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Corrupt a Wish Round II

granted but you will have to do them during the holidays plus summer hw
 
I wish i have succesfully learned and mastered the Latin language like it's my mother tongue. Even then i am still capable of speaking English.
 
Granted, you are now a master at strip-pole dancing, but due to a dancing injury and surgery, you literally and figuratively have two left feet.

I wish I had popcorn.
 
Granted but it's unoffical and Viacom shuts it down.

I wish Blah was a slightly better genie.

I also wish Generation X people are legitmately capable of living without the internet for 2 and a half hours.
 
you are breaking the oly one wish for comment rule and the axe cop chops your head off

i wish for the axe of justice
 
Granted but you can't use the axe because you are a chaotic being who believes in injustice so you keep it in a museum.

I wish for five or less wishes per post and the only punishment is a slap in the wrist.
 
Granted, but the one who the one who punishes you thinks 1 and 5 are the same, and slaps you on the wrist with universal levels of power!

Also, I'm a great genie! No genie worth their salt would miss such wonderful opportunities to destroy your hopes, wishes, and dreams!

I wish humans slept only three hours a day.
 
serious saitama? i will have you know i am 4-A ovo

Granted but the weight of the cats are too much for the wings and they fall on the ground.
 
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