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Chimp VS Chimp (3/6/0)

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Why the hell are people voting the actual chimpanzee against the chimpanzee with several years of combat experience and human-like intelligence? Chimpanzees have tool usage, sure, but they can't use ******' guns.
 
Why the hell are people voting the actual chimpanzee against the chimpanzee with several years of combat experience and human-like intelligence? Chimpanzees have tool usage, sure, but they can't use ******' guns.
The normal chimp can use any military armor... But I still think ceasar probably wins
 
Military armor isn't designed for chimpanzees but for humans who're way bigger. Count me in as a vote for Caesar.
 
Chimpanzees torso's are definitely large enough to wear military armor
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There's a difference between a light shirt and an outfit clearly designed for the chimp compared to relatively cumbersome armor.
 
I've debunked the votes for the chimpanzee, what the **** are yall voting for?
 
Yes I have. A chimpanzee cannot use weaponry, and there's no armor on earth that it can wear comfortably, but even if that was the case, it doesn't change the fact that Caesar is a much better fighter.
 
Yes I have. A chimpanzee cannot use weaponry, and there's no armor on earth that it can wear comfortably, but even if that was the case, it doesn't change the fact that Caesar is a much better fighter.
And smarter than humans
 
Yes I have. A chimpanzee cannot use weaponry, and there's no armor on earth that it can wear comfortably, but even if that was the case, it doesn't change the fact that Caesar is a much better fighter.
Anyone wanna argue against this?
 
yeah too bad a monkey can't use a rocket launcher so those votes are invalid
 
yeah too bad a monkey can't use a rocket launcher so those votes are invalid
Well the monkey already has it in his hands already... It's all about aim and when he shots... They are in a forest so climbing is a thing.
 
They shouldn't. They've barely learned to use primitve tools, and they lack the dexterity to fire guns anyway. This is stupid.
 
Well the monkey already has it in his hands already... It's all about aim and when he shots... They are in a forest so climbing is a thing.
Unfortunately it literally doesn't know how to use it.
 
We are using the smartest, strongest chimp... Not some random

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Wow, it can memorize a bunch of images? It only needs a few more thousands of years of evolution to learn how to fire a gun!
 
Yeah all the chimpanzee votes should be very blatantly discounted.

Most humans don't know how to operate guns properly, let alone grenades and RPGs, so it's an idiotic sentiment that a chimpanzee can do shit without any form of proper training
 
Yeah all the chimpanzee votes should be very blatantly discounted.

Most humans don't know how to operate guns properly, let alone grenades and RPGs, so it's an idiotic sentiment that a chimpanzee can do shit without any form of proper training
Again I can use any chimp... And there are chimpanzee capable of using firearms
 
The chimpanzee does not know what it's holding. It does not comprehend the concept of "gun", let alone how to use it.
 
Yes... But It's already in his hands... All he needs to do is shoot and aim
How does he know what the trigger does, how does he know you have to **** the gun, how does he know where the bullet comes from, how does he know the trajectory, how does he know wielding it is any more effective than monkeying around?

Answer all of these question
 
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