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Chimp VS Chimp (3/6/0)
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Shamble my breakfeast eggs, dont pull me back to this...
Autonomous drones have the word autonomous for a reason: They dont require piloting. A chimp dosnt need to know how to use one, turn the turret on and it will just cast "**** everything in that general direction". It is included because you literally linked it lmao. If i give Mike Tyson the ability to cast spells and link to Harry Potter spells then no shit people will assume that he has access to them.
What i want is kind of irellevant, thats stuff YOU have to decide as the OP.
I... I cant even tell what emotions you want to convey with that monkey gif. Is it scorn? Sadness? Annoyance? What is it Champ?
You have... cutted out the rest of my comment.
The US army section of the wiki you have linked does not list any kind of armor as standard Army equipment. Then again, what do you mean with armor? Bulletproof wests? Medieval plate armor? Mail west? Leather armor? All with their own pros and cons when it comes to this specific match.
Yes, it is hella dumb. Its 1: Not a legitimate match up, as you can't grant characters stuff they dont "canonically" have (God that sounds not right when talking about literal monkeys) and 2: is and absolutly broken rule set that tries to give the chimpanzee advantages he would normally never have. Im not saying "Oh its dum, therefor dont do it" especially after the thread is moved to F&G but it is dumb neverless
Autonomous drones have the word autonomous for a reason: They dont require piloting. A chimp dosnt need to know how to use one, turn the turret on and it will just cast "**** everything in that general direction". It is included because you literally linked it lmao. If i give Mike Tyson the ability to cast spells and link to Harry Potter spells then no shit people will assume that he has access to them.
What i want is kind of irellevant, thats stuff YOU have to decide as the OP.
I... I cant even tell what emotions you want to convey with that monkey gif. Is it scorn? Sadness? Annoyance? What is it Champ?
You have... cutted out the rest of my comment.
The US army section of the wiki you have linked does not list any kind of armor as standard Army equipment. Then again, what do you mean with armor? Bulletproof wests? Medieval plate armor? Mail west? Leather armor? All with their own pros and cons when it comes to this specific match.
Yes, it is hella dumb. Its 1: Not a legitimate match up, as you can't grant characters stuff they dont "canonically" have (God that sounds not right when talking about literal monkeys) and 2: is and absolutly broken rule set that tries to give the chimpanzee advantages he would normally never have. Im not saying "Oh its dum, therefor dont do it" especially after the thread is moved to F&G but it is dumb neverless
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He’s monkey how do you not know?
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you pull up some edited picture from the internet as an "argument", if you're trying to make a point please try to use some form of scientific evidence not just edited videos or pictures
Say again?
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Wow, those Mordhau mods sure are great. I never wanted to be a chivalours monkey, but its good to have the option... I guess?
Say again?
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How does it get turned on
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Lord of the Rings but they replace all orcs with monkeys?
Aight, enough monkey content for me, hopefully for the foreseeable future. Get this thread to F&G and stay healthy lads.
Aight, enough monkey content for me, hopefully for the foreseeable future. Get this thread to F&G and stay healthy lads.
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Push a button, pull a lever, yell at it i dont know, i dont call drone strikesHow does it get turned on
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If you don't know how will the chimp
plus I don't think that's gear or equipment... That's a defense mechanism or something... This is like giving the chimp a whole castle or tank (which isn't gear or equipment)This is what I mean:
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You may be suprised that yes, giving the monkey equippment means that he gets tanks and fighter jets tooIf you don't know how will the chimp
This is what I mean:
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what I say is more valid than links... How else am I supposed to word it? Am I supposed no vehicle, no Artillery, no Aircraft, no Planes, no automated machines?... I can list over 500 
(also that's the only website I could find that explains and lists weapons
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Well, the first thing you should do is not say every military equippment and link to something that literally list to every weapon humanity has come up with.
Secondly yes exactly. You gotta list what the Chimpanzee can use, at least to an reasonable extend. Not asking you to list every rifle model, but at least specify what it is. Because weapons is a huge definition. Drones are btw listed as weapons. Heck, atom bombs are weapons. Just say he has access to knives, guns, sticks or chlorid gas idontknow what you have intended for. Rules needs to be defined or else loop holes appear.
