Corrupt a Wish Round II

[Anonimoe7875]

@Battle

Haxless human.

 

[BattleReviews]

yes,

@JSW granted, but they dont give you the hax you would think you get, instead, you get useless hax such as hunger manipulation (only on yourself), and negation used on yourself

 

[Darkmon_cns]

Hungers manipulation on your self? Definition of hunger The physical need for food. So you wouldn't need to eat or drink any more

 

[JustSomeWeirdo]

I mean....I can negate stuff from myself and manipulate my own hunger.....that's pretty neat actually

 

[BattleReviews]

no, i meant, you keep getting lust of hunger, and you cant move while having oculus, neat

 

[EliminatorVenom]

I wish I had a whip.

 

[BattleReviews]

granted, now YOUR a whip,

 

[JustSomeWeirdo]

I wish for a bottle of absolutely normal clean water

 

[Blahblah9755]

Granted, but the mouth of the bottle has every disease and poison known to man on it, and none will counter one another.

I wish I could switch places with a version of myself from a different world of my choosing, each of which would be rated based on how well my life there had gone and would go.

 

[Monarch_Laciel]

Granted, but you can only do it once and a few moments later a being free of fate and predestination appears to screw you and your world over

I wish for $1,000,000,000 in my bank account that will not be robbed, taxed or otherwise reduced from its initial amount except via me withdrawing cash and/or using it to pay for things.

 

[JustSomeWeirdo]

Granted, but your bank account is closed

I wish for a Stand

 

[Monarch_Laciel]

Granted. You get a Clothes Stand. Except it is a miniature clothes stand, and is too small to be of any use.

I wish my bank account was opened again and all my money was still there.

 

[Homu_Sweet_Homu]

Granted. But Ultron came in, being a bitch that he is and transfered all your money to my account instead.

I wish my Waifu has the blessing like this dude and it comes from Tier: 0.

 

[Meosos]

Instructions unclear. Granted this, but it will dissapear in 5 minutes.

I wish for three fiddy.

 

[Monarch_Laciel]

@Homu except my initial wish stated that my money will not be robbed, taxed or otherwise reduced from its initial amount except via me withdrawing cash and/or using it to pay for things. So Ultron can't do that

@Meosos granted but you die instantly (I don't know what to do)

 

[Homu_Sweet_Homu]

Too bad, Ultron had hacked into your previous wish without your knowing and made it obsolete.

 

[Dat_Dot]

I wish Monarch will share me the money.

 

[Meosos]

@Dat Dot Granted, but you have to pay him twice the amount back

@Monarch Laciel All I wanted was about tree fiddy, why do I have to die ?

 

[Dat_Dot]

@Meosos,Why do I have to pay him back? so stingy...

I wish I have enough money to share it to the rest of the world.

 

[Meosos]

Granted. But by doing so, the money you share with the world becomes worth nothing (since there is too much) and creates an economic crisis all over the world

 

[EliminatorVenom]

I wish Guts was real.

 

[TISSG7Redgrave]

granted but he will slice you into pieces the moment he becomes real

 

[LuckyCharmingStar]

I wish you had a good day

 

[Anonimoe7875]

Granted, but you have a bad one.

 

[TurboTriangle601]

I wish magic was legitmately real.

 

[Overlord775]

wish granted, but it can only be usde for illumination

i wish that the molecule man was real

 

[TurboTriangle601]

Oh neat. That means i can create light when the electricity is off and plenty more efficent purposes.

I wish i were a expert musician.

@Overlord Granted, But he turns you into atoms and destroys them completely.

 

[JustSomeWeirdo]

Granted, you play the triangle

I wish for Arthur (Fire Emblem Fates) vs All Might to be fair

 

[Darkmon_cns]

Granted but it's done by equalizing literally every state.

 

[EliminatorVenom]

I wish the VSBW staff became gods. Of food.

 

[Monarch_Laciel]

Granted, but I take all pizza and chocolate away from you forever

 

[TheJ-ManRequiem]

I wish ya didnt just steal my self proclaimed title of pizza connoisseur.

 

[JustSomeWeirdo]

Granted, now I take it

I wish for a cool chair

 

[TheJ-ManRequiem]

Granted, it's like 246-

 

[TurboTriangle601]

I wish i completely mastered the skills of alchemy and science in only a week.

 

[Monarch_Laciel]

Granted, but in the process of mastery, you gain the Midas touch. If you think this is a good thing, you haven't read the legend.

 

[TurboTriangle601]

I wish i could foresee any potential negative consequence in a action (including butterfly effects) by seeing parallel timelines.

 

[Monarch_Laciel]

Granted, but the amount of knowledge shatters your mind via sensory overload

 

[TurboTriangle601]

I wish Monarch Laciel was demoted to a speck of dirt and i were promoted to king.

 

[Monarch_Laciel]

Granted, but I simply gain the abstract title of "a speck of dirt" and continue the rest of my life as normal.