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There are chimps that knows
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Chimp VS Chimp (3/6/0)
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sure but brb
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Prove it. And not with some stupid fake video. Because, spoilers, there aren't.
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In general animals can't exactly use our weapons effectively because they're made for human hands, not animal hands. They have to compensate when grasping them which MOST of the time, make them really inefficient and borderline useless
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It's states that they can learn to use firearms...
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Prove if any chimpanzee has learnt it on its own :v
Alot of things can happen, doesn't mean it can relevantly happen
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I bet right now even you can't figure out how to shoot a gun without giving yourself grievous injuries. It's not as simple as "pull the trigger", you have to load it, **** it, hold it in a specific way so as to not smash in your skull or dislocate your own shoulder, accurately predict opponent movement and be painfully deafened at every shot.
Do you think people who spend years in boot camps are suckers or some shit?
Authentic proof stating that he learnt these by himself, and the time period to do these, produce those.
Even ignoring that, are those guns? Or are those toy cars 2 year olds can learn how to drive? Hell I owned one of those things when I was an year old, and I can say right now if someone tossed me a drill unassembled and asked me to fit it in time and use it against a chimpanzee running towards me full speed.
This is honestly getting exceptionally dumb, you're showing irrelevant scans of chimpanzees who likely were trained for months in doing unrelated activities, and somehow equating that to figuring out how to properly operate a military weapon.
Provide me any proof right now, straight up, of a chimpanzee operating a gun it randomly found, or consider your point completely nulled.
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How the
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This is ******* stupid.
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How will a found a human dumb enough to record a chimpanzee shooting a firearm... Or even holding one.
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You won't cause there ******* isn't one. The monkey isn't ******* pointing the gun it was just positioned that way.
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It's not good dw. You have no proof, your point is debunked, discount votes for the tailless monkey
How thefam I supposed to find someone recording a chimp using a gun when I literally have never seen a gun in real life besides 1 time who literally owns one... Feel like that picture is good....
And noting that, this match is a skillstomp, closing
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Yeah nice try but nope. Monkeys can use basic tools if you bothered to research even a lil bit. A group of monkeys even crafted spears and used them to hunt. If they are capable of using spears why couldn’t they kill ceaser with a machete or shit even a Bowie knife. It’s not like he’s a master martial artist. He’s a ******* Chimp who has the intelligence of a human… CHIMPS HAVE KILLED HUMANS BEFORE
Also the chimp has the best ******* military equipment in the world with any weapon that you could think of.
If you think ceaser wins then that’s fine but it is far from a ******* skill stomp
Links to back up my claims….
https://www.eva.mpg.de/fileadmin/content_files/staff/boesch/pdf/fol_prim_tool_use_making.pdf
Chimps in Senegal found to fashion spears for hunting - Phys.org
https://www.nationalgeographic.com › ...Web resultsChimps Use "Spears" to Hunt Mammals, Study Says - National Geographic
http://www.bbc.com › earth › storyEarth - Chimpanzees and monkeys have entered the Stone Age - BBC
Also the chimp has the best ******* military equipment in the world with any weapon that you could think of.
If you think ceaser wins then that’s fine but it is far from a ******* skill stomp
Links to back up my claims….
https://www.eva.mpg.de/fileadmin/content_files/staff/boesch/pdf/fol_prim_tool_use_making.pdf
Chimps in Senegal found to fashion spears for hunting - Phys.org
https://www.nationalgeographic.com › ...Web resultsChimps Use "Spears" to Hunt Mammals, Study Says - National Geographic
http://www.bbc.com › earth › storyEarth - Chimpanzees and monkeys have entered the Stone Age - BBC
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It’s not
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Oh my god.
They know how to use spears because it took them goddamn generations to go from "use stick" to "use pointy stick". They literally have no ******* way how to operate a gun.
It literally says they've just entered the ******* Stone Age, do you have any idea how far away that is from comprehending how technology as advanced as a firearm works?
They know how to use spears because it took them goddamn generations to go from "use stick" to "use pointy stick". They literally have no ******* way how to operate a gun.
It literally says they've just entered the ******* Stone Age, do you have any idea how far away that is from comprehending how technology as advanced as a firearm works?
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So your going to ignore this?
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This point is irrelevant we’re not arguing about the evolution of chimps
The chimp can have a ******* juggernaut suit and you think ceaser can win with his bare hands.
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Because their skill in actually using a knife is about the same as a 13 year old kid swinging blindly. Caesar with a random rock he's picked up is eighty times more of a threat than a chimpanzee with a sword.
Yes, I do, because Caesar actually knows how to fight, nevermind that his feats put him way above any real life chimpanzee
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Here's another funny thing, you literally can't give a character equipment that's not listed in their profile or that they've never used, so the whole match doesn't ******' work.
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A 13 year old can still kill a regular human with a knife so again irrelevant point.
Yeah he picks up a rock and gets stabbed and cut with a machete
I can kill Muhammad Ali with a knife Fighting skill doesn’t automatically = to a win against anybody.
So now your argument is the vs match is wrong lol move this to fun and games then and I’ll still debate this idiotic argument.
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Yeah, if the adult is a moron, which Caesar isn't
Or he dodges the chimpanzee's clumsy af swing and smacks him in the head.
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO no you can't lol
Not even gonna grace this one with a response
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Yes somebody could? This is how Ik you don’t know shit about martial arts. Good lord keyboard warrior a person with a machete could definitely kill a skilled martial artist.
so everybody who’s been killed by a young person with a knife is a moron? Lol your points are idiotic
and it doesn’t nothing to the juggernaut suit the chimp is wearing.
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Chill out people.
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Listen, I really don't care to debate this stupid argument. Match cannot be made, give yourself a pat on the back, you win, good job.
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Thank you for conceding
Atleast some people know when they are wrong
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Wouldn't it be great if that was more common!
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You preaching to the choir man I’ve had 3+ pages of text arguing a point that was debunked 1000 times
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Boy I wonder how they lasted that long against a debate monster like you
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joshpiece kinda destroyed with that argument ngl
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Bro I'm just not debating cause the match is invalid, was my irony not blatant enough?
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dnc, you said he won so he won
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You're allowed to think that
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irony or not, you conceded, so it doesnt matter if you dont wanna debate it further, cause you conceded
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You're also allowed to think that, although to be quite honest I don't know why you care or where you're getting these rules from.
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im just saying you conceded, what rules are being applied here lmao
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