Corrupt a Wish Round II

[TurboTriangle601]

I wish for my best friend's wish to come true and he wished for Monarch's wish to come true even through Monarch wished for Overlord's wish to come true who didn't wish for anything in the slightest.

 

[Overlord775]

ERROR 404 wish not found

 

[TurboTriangle601]

I wish i still have the strength of my real life self, Just the only difference is that i have reality warping which doesn't affect my physical strength and i can't change my strength either. But i can do just about everything else.

 

[EliminatorVenom]

Granted, but you didn't specify who is your best friend, so I'll assume it was my previous wish.

I wish that I had a 2-meter tall chocolate cake. I won't have to share it with anyone, it isn't rotting nor close to start doing so. It's incredibly tasty, as well.

 

[Legion350]

Granted but you get diabetes.

I wish Beerus was real.

 

[Blahblah9755]

@Turbo granted, but it's completely out of control, and "just about everything else" means you use any type of reality warping that exists, but only in ways detrimental or harmful to you or those you care about, or helpful to those you hater who dislike you.

 

[TurboTriangle601]

I wish i were a expert puzzle maker.

 

[Overlord775]

wish granted, but you accidently trap yourself in a maze you made and you can't get out

 

[Blahblah9755]

Granted, you gained that title when you built a puzzle room too hard to ever be completed and trapped yourself in it. You can not escape.

I wish the world was a hypercube.

 

[Shadowbokunohero]

Granted but cube loses its meaning and becomes a Hyper rectangle

 

[Overlord775]

i wish for memes

 

[EliminatorVenom]

Granted but you get diabetes.

I wish Beerus was real.

I'll die happy.

Granted, but said memes are overused and cringy.

 

[Legion350]

I wish that I could use Ki.

 

[EliminatorVenom]

Granted, but the only technique you can learn is the ki blast.

 

[EliminatorVenom]

I wish I had a soul-cutting blade that never broke nor rusted, neither could it wound me.

 

[CrackerVolley]

Granted but it´s an inch long.

I wish the apocalyse happened.

 

[Overlord775]

wish granted, but it's this Apocalypse

 

[TurboTriangle601]

I wish mankind is capable of infinite imagination, creativity and the abillity to truly comprehend higher dimensions.

 

[Monarch_Laciel]

Granted, but the comprehension drives us all insane

I wish the Darkest Dungeon was a real place (but all the nasties were confined within)

 

[Blahblah9755]

Granted, anyone who another person has ever considered "nasty" is also confined within.

I wish there was a good series set in a world inside of a 0 dimensional point.

 

[TurboTriangle601]

I wish for a wish.

 

[Homu_Sweet_Homu]

Granted. Now, I wish for Homura become 1-A character. So, Homura vs Tenma Yato can happens.

 

[Monarch_Laciel]

I'd vote Homura.

Just cuz she beat him when he was in Briah

 

[Homu_Sweet_Homu]

I'd vote Homura.
Just cuz she beat him when he was in Briah

Homura instant Mindscrew.

 

[TurboTriangle601]

I wish i have Existence Erasure. (And for good measure it doesn't work on humans so i could use it on any object, animal and more i please.)

 

[JustSomeWeirdo]

Granted, but it only works when I feel like it should work

I wish that the Streetpass chapters in Awakening were actually logically placed into the story

 

[TurboTriangle601]

I wish rainbows made everybody expect for me weep tears.

 

[Blahblah9755]

I wish rainbows made everybody expect for me weep tears.

Alright, when there is a rainbow, everyone expects you to weep tears. And they get incredibly angry when you don't.

I still wish there was a good series set in a world inside of a 0 dimensional point.

 

[TurboTriangle601]

@Blahblah

Granted but it's only good for the characters. The entire story is completely boring.

I wish for the best antivirus possible, One that will annihilate every slight twinge of imperfection. No viruses, No tiny bit of insecurity, No nothing.

 

[Blanked]

Granted, but without the "anti" part.

I wish to glare like Jiren.

 

[Shadowbokunohero]

Granted but you go blind shortly afterwards with no hope of ever recovering

 

[Overlord775]

@JSW wish granted, but they ruin everything else about them

 

[TurboTriangle601]

I wish for a 18k computer that only costs a penny.

 

[Overlord775]

wish granted, but yoor brain can't handle 18K grafic, so you go insane

 

[TurboTriangle601]

Okey. Then i wish every single human is royality in some way or form. Every. Single. One.

 

[Overlord775]

wish granted, but now that everybody is a royal, the title loses meaning

i wish that every rainbow was a double rainbow

 

[JustSomeWeirdo]

Granted, but they're made by this guy

 

[CrackerVolley]

I wish Nintendo would localize Mother 3 so my friend would shut up...

 

[TurboTriangle601]

@Neo

Granted but it turns into a 4Kids dub.

I wish Jaco was at least Mid-Class Saiyan tier.

 

[CrackerVolley]

@Neo
Granted but it turns into a 4Kids dub.

I wish Jaco was at least Mid-Class Saiyan tier.

A.) How the hell does a video game become a 4kids dub?

B.) Granted but he still doesn't get natural flight.