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the real world (verse)

  1. H3110l12345I20

    How long would you survive your favorite verses?

    Rules: Unless you've made your own profile in any of the "What's your tier in real life?" thread or have any statistics that would make you above or below the average person, your default statistics will be from here [if your biological sex is female, you'll be in the female key, same thing...
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    • fun and games h3110l12345i20/the-average-human-(the-real-world)/ human the real world (verse)
    • Replies: 36
    • Forum: Fun and Games
  2. Oiguana2701

    Shark finds alien snake... thing (0-6-0)

    Great White Shark vs. Crabsnake Rules: Fight takes place in the Jellyshroom Cave Both start around 25 meters away from eachother So that's it. If anything's unfair, tell me. Generic big shark: Advantage of faster (in short busts) and better bite force Big snake arthropod: 6 Advantage in LS...
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    • crabsnake crabsnake (subnautica) great white shark great white shark (the real world) subnautica the real world the real world (verse) vs matches
    • Replies: 33
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  3. H3110l12345I20

    Dog Man fights a doggy (The Dog-headed Man vs a Husky)

    You heard of the title Speed is equalized. Me Tall! I'm the Alpha!: Woof Wof:
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    • fc/oc versus battles husky piggy soda the dog-headed man the real world (verse)
    • Replies: 1
    • Forum: Versus Battles
  4. H3110l12345I20

    (GRACE) A doggy defends against a psychopath (Kangal Dog vs Patrick Bateman)

    Patrick is trying to kill a dude, but the dog steps in to protect it's owner. Notes needed: Kangals are as long as, if not longer than an average person's height when standing up Conditions: Speed is equal Anything above 10-A is restricted SBA in other conditions unspecified. No, this is...
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    • american psycho kangal dog patrick bateman the real world (verse) versus threads
    • Replies: 32
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  5. H3110l12345I20

    Mirror mirror on the wall, who's the more savage animal of them all? (Chimp vs Pit Bull)

    2 savage animal 10-Bs? I'm surprised no one considered making this match. Notable facts to consider: Pitbulls are remarkably smaller than chimps on average; I'll be using 2 males, which are 27 kg max on average. Pitbulls have insane durability+endurance much more than a chimp. Durability Can...
  6. H3110l12345I20

    An idol fights 2 fat Rhinos (Suisei Hoshimachi vs White Rhinoceros)

    Continuing the legendary hunting matches LOL. I'll be generous to Suisei since she's fighting a literal 2.3 ton animal. But I should also note that the rhino has bad eyesight, but it can pinpoint the origins of sounds with it's hearing. Conditions Suisei has 5 mins of prep time to come up...
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    • elephant hololive suisei hoshimachi the real world (verse) versus threads
    • Replies: 3
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  7. H3110l12345I20

    An idol fights ELEPHANTS! (Suisei Hoshimachi vs Elephant)

    You know, I want to join the Ari spam in the most ridiculous way possible, but I had to think first on what should Susie hunt. She's creative, but doesn't have hunting experience, so I might as well give her prep and make her fight some thing epic like a dino. But their quantified AP calcs...
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    • elephant hololive suisei hoshimachi the real world (verse) versus battles
    • Replies: 5
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  8. H3110l12345I20

    (NEEDS VOTES) Waltuh fights a Savage Squidward (Walter White vs Humboldt Squid)

    Conditions: SBA Battle takes place in the bikini bottom in a replica of Squidward's house during the day Walt will have 10 mins of prep with prior knowledge of the squid. But this match will restrict anything above 10-A physically+Walt's Smith & Wesson Model 442 is in his left hand only. Both...
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    • breaking bad humboldt squid the real world (verse) vs matches walter white
    • Replies: 8
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  9. H3110l12345I20

    My "The Average Human" profile discussion thread

    ^^^ I have this huge outdated profile of the average joe. And I'll set up a general discussion thread here. I'll be usually contributing to the profile during Saturdays, at least 1 hr a week (temporarily halted progress) Top Question Who wants to have fun in the "How long would you survive...
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    • fun and games h3110l12345i20/the-average-human-(the-real-world)/ human the real world (verse)
    • Replies: 93
    • Forum: Fun and Games
  10. Oiguana2701

