1 Trillion Lions vs The Sun

[ArbitraryNumbers]

50% of them are male and the other 50% of them are female. There are no cubs.

This fight assumes that the lions are capable of spaceflight and can reach the sun in seconds.

They all spawn shoulder width apart from each other in a line that follows the circumference of the sun. They're about 75,000,000 kilometers away from the sun as well.

Feel free to suggest any other conditions to add or remove.

I'll use the reasoning you guys come up with to create a profile on Joke Battles Wiki.

 

[Amlad22]

What the hell is this thread?

 

[SomebodyData]

ah is this thread mocking the infamous "Lions vs Pkmn" thing?

 

[Saikou_The_Lewd_King]

They die from heat before they can reach it, most likely. The dying lions would be stuck on the sun, thus making it larger and doing a sort of shield.

 

[ArbitraryNumbers]

@SomebodyData No. It's a meme. 1 trillion lions vs the sun is where it originated.

It features people giving intentionally fallacious reasoning as to why the lions win. Just play along.

There's an alternative one that features a stick facing off against 1000 marines. One dude said the stick wins because when they break it, it will just snap in two, resulting in more sticks, so the stick would win every time by default. Just stuff like that.

 

[Ryukama]

Do you care to explain how the sun stands a chance, cause right now this is starting to seem like a stomp in the lions' favor.

OVO

 

[UltimateInferno]

Lions all roar at the same time in space

Sound waves travel because they are not like regular energy

The sound waves destroy the Sun

gg Lions stomp

 

[ArbitraryNumbers]

They die from heat before they can reach it, most likely. The dying lions would be stuck on the sun, thus making it larger and doing a sort of shield.

You see, you are downplaying the lions so much that the way you're portraying the sun, while completely accurate, is automatically exaggerated by comparison. So therefore you are both downplaying the lions and overhyping the sun at the same time.

 

[Shadowbokunohero]

lions could absorb the sun's energy into their big fluffy coats and render it useless

 

[ArbitraryNumbers]

Lions - 3

Sun - 1

The first to 10 wins. The victor has to be at least 5 votes ahead.

 

[RealCorndog1]

If the lions breed enough then pee on the sun the sun will get destroyed result Lions Win.

 

[KarmodF]

Lions via hax.

 

[Diinou_HotHead]

1 Lion is overkill already, man. This one's a very weak lion, it can be killed by a dagger.

 

[Randomlamdom]

Holy necro thread is from 2016

 

[Excaliburhuman]

You only need one lion

edit: also just realised this thread is from three years ago lol

 

[Diinou_HotHead]

Eh. I'm not even done with the lion joke.

 

[RealCorndog1]

The Lions get space suits breed enough stack each other go to other planets and outlive the Sun by breeding enough lions win.