Corrupt a Wish Round II

[TurboTriangle601]

I wish humanity were as powerful as their fantasies (But can still be below Low 2-C no matter what.) and i were 4-A.

 

[Monarch_Laciel]

Granted, but everyone else is 3-A

 

[TurboTriangle601]

I wish the Fire Emblem verse was equal in strength to the Final Fantasy verse. (FE High Tiers = FF High Tiers and vice versa, Apply this to a larger scale.)

 

[JustSomeWeirdo]

Granted, but it's because FF gets downgraded

I wish for good internet

 

[Fllflourine]

Granted, but it's good by my standards

I wish I had the 365th post in this thread.

 

[CrackerVolley]

Granted but JSW will die.

I wish I know Hotoku Shinken.

 

[Monarch_Laciel]

Granted, but you only learn it by practising it on yourself, so by the time you've mastered it you are missing most body parts

 

[CrackerVolley]

Shit

 

[BattleReviews]

i wish i could help NewestFighter, that is blocked

 

[Monarch_Laciel]

Granted, but you also lose all memories in him and interest in him, so even though you "could" help him, you don't.

 

[TheJ-ManRequiem]

I wish monarch corrupted all wishes from this point on instead of granting them but tacking on an unrelated negative ovo

 

[BattleReviews]

i wish that we can have dabbing characters here on this wiki

 

[TheJ-ManRequiem]

Wish granted, we can have them.

But no ones gonna make them.

 

[Monarch_Laciel]

@J-Man. Granted, but is is by my definition of corruption.

 

[TheJ-ManRequiem]

3 years till i figure out what that means right?

 

[Monarch_Laciel]

Of course

 

[BattleReviews]

Wish granted, we can have them.
But no ones gonna make them.

what if i make them

 

[TheJ-ManRequiem]

They better follow our format and rules then.

But go ahead if ya can do that.

 

[Monarch_Laciel]

No one making them is part of the corruption

Also, that kinda sounds like the "unconnected negative tacked on" J-Man

I wish you weren't hypocritical

 

[TheJ-ManRequiem]

Nah dude, we ca make them, just no one wants to.

 

[BattleReviews]

granted, but it failed

 

[Monarch_Laciel]

Then it wasn't granted

 

[BattleReviews]

granted, but everyone became hypocritical

 

[Monarch_Laciel]

you mean "everyone else"

Or else the wish wasn't granted, as J-Man counts as a part of everyone

 

[EliminatorVenom]

I wish I had a gun that shoots guns.

 

[Overlord775]

wish granted, but the guns that are shot by the gun shot at you if you use it

 

[Dat_Dot]

I wish I have power to change the world for a better place, where everyone can smile and enjoy a peaceful life for the rest of their lives.

 

[EliminatorVenom]

Granted, but to do so the device/power mind-controls all people and forcibly distort their faces to make them smile, while they desperately try to break free from the control imposed upon them.

 

[Dat_Dot]

Oh boy.. I wish to take back my previous wish then O_O

 

[EliminatorVenom]

I wish I had exactly 37 gold bars.

 

[Overlord775]

wish granted, but they are 3 kilometes long gold bars, so now gold's price is very low

 

[BattleReviews]

you mean "everyone else"
Or else the wish wasn't granted, as J-Man counts as a part of everyone

yes, also including him, a spell would be used on everyone, even him to be hypocritical

 

[Monarch_Laciel]

Then you haven't actuallly granted my wish at all. My wish was that he would not be hypocritical, but your "corruption" kept him as hypocritical while also making everyone else hypocritical, hence you haven't actually granted my wish

 

[JustSomeWeirdo]

I'll fix this

Granted, but it's only during the full moon

 

[CrackerVolley]

I wish we would stop w/ all the hypocrisy and blocking wishes.

 

[Overlord775]

wish granted, but it's all converted in HATE

i wish that people didn't forget to ask a wish when they grant one

 

[CrackerVolley]

wish granted, but it's all converted in HATE
i wish that people didn't forget to ask a wish when they grant one

Granted.

 

[JustSomeWeirdo]

I wish for 3-A Abraham Lincol

 

[Schnee_One]

Granted, but he's corrupt.

 

[EliminatorVenom]

I wish that everyone stopped wishing.