try by typing at random. Additionally, Karen's absurdity works outside the constraints of time and continuity/causality, as she basically has the same ability as Mamoru and she similarly retained her ability after Mamoru used his to undo the past event that had granted them their absurdities."

How is this even fair

 

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"Unbeatable Emperor: The absurdity gained by Karen at the end of the gambling games. Karen acquired the character of the Unbeatable Emperor, the ruler in gambling stories who never loses. Without even needing to do anything, Karen can call in an infinite supply of success, which she compared to being a deity of victory. Because of this, Karen can't lose any kind of luck-based gamble, no matter if the odds are one in a million, one in a billion or even worse, she will succeed with ease as long as they're not zero. The enemy attacks will miss and fail to harm her, the ground will break beneath the enemy's feet, their weapons will break mid-swing, etc. When she and Higashikawa Mamoru (who had gained a similar absurdity) fought, they realized it was impossible for them to kill each other, as their weapons constantly broke when they tried to attack the other person. Karen further stated that even if they brought a Gatling gun or a shoulder-fired missile to the fight they would still be unable to harm each other. This absurdity can also be used outside of battle, such as to deactivate a bomb by randomly pulling the correct wire or to successfully guess a password in your first try by typing at random. Additionally, Karen's absurdity works outside the constraints of time and continuity/causality, as she basically has the same ability as Mamoru and she similarly retained her ability after Mamoru used his to undo the past event that had granted them their absurdities."
How is this even fair

Daniel has Massivelly FTL+ reaction time, he can use his prep time to literally stack the odds completely on his favour (Daniel with prep time against the Crusaders bribed the entire town to work for him, changed the deck to suit his needs and basically made it so that the opponent wouldn't be able to cheat on him either, these same opponents who have a Massively FTL+ ally on their side) and he has more than 30 years of experience as a gambler and cheater. And he is confirmed to better at cheating than Joseph Joestar.

 

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[ExSENNA]

Karen would still win as long as her chance of winning is not 0%

And it's Massively FTL not Massively FTL+

Daniel's brother might be better against her but I don't know if he even has a profile

 

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Karen would still win as long as her chance of winning is not 0%
And it's Massively FTL not Massively FTL+

Daniel's brother might be better against her but I don't know if he even has a profile

He actually doesn't have. I could make one latter tho.

Still ,how much prep time Daniel would need to have a chance here? Since this is a game and not a literal fight she can't luck hax him to have a heart attack as soon as the "fight" starts.

 

[Chariot190]

The only way this would be fair would be to give Daniel so much prep and resources that his opponent literally can not win, thus making him automatically win. Ergo he wins or the opponent does 100% of the time, no inbetween on this match.

Mismatch.

 

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The only way this would be fair would be to give Daniel so much prep and resources that his opponent literally can not win, thus making him automatically win. Ergo he wins or the opponent does 100% of the time, no inbetween on this match.
Mismatch.

Guess i'll make a profile for his brother them, since he can read minds he could counter her power by getting exactly the information he needs.

Also, how exactly she would even win with the current prep and resources? Everyone in the town is bribed, he's going to receive exactly the cards he needs to win from the dealer AND he has Massively FTL raction to see if Karen tries anything on her part too, and she can't see him cheat either because he has much more inteligence and speed. From what i've seen she has no chances on winning this, unless somehow the cards on her hand are magically swapped for something better, which would take reality warping and not luck.

 

[Chariot190]

'Arby doent have MFTL reactions though. He only has FTL reactions, he can barely percieve SP, it's just that SP isnt fast enough to stack the whole deck without getting noticed but he can do other things fast enough to where D'Arby cant see him.

How would she win? Via bullshit that's how, maybe those that are bribed or dealing **** up somehow, outside interference happens to prevent her from losing and domino into her winning somehow, maybe a plane falls out of the sky killing everyone who's bribed and they gotta start over with a fresh deck and she wins that way, idk.