- 4,105
- 2,150
Okay, so here's the deal. I'm pitting Sad Larry, whose luck is so terrible he couldn't kill himself even if he wanted to (although he almost succeeded since he barely survived an obese man in a bathtub), and Kazuma, whose luck allows him nearly run a country out of business and outdoing his own terribly unlucky pet in rock-paper-scissors five times.
Kazuma survived a fall worth 1027.5 joules without so much as an injury. As for Sad Larry... Well, he survived getting clocked on the head by a half-filled bathtub with an obese man with a footlong sub in it. Here's what I can gather from it.
Larry barely survived 4955 to 8214 joules. So I'd say Larry's got a bit of an edge over Kazuma in durability, although not so much that Larry could outright Senator Armstrong Kazuma's attacks. Would be funny if Larry had, however. Considering how Kazuma can survive the antics of his blue-haired pet on the regular (by the way, she has the worst luck in the entire series and is about the only one who could counter Kazuma's luck), I don't think Larry's gonna infect Kazuma with a bad case of Stormtrooper Syndrome anytime soon. Anyway...
For this fight, Kazuma is at his Base key and speed is equalized (Kazuma would blitz otherwise as it would take about 75-100 milliseconds to think)
Here are their profiles.:
Sad Larry's Profile
Kazuma's Profile
Who takes this?
Sad Larry: 0
Kazuma: 0
Inconclusive: 0
Kazuma survived a fall worth 1027.5 joules without so much as an injury. As for Sad Larry... Well, he survived getting clocked on the head by a half-filled bathtub with an obese man with a footlong sub in it. Here's what I can gather from it.
Bathtub Weight: 28 lbs (12.7006 kg) (According to a listing from Home Depot on a 60-inch tub)
Water Weight: 60.5665 to 90.8499 kg (assuming 16-24 gallons based on a 48-gallon capacity; 1/3 to 1/2 full)
Obese Man Weight: 92.2 kg (rounded to the nearest tenth place based on a height of 5'9" and a BMI of 30 (minimum required to be considered obese))
Footlong Weight: 0.5 kg (it varies by source, but 0.5 kg seems to be the general rule of thumb)
Floor Height: 10 to 14 feet (3.048 to 4.2672 feet)
Approx. Time of Fall: 0.788 to .933 seconds
Low End
12.7006+60.5665+92.2+0.5=165.9671 kg
0.788*9.80665=7.7276 m/s
165.9671*7.7276²/2=4955.4808 joules
High End
12.7006+90.8499+92.2+0.5=196.2505
.933*9.80665=9.1496 m/s
196.2505*9.1496²/2=8214.581 joules
Water Weight: 60.5665 to 90.8499 kg (assuming 16-24 gallons based on a 48-gallon capacity; 1/3 to 1/2 full)
Obese Man Weight: 92.2 kg (rounded to the nearest tenth place based on a height of 5'9" and a BMI of 30 (minimum required to be considered obese))
Footlong Weight: 0.5 kg (it varies by source, but 0.5 kg seems to be the general rule of thumb)
Floor Height: 10 to 14 feet (3.048 to 4.2672 feet)
Approx. Time of Fall: 0.788 to .933 seconds
Low End
12.7006+60.5665+92.2+0.5=165.9671 kg
0.788*9.80665=7.7276 m/s
165.9671*7.7276²/2=4955.4808 joules
High End
12.7006+90.8499+92.2+0.5=196.2505
.933*9.80665=9.1496 m/s
196.2505*9.1496²/2=8214.581 joules
Larry barely survived 4955 to 8214 joules. So I'd say Larry's got a bit of an edge over Kazuma in durability, although not so much that Larry could outright Senator Armstrong Kazuma's attacks. Would be funny if Larry had, however. Considering how Kazuma can survive the antics of his blue-haired pet on the regular (by the way, she has the worst luck in the entire series and is about the only one who could counter Kazuma's luck), I don't think Larry's gonna infect Kazuma with a bad case of Stormtrooper Syndrome anytime soon. Anyway...
For this fight, Kazuma is at his Base key and speed is equalized (Kazuma would blitz otherwise as it would take about 75-100 milliseconds to think)
Here are their profiles.:
Sad Larry's Profile
Kazuma's Profile
Who takes this?
Sad Larry: 0
Kazuma: 0
Inconclusive: 0
