"Kris, I'm BANBAN-ing out!" (Susie vs. Opila Bird)

[ShockingPsychic]

Eat Chalk and Bird Up.

Both 9-C, Susie's 7-B stuff is restricted.

Takes place in the hallways of Hometown School.

Susie:

Opila Bird: 7

 

[Comiphorous]

man what the bird doin'?

 

[ShockingPsychic]

man what the bird doin'?

me when i uhm uh uhhhh uhm uh the uh the uhm

 

[Flashlight237]

Both combatants seem to be baseline AP-wise due to being calcless. Between the two, while the opila bird is more or less a wild animal probably no smarter or stronger than an emu or a rhea. Surviving a long fall is a big deal in on itself; assuming the Opila Bird is no different from a rhea in weight, just 34 centiseconds of falling would put the bird's durability above baseline Street Level durability-wise.

As much as I like Susie, there is a character flaw in her that would put this more in the Opila Bird's favor. Judging by her aggressive character, Susie would be the kind of person who wouldn't pay attention in class because "lol school boring af." It's likely she wouldn't catch onto the Opila Bird remaining perfectly still, which is something a person would not catch onto unless they watched a lotta nature documentaries. I feel wouldn't be in-character for Susie to watch any documentary since she likely wouldn't sit the **** still! From there, the bird would get the jump on Susie and would very likely slash and peck at Susie like a cassowary on heat! And before you bring up the axe, the bird is no stranger to slashing damage, so there's that as well.

So yeah, sorry miss "GOD ******* DAMMIT KRIS! WHERE THE **** ARE WE?!", the bird takes the win here.

 

[Comiphorous]

oh shit i just realized light world deltarune cast was baseline.

time to abuse high school children now.

 

[ShockingPsychic]

oh shit i just realized light world deltarune cast was baseline.

Just Susie, everyone else is 10-B (Kris has a knife, and a debaaaaatable above baseline 10-B/10-A/9-C feat?)

 

[Comiphorous]

Just Susie, everyone else is 10-B

Actual tomfoolery.

it'll work though.

 

[Ikelaggan]

man what the bird doin'?

Don't know what you heard

 

[Comiphorous]

Don't know what you heard

They ain’t the biggest bird…..

 

[Starter_Pack]

Both combatants seem to be baseline AP-wise due to being calcless. Between the two, while the opila bird is more or less a wild animal probably no smarter or stronger than an emu or a rhea. Surviving a long fall is a big deal in on itself; assuming the Opila Bird is no different from a rhea in weight, just 34 centiseconds of falling would put the bird's durability above baseline Street Level durability-wise.

As much as I like Susie, there is a character flaw in her that would put this more in the Opila Bird's favor. Judging by her aggressive character, Susie would be the kind of person who wouldn't pay attention in class because "lol school boring af." It's likely she wouldn't catch onto the Opila Bird remaining perfectly still, which is something a person would not catch onto unless they watched a lotta nature documentaries. I feel wouldn't be in-character for Susie to watch any documentary since she likely wouldn't sit the **** still! From there, the bird would get the jump on Susie and would very likely slash and peck at Susie like a cassowary on heat! And before you bring up the axe, the bird is no stranger to slashing damage, so there's that as well.

So yeah, sorry miss "GOD ******* DAMMIT KRIS! WHERE THE **** ARE WE?!", the bird takes the win here.

I like Flashlight's explanation here.

I'll vote the funny horror birb FRA.

 

[LeoEpicGamer8910]

Bird FRA

 

[ShockingPsychic]

Bumpbump

 

[Bendynoah10]

Eat Chalk and Bird Up.

Both 9-C, Susie's 7-B stuff is restricted.

Takes place in the hallways of Hometown School.

Susie:

Opila Bird: 3

The fact that this mother ****** has a profile is a profile is crazy

 

[Bendynoah10]

But like Susie loses because opila is the biggest bird

 

[ShockingPsychic]

Vote counted

 

[Board3659]

Big bird FRA

 

[Comiphorous]

im da biggest bird FRA

 

[ShockingPsychic]

biggest bird FRA

thus begins the #OPILASWEEP

 

[Comiphorous]

#OPILASWEEP

Nah **** that im boutta put this bird against a bigger bird

 

[Bendynoah10]

Nah **** that im boutta put this bird against a bigger bird

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