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He will shot randomly... And if ceasar gets close he can get hit...
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Chimp VS Chimp (3/6/0)
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Jesus ******* Christ people, this is extremely obvious.
If most apes and chimps can’t even use a spear or a ROCK properly as a weapon upon acquiring one HOW IS THEM USING A GUN EVEN FEASIBLE? “but chimp smart haha” not enough. It will not even know how to operate the weapons, it won’t know how to shoot. Or aim. This is the most braindead match i’ve seen in a while, dude. Someone just come close it already.
The most you’ll get is the chimp randomly pulls the trigger by dumb luck, but the possibility of him by dumb luck managing to aim at Caesar and fire and hit him in a deadly place is just so unfeasible. Caesar takes this 999999/1000000 times.
If most apes and chimps can’t even use a spear or a ROCK properly as a weapon upon acquiring one HOW IS THEM USING A GUN EVEN FEASIBLE? “but chimp smart haha” not enough. It will not even know how to operate the weapons, it won’t know how to shoot. Or aim. This is the most braindead match i’ve seen in a while, dude. Someone just come close it already.
The most you’ll get is the chimp randomly pulls the trigger by dumb luck, but the possibility of him by dumb luck managing to aim at Caesar and fire and hit him in a deadly place is just so unfeasible. Caesar takes this 999999/1000000 times.
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Nah this part is wrong, they are comparable physically, and the animalistic fighting style can give advantage to the dumb monke, caesar has human way to act
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These are garbage arguments, what? The animalistic fighting style won’t do shit against someone who is significantly more intelligent than him, especially when the intelligent one can just take one of the chimp’s weapons because it doesn’t know any fighting techniques. The only way the chimp would win would be through raw strength, that’s really the only reason they can individually kill humans anyway. Caesar wins via outsmarting and outskilling in literally every category, this is a dumb match.
Literally the chimp’s wincon you’re arguing for is a brute-strength stupid fighting style.
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Nah, monkeys are violent and know how to fight, i bet that a bunch of nerds that are smart cannot do shit against something who can fight
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Now take one of those monkeys, and give them very, very high intelligence even for human beings. Raw strength and stupidity vs raw strength and high intelligence. The gap is blatant, and your arguments are bad.
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No, this is literally the same argument of a Human vs a Monkey, the human is way more inteligent, but most of times dont know how to fight, but chimps are naturally smart in these things, as they live in the jungle or whatever
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No it ******* ISN’T. You wanna know why the chimps beat humans? BECAUSE IT’S A 10-B OR 10-A VS A 9-C. It’s not because of literally anything else. And Hell, Caesar is even superhuman or whatever the equivalent is for a chimp, he does shit most chimps can’t even do physically. Comparable to others who can dent metal easily, send humans flying, etc etc.
It’s literally average, stupid chimp vs above average extremely intelligent chimp.
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Not only it, humans doesnt know how to fight, Chimps are naturally able to fight good because they live in the forest fighting against animals becauset heyut eneed top llive, sp, they are naturwally able to outslkill caesar
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it's Caesar vs an armored chimp who can use malee weapons...
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No, literally not. But here’s the thing, buddy: CAESAR KNOWS HOW TO FIGHT.
Melee weapons that it can’t ******* use effectively? Lmao, ok. Who says they’re gonna know how to use any of it? It doesn’t matter.
Their aggressiveness and shit means nothing to Caesar who is literally all of that + exceptional strength and intelligence.
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No he doesnt, he is fodder
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Yes, he does. That’s literally a point specifically made on his profile. He’s literally an ape with superhuman intelligence and significantly stronger than normal physical strength.
Ah yes, it will obviously use the machete first, grab it properly, and swing it properly for the most effective swings. Chimps know how to do this. All it’s going to know to do is hit thing with weird stick.
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Why does he pick them up in the first place and not just go straight towards the active threat running towards it? Animal typically go by instincts, in a combat situation fight or flight is more probable than strategizing
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Prove that he can fight as a normal ape that have combat experience in the jungle, you have no pioints here anr i debunekd all ur argunembnts
chimps doesnt needto use their weapoons as they can outskil ceasear in meeele only because they know hhow to fight
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also my vote goes to the normal chimp, @MonkeyOfLife can u add it?
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He shoots from the rocket launcher by mistake at the ground beneath him and gets blown up. Oh btw, he can also accidently shoot his own brains or legs while trying to pull the trigger of any gun because he doesn't know which way to point correctly.
This thread is just funny, and I have moved it to its appropriate location.
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Yeah mainly from y’all’s idiotic arguments saying the chimp will kill himself no matter what.
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Melee weapons. Bro are you guys even reading?
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I swear chimps are smarter than you guys.
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no cap
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No they haven’t read my arguments saying why the chimp wins with a machete.
why do y’all insist on giving the chimp rockets or guns
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You are giving the idiot all of the weapons in the world what are the chances it will pick a melee weapon and what are the chances it will pick a weapon at all instead of just rushing Ceasar
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...how does this null my point? All of them they go apeshit and bumrush towards the opposing chimp
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Why cant caesaer just use country level missel?
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rthatsn ot true, they can outskill due being trained to fight in the junlge while caeaser cannot do it
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??? They literally live in the jungle and had jungle brawls in later movies?
You didn’t debunk jackshit.
Caesar does, though? Literally fights his own kind. Other intelligent, superhuman chimps. He outskills and outstrengths.
Caesar undebatably wins 999999/1000000 times.
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What the actual **** are you on? Ceaser gets stomped in multiple ways
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u sent no proof gg
prove that they are the own kind as the Real Life cimp if u have no argrument i take the W u hhave no scan to prove what u cailm
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u sent no proof then u argurement is totally not relevant
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This is still going on? Why is this still going on. How is this still going on. Literal monkey buseness this thread.
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