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It's been quite a long time since one of my favorite SCP additions have been utilized, let's do this thing.
It was mostly another uneventful day within the cursed walls of Kindergarten, and one of its residents was patroling the area near the infamous Ball Pit, when it noticed...
The Company sends a Crewmate to BanBan's Kindergarten to search and sell scrap, but of course, that didn't go well. Now, the Crewmate has to 1v1 Opila Bird.
-Both are 9-C
-The Player only has access to the Shovel and Pro-Flashlight
-Battle takes place in BanBan's Kindergarten, both are 10...
Da Roolz
Speed is equalized.
Both are in-character, and start 1m away.
The battle takes place in Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza Place during Security Breach.
Springtrap/Afton is being used.
It’s not Springtrap from Five Nights at Freddy’s, it’s Jax from The Amazing Digital Circus! You all are stupid n...
So yeah, Walter White against the Opila Bird. Now recently, Walter White's strategy is nerfed by people figuring out that Walter isn't the most mentally stable in the battlefield... Fortunately for Walter, the last thing that would be considered intimidating would be a flamingo whose DNA is...
On one hand, we have Faucet Dong!: https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Leatherface_(Atari)
A chainsaw has an output of 1200 watts (1200 joules per second; let's use 1200 joules), but on the other hand... It's a giant faucet; like anyone with a brain is gonna take that seriously.
On the other...
So Anya is more or less a kindergartener, right? Why not pit her against something from a kindergarten: the Opila Bird. I largely think the Opila Bird is around rhea or emu sized. Granted the Banban wiki listed size figures, but those are unsourced and rampant vandalism makes the Banban wiki...
So yeah, I went out of my way to calculate the Opila Bird's fall: https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/User_blog:Flashlight237/Opila_Bird's_Fall
The accepted end was at 2138 joules. Pretty cool, huh? So yeah, first Banban calc; let's see how this goes.
"How did she find me here?" I wondered to myself as I hastily hid in a tight crawlspace between a couple of boxes, listening both to the sound of my own heartbeat and the hard distant clanking of an animatronic stalking the halls of this storage warehouse.
Technically, I was supposed to be...