    Prehistoric boar vs current boar

    Placerias Vs Central European Boar Rules: Battle takes place in an African savannah They start 5 meters away from eachother Who wins? Placerias: Boar: Incon:
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    • boar placerias placerias (real world) the real world the real world (verse) vs battles vs thread vs threads wild boar
    • Replies: 3
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  11. Hortonhearsahoot

    A Tale of Two Sprayers

    Bombardier Beetle vs Velvet Worm -This fight takes place on a tree branch. -Velvet Worm is 30mm long -Both are a meter away from each other -SBA otherwise Kamikazee Bug: Silly String of Death: Inconclusive:
  12. H3110l12345I20

    (GRACE) Joel and Ellie goes hunting for elephants! (Joel Miller and Ellie (TLoU Video Game))

    Ok. I know that I want to be the "hahahha 9-B guy fights large animal", but I want matches like these to be fair. So I decided to invite the Last of Us to hunt some poor Elephants to see if the Elephants will become more poaching victims, or this will be another incident of Elephants crushing 2...
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    • elephant ellie (the last of us) joel (the last of us video game) the last of us the real world (verse) versus threads
    • Replies: 36
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  13. H3110l12345I20

    Thrax fights a fis parasite (Thrax vs Myxobolus shekel)

    For the record, the smallest animal ever is pretty obsure, so I decided to match up it against Thrax to show everyone this animal exists. Conditions: Speed equalized. Battle takes place in a paradoxical human-fish hybrid body. The animal has 5 days of preparation. Thrax: Smol Animal: Incon:
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    • myxobolus shekel osmosis jones the real world (verse) thrax versus threads
    • Replies: 9
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  14. H3110l12345I20

    (GRACE) Near fights a doggy (Near Death Note vs Labrador Retriever)

    Wof. Woof. Near has prior knowledge of the dog and has a minute of preparation. Speed is equalized. Near to being a bestie: 7 (ThePrimalHunter, Fallen_Angelicx, Hiiilt, James_Plays_4_Games, AThe1412, TegamiBachi25, the OP (me)) I can't imagine a world without light being brought from my best...
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    • death note (verse) labrador retriever near the real world (verse) versus threads
    • Replies: 23
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  15. Hortonhearsahoot

    Godzilla’s long lost brother fights an odd looking snake

    The two characters are 5 feet away from each other on a tree branch, but SBA otherwise Chameleon: Chinese Red-Headed Centipede: Coyote Peterson appears and somehow manages to get stung by both of them (Incon):
  16. XSOULOFCINDERX

    Yao Guai vs Cave Bear [0-0-0]

    These two Specimens are at their peaks and the fight takes place in an environment suited to them both. Yao Guai : Cave Bear : Incon :
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    • cave bear fallout real life real world reality the real world the real world (verse) yao guai
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  17. H3110l12345I20

    IRL Paper has a profile.

    https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Paper Lol. This seems so out of place lol. This profile should be prohibited by the site rules, so if I have time tommorrow/afterwards, I'll report this to the rule violations thread nvm, Agnaa deleted the page I mean, you can theoretically bleed a person to...
  18. Oiguana2701

    Alien with a weird shape on its head fights a dog 0-7-0

    Butthead Alien vs Bull Terrier Rules: Fight takes place in the underground rainforest SBA Alien: Dog: 7 Cat (incon):
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    • bull terrier butthead aliens butthead aliens (evolution 2001) evolution (2001 movie) the real world the real world (verse) versus battle versus thread
    • Replies: 25
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  19. ThePrimalHunter

    What Is Your Real Life Tier? FC/OC Edition

    Thanks to Rayfire for inspiring me to make this Title says it all. This has been done quite a few times on Vs Battles Wiki, as well as other VS thread sites like ComicVine, but I wanted to make one for FC/OC since I'm more involved in this community and the last one of these was like 3 years...
  20. XSOULOFCINDERX

    Megasaurus CRT

    This profile states it can produce 211,011,171 joules however its not rated at 9-A when 9-A starts at 23 Megajoules. Was this a mistake or did someone put the wrong output on the profile?
  21. H3110l12345I20

