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Granted, everyone gets Taikyoku and are all Hadou Gods
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Corrupt a Wish Round II
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I wish that Mike Tyson fought Muhammad Ali, both in their respective peaks.
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Let me spice up the context a bit.
I wish someone wished for my wish to come true but i wished for that someone's wish to come true.
I wish someone wished for my wish to come true but i wished for that someone's wish to come true.
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i wish all my wishes become incorruptible and can all come true no matter what forever (i changed some things OVO)
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Granted but you broke the rules of the game and a nigh-omnipotent divine police force arrests you.
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>that moment i said the wish cannot be corrupted lol
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you still cheated and someone has to do something about it -
Alright, Round two.
Granted but you can't make wishes because in real life, Wishes have at least some minor consequences.
Alright, Round two.
Granted but you can't make wishes because in real life, Wishes have at least some minor consequences.
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>my RL is as lucky as my (possible ancestor) so...and I didn't cheat i found holes
i wish for a delicious peperoni pizza (not expired) that only i can eat
i wish for a delicious peperoni pizza (not expired) that only i can eat
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Granted but ya didn't specify pepperoni was the only topping.
Thus it has pineapple just to piss ya off.
Thus it has pineapple just to piss ya off.
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Granted, but you drop it in wet dog poo
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J ninja-ed you monarch RIP
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I wish people didn't ninja me anymore
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granted, but now people never respond to your posts/threads.
i wish i could ninja anyone.
i wish i could ninja anyone.
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granted but your wish will have put you in the wrong "side of town"
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Granted, but the paradox caused by our conflicting wishes ascends us both to Hadou God level where we fight to the death over the Throne
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I wish i moved to a town where graffiti is legal unless your painting on funerals or important political buildings.
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Granted, but a bunch of really shitty graffiti artists come by every day and draw shitty graffiti over other people's nice graffiti
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I wish the ocean was exactly the same but it has no salt whatsoever.
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Granted, but the paradox caused by the conflicting terms of "exactly the same" and "no salt whatsoever" creates a black hole which destroys the universe
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round two it is.TurboTriangle601 said:
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Granted, but the massive changes to the ecosystem cause the extinction of almost all life, both plants and animals
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I wish Monarch didn't hide the truth.
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I wish the ocean was spicewater instead of saltwater and sea creatures now naturally adapted to the change.
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@J-Man, granted, but it is by my definition of truth
@Turbo what the hell is spicewater?
Also, granted, but because you said they "naturally" adapt, they still die because natural adaptation takes several generations, and all lifeforms still die
@Turbo what the hell is spicewater?
Also, granted, but because you said they "naturally" adapt, they still die because natural adaptation takes several generations, and all lifeforms still die
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I wish your definition of the truth was my definition of the truth.
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I think he means spices, like oregano, a bit of paprika.
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@J-Man Granted, but it is granted in such a way that you have now gained my mindset, and thus my definition of truth is still technically your definition of truth
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I wish youd tell me your definition of the truth ovo
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Granted, but you never specified when, so I'll tell you in a few years
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October 6th, 2019 then.
Dont think ill forget.
Dont think ill forget.
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Normally, "a couple" would imply 2, while "a few" would imply 3 - 6, while "several" implies 7 - 20
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I wish a few implies 2 opposed to 3-6.
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Granted, but due to the sudden difference, there are thousands of miscommunication errors across the world that cumulate in a nuclear armageddon
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That is fine, cummulate isnt a real word so nothing quite happens ovo
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I wish you wouldn't pick up on my spelling and grammar errors
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Granted, but now they are highlighted to everyone but you and J-Man
Edit: I wish the Earth's gravity, rotation, and orbit suddenly stopped.
Edit: I wish the Earth's gravity, rotation, and orbit suddenly stopped.
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Graned but we all get thrown off into the vacuum of space and flash frozen / popped by lack of atmosphere / roasted by the sun's radiation
Why do you keep doing this Blah? You know what is going to happen. Its like you want everyone to die. Like an Assassin or something. Speaking of which...
Why do you keep doing this Blah? You know what is going to happen. Its like you want everyone to die. Like an Assassin or something. Speaking of which...
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Getting in character for this weekend when I should have time to respond there.Monarch Laciel said:
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Goodeegumdrops
We have a Berserker to kill after all.
We have a Berserker to kill after all.
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i wish for a dark souls anime