Its not even that hard, it one sentence.
Secondly yes exactly. You gotta list what the Chimpanzee can use, at least to an reasonable extend. Not asking you to list every rifle model, but at least specify what it is. Because weapons is a huge definition. Drones are btw listed as weapons. Heck, atom bombs are weapons. Just say he has access to knives, guns, sticks or chlorid gas idontknow what you have intended for. Rules needs to be defined or else loop holes appear.
Its not even that hard, it one sentence.
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sure. there will be always loopholes tho
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Its in your hand how big the loop holes will be. Have fun with that newfound power son.
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....do you know chimps don't have human hands and balance? Therefore they can't really... operate them unless they're flailing.
Which unless Caesar is a dumbass, spoiler he's not, he can counter that with stompish ease.
Vending Machines have killed humans before... your point?
Also have you even watched any Planet of the Apes films? Caesar is also a military strategist holding his own army which has overpowered most humans out of existence, saying "he's as smart as normal human" is downplay.
And he can operate fuckall.... again, your point?
To note, what you have proven so far, is that Caesar is battling a 5 year old with a knife. It's a skillstomp very blatantly
Do you know MAKING weapons =/= using OTHER species' weapons?
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A 5 year old with a knife? Can a 5 year old rip someones face off with thier hands? Can an even average teen do this link? Can a 5 year old do this? Link
Chimp can use melee weapons and even some Guns can fit in their hands....
You don't think if a Chimpanzee is trying to kill he won't try to cut the shit out of him with this? Link plus smarter, stronger, possibly bigger and with armor... Will get skill stomped? Even humans put in a room with that will not survive.
These are just some pictures and there are bigger ones on earth...
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Uh? We can, we can literally kill any single person in this world with a knife
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I can 1v1 Floyd Mayweather (prime) and easily kill him with a knife... Even without a knife you can hit him easily (eventually)...
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It’s almost like the best defensive boxer EVER Floyd got tagged multiple times by Logan Paul an amateur boxer. You can train 30+ years and still get tagged and killed by no skill humans with a knife. (Even more so if the knife is long)
The fact people actually believe a chimp with “high” human intelligence can “skill stomp” another chimp is just hilarious. Like ceaser is Jin Mori
The fact people actually believe a chimp with “high” human intelligence can “skill stomp” another chimp is just hilarious. Like ceaser is Jin Mori
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The argument I’m seeing is just people stuck in fiction. Ceaser is not a god tier martial artist. The chimp swinging it randomly and crazy would be more than enough to kill him.
Although the win con if ceaser making a spear and targeting the chimps weak spots in the armor is still vaild imo. (Although it’s a 50/50 in that scenario as the chimp isn’t just going to sit there and let ceaser stab him)
Although the win con if ceaser making a spear and targeting the chimps weak spots in the armor is still vaild imo. (Although it’s a 50/50 in that scenario as the chimp isn’t just going to sit there and let ceaser stab him)
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Well he is much starter than a chimp and even humans but it's not a skill stomp at all.... The chimp has armor and melee weapon... Also skill? Stomp don't you mean intelligent stomp if that even is a thing?
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A regular chimp will not even know how a gun functions and their hand coordination is really bad so aiming with weapons like guns without years of training is impossible even with training their aim is way worse than an average human with no training not to mention a chimp's first action is not gonna be shoting Ceasar instead it's gonna be running towards him to bash him with the gun and the armour will just make the chimps mobility worse since the armour aren't built for the chimps
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Yes. Too actually aim but to be able to shoot no...
Chimpanzee
Lifting Strength: Athletic Human (Can pull between two and four times their weight, which usually falls in this rating, can throw around poacher's dogs easily)
Stamina: Superhuman (Can continue fighting after being bludgeoned by a shovel and being stabbed multiple times)
Ceasar
Lifting Strength: Athletic Human (Can pull between two and four times their weight, which usually falls in this rating, can throw around poacher's dogs easily)
Stamina: Peak Human
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then what its the point of arguing this? He cant aim, he wont hit Caesar
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Then don't give the chimp a grenade.
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