    (GRACE) School Boy fights a monke 2.0 (Elliot vs Chimpanzee)

    Continuing from this thread. Speed is equal. Elliot is bloodlusted. Elliot: Me. Monke. Me Want Murder!: 4 (me, SSB64, HonestlyBored24, MintyBoi1) Incon: This match is a part of the "A Girl in All Boy School Gacha Life Cringe Tournament!"!
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    • a girl in all boy school chimpanzee the real world (verse) versus battles
    • Replies: 19
    • Forum: Versus Battles
  22. H3110l12345I20

    School Boy fights a bird 2.0 (Marsh vs Emu)

    Continuing from this thread. Marshmellows with strange-tasting chicken sounds egg-cellent! Speed is equal. Birdie: 4+1? (AThe1412?, Javenplayz253, LeoEpicGamer8910, MintyBoi1, me) Boi: Incon: This match is a part of the "A Girl in All Boy School Gacha Life Cringe Tournament!"!
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    • a girl in all boy school the real world (verse) tournament versus threads
    • Replies: 7
    • Forum: Versus Battles
  23. H3110l12345I20

    (GRACE) King of the schoot fights a bunch of monke 2.0 (Marsh vs 3 Chimpanzees)

    Continuing from this thread. Marshmellows sound sweet and tasty Speed is equal. Battle takes place in Marsh's school. 4 no, 3 chimps are trying to take down Marsh. Marshy: Monke: 4 (Rayfire, HonestlyBored24, H3110l12345I20, Witchakorn) Marshmonkesandvich (incon): This match is a part of...
  24. Hortonhearsahoot

    CRT for some aquatic animals (Real World)

    Real World pages with an animal in the Asteroidea Class should gain Body Control due to sources of them expanding their stomachs out of their mouth to eat prey, although it's worth noting that only more advanced kinds like Common Starfishes and Crown-of-Thorns ones have this. It's very likely...
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    • air manipulation axolotl content revision thread immortality intelligence marksmanship regeneration the real world (verse) water manipulation
    • Replies: 30
    • Forum: Content Revision
  25. Peppersalt43

    Monsters in the sewers (Hanged Scratcher vs American Alligator)

    The Gator : 7 The Scratcher : 0 Incon : 0 Female Alligator used Speed equalized Fight takes place in a sewer, 20 meters apart with no line of sight
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    • american alligator hanged scratcher silent hill (verse) the real world the real world (verse)
    • Replies: 15
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  26. Hortonhearsahoot

    Obese kermit vs. Fast Bird (American Bullfrog vs. Greater Roadrunner) 0-0-0

    Starting distance is 3 feet Location: Patch of land adjacent to a shallow pond SBA otherwise American Bullfrog: Greater Roadrunner:
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    • american bullfrog animals greater road runner real world the real world (verse)
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  27. Hortonhearsahoot

    Star-nosed Mole vs Praying Mantis (CONCLUDED)

    Starting distance is 1.5 feet Battle Location: Typical backyard Neither are aggressive to each other during the beginning, and the Star-nosed mole isn't aware of the mantis yet. SBA otherwise Resetti: 7 (Hortonhearsahoot, Arceus0x, XSOULOFCINDERX, Dinamic8000, Epiccheev, JustANormalLemon...
  28. H3110l12345I20

    (GRACE) CH fights a bunch of monkes (Composite Human (Real World) vs 4 Chimpanzees)

    Conditions: VBW SBA conditions and standard VBW thread rules otherwise. 4 chimps try to attack CH, but they all start at least 10 m away from CH. Speed is equal and there's no preparation time for both opponents Best Human: 7 (SatellaTheWoE, MaybeWantsToEdit/G-Toasty, Mariogoods, Undylan...
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    • chimpanzee composite human (real world) monke the real world (verse) the real world what-if? mergings vs thread
    • Replies: 59
    • Forum: Vs Thread
  29. H3110l12345I20

    (GRACE (0-7-0)) Waltuh White fights a flock of Turkeys (Walter White vs Common Turkey)

