Corrupt a Wish Round II

[CrackerVolley]

granted but yout home moves away from you

But I would be at my home. Would that mean if would break in half or start flying.

 

[Darkmon_cns]

But there all now cubes

 

[Darkmon_cns]

I wish Marvel sold the comic rights of there characters to D.C and that marvel studios got the rights to all marvel characters and had a crossover with the D.C.S.U

 

[CrackerVolley]

I wish Marvel sold the comic rights of there characters to D.C and that marvel studios got the rights to all marvel characters and had a crossover with the D.C.S.U

Granted but it's a shit movie.

 

[Darkmon_cns]

The movie is the shit? I'm fine with that

 

[Darkmon_cns]

And D.C. Still has the rights to marvel characters I'm fine with that

 

[EliminatorVenom]

I wish that 2 + 2 = 3.

 

[DMUA]

Okey, but that's a paradox and you've killed everyone.

 

[Darkmon_cns]

Granted but only on broken calculators

 

[EliminatorVenom]

I wish the Moon was made of cheese.

 

[DMUA]

Okey, but a rocket ship with a british guy and his dog crashes into your house on the way back from the moon.

 

[Dat_Dot]

I wish I can eat anything...

 

[Fllflourine]

granted, but first thing you eat with that sandwich is peppered with polonium

i wish we were all 1-a gods.

 

[Creaturemaster971]

Granted, but we all are weaker than any other 1-A character (e.g. Nyarlathotep, Akuto Sai, Dajouji Kurou, and Ren Fuji) and they all hate us

I wish that I was a famous voice actor

 

[Darkmon_cns]

Granted but you now can never leave your home because very rich fans of you have money on your head to kidnap you and use you as a slave. (( originally I was going to say the fans would approach you in swarms but then I thought you might like that because of how many fans you would have))

 

[Creaturemaster971]

Oh god no. I hate crowds lol.

 

[TurboTriangle601]

Well this thread seems to have skyrocketed after i'm gone.

I wish, for a experimental scenario that the fictional characters are real and we are the fictional characters. (Fiction is 3D while reality is 2D.)

 

[Overlord775]

wish granted, but the writers are the chaos gods and the chaos king, so the multiverse dies in the first chapter

 

[TISSG7Redgrave]

i wish my wish is incorruptible and can all come true no matter what forever

 

[Monarch_Laciel]

Granted, but it only applies to that one wish because you used the singular term "wish" and because you didn't wish for anything else you don't get anything else. Nor did you wish for it to apply to anyone else's wish.

 

[TheJ-ManRequiem]

At least 8-A durability feat that scales to all notable jojo characters that isn't an outlier, takes place in the main jojo canon and doesn't change their current statistics in anyway while it is being applied and is constant, done without outside help of any kind but rather can be done through their own natural durability and is constantly at that tier.

 

[Monarch_Laciel]

^ Banned for being "that guy" who tries to make his wish infalliable. Oh wait wrong thread

Granted, but the entire JJBA franchise and all spin offs, whether canon or non-canon are immediately erased from all records, including human memory, and the person who came up with it originally dies.

 

[TheJ-ManRequiem]

When writing that, I knew full well that the response would be a well now it doesnt exist.

But that's not a corruption of my wish, it doesn't take any verbal mistakes I made and turns them against me.

Plus I'm still waiting for my other wish to be granted ovo

 

[Monarch_Laciel]

But... it does still exist. It just has no records anymore.

But alright then, I'll give you a proper corruption:

Granted, but "notable characters" is by the standards of someone who only considers Suzi Q to be notable, and it doesn't scale to the Pillar Men or Joseph/Caesar because he only used possession hax and they only used Hamon hax

 

[TheJ-ManRequiem]

I'll get it next thread Monarch, don't think this is over ovo

I wish Kirei Kotomine would stop rigging Fate/Go's gatcha.

 

[TurboTriangle601]

Granted but someone else rigges Fate/Go's gatcha. Why Kirei specifically?

I wish for perfect piano skills.

 

[Anonimoe7875]

Granted, but you forget them after a week.

I wish for a wish which can't be corrputed.

 

[DMUA]

Okey, but an angry Omnipotent comes in and overwrites it's incorruptablity.

 

[Shadowbokunohero]

i wish for Revan to be Canon

 

[Darkmon_cns]

Granted but it's been retconed so much it no longer resembles the original in any way shap or form.

 

[TurboTriangle601]

I wish humanity ascended to a higher plane of existence. (including me of course)

 

[Monarch_Laciel]

Granted, but that higher plane of existence is the Zeroth , so everyone and everything loses all individuality, desires, and sentience

 

[TurboTriangle601]

I wish my wish would come true and then someone else wishes my wish would come true.

 

[DMUA]

Okey, but the frequency of you using "Wish" in one sentince causes a black hole to swallow Earth as soon as the wish is carried out.

 

[TurboTriangle601]

I wish mankind awakened their inner selves and ascended into 5D. (including me obviously)

 

[DMUA]

Okey, but a bunch of 6th dimensional beings inslave the human race.

 

[TurboTriangle601]

I wish little flying business men would come and electrocute us all.

 

[DMUA]

Okey, but us all actually survives and suffers brain damage, making him infinitely more annoying.

 

[Anonimoe7875]

I wish we were 1-A.

 

[DMUA]

Okey, but we get the Saitama effect.