    Yes. Conditions: 7 bloodlusted Turkeys try to kill Mister White. Speed is equalized. SBA conditions in other conditions unspecified. Gobble gobble! Happy 2 month late thanksgiving!: I did not sign up for the drug trade to fight a bunch of Turkeys: 7 (Me, JustANormalLemon, noninho...
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    • breaking bad common turkey the real world (verse) vs threads walter white
    • Replies: 28
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  30. H3110l12345I20

    Light fights a dinosaur (Light Yagami vs Protoceratops)

    Conditions: Speed equalized, Light has 1 min of prep. Light is the light of L lol: 1 Everybody do the dinosaur!: 1 Dinosaurs aren't human! The death note is useless! (Incon):
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    • death note (verse) light yagami protoceratops the real world (verse) versus threads
    • Replies: 23
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  31. ThePrimalHunter

    A Teenager vs A Danger Doggo (Oscar Qualls vs Striped Hyena) (GRACE)

    It's 4 A.M for me rn and I'm too tired to think of a creative story, so feel free to make up your own Oscar Qualls vs Striped Hyena Ground Rules: Fight takes place in a safari Oscar is bare-handed Oscar's 1st key is used The Striped Hyena is 10-B Speed Unequal (Peak Human Speed Oscar is used)...
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    • not a kind world oscar qualls striped hyena that one classmate the real world the real world (verse)
    • Replies: 11
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  32. H3110l12345I20

    (VOTES NEEDED) The Human Race fights some random person that also has it's stuff (The Human Race (The Real World) vs Composite Human)

    Conditions: " Who would win? CH with 20 years of prepare time and blodlusted Or https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/The_Human_Race_(The_Real_World) "-JustANormalLemon. This is a scenario of whether CH could defeat or rule all of humanity. Us: Us, but even cooler: 5 (King_Dom470...
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    • composite human (real world) the human race (the real world) the real world (verse) the real world what-if? mergings vs thread
    • Replies: 102
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  33. Vehicles with highest KE ever

    I'm attempting to rank the real world vehicles of all time by their maximum kinetic energy. I have performed some calculations already and this is what I have so far: Gerald R Ford nuclear powered warship: KE = (1/2)(10^8)(15.6)^2 = 1.21 × 10^10 J (large building level, high 8-C) Heaviest oil...
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    • car real world rocket ship space probe space shuttle the real world the real world (verse) train vehicles
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    • Forum: General Discussion
  34. Oiguana2701

    Lizard vs bat thing (The Real World vs Godzilla) 0-7-0 (ADDED)

    Iguana vs Dorat So: Both start 3 meters away from eachother. That's it. Mammal(?): Lizard: 7 Incon:
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    • dorat godzilla iguana king ghidora real life the real world the real world (verse) versus battle versus thread
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  35. Energy to destroy great wall of China

    Destroying the great wall of China is (un)surprisingly not a wall level feat. The wall has a mass of 50 million tonnes = 5 × 10^10 kg. It is made of various stones including brick and marble. The density of most stones are about 2200kg/m^3 to 2800kg/m^3 so I assume the average to be about...
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    • great wall great wall of china real world the real world the real world (verse) wall level
    • Replies: 2
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  36. Argentinosaurus incorrect GPE?

    On Argentinosaurus' profile it calculates GPE at 5 MJ assuming centre of gravity is 6.5 metres high. Couldn't it stand up on 2 legs like many images of it depict to get to centre of mass at least 13 metres above ground raising GPE to 10 MJ?
  37. King_Dom470

    Tiger vs T. Rex (0-0-0)

    Rules: Speed equal Battle takes place in a cretaceous rainforest SBA for everything else Dinosaurus: Scales to 87009.58 Joules Stuffed Tiger: Scales to 126162.321244 Joules Incon:
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    • calvin and hobbes hobbes (calvin and hobbes) the real world (verse) tyrannosaurus rex
    • Replies: 21
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  38. JustANormalLemon

    Vermin Kings (Real World) (RAT vs 100 Cockroachs)(0-7-0)(grace)

    NORWAY (BROWN) RAT vs 100 COCKROACHES Rules: Battle takes place in a island of trash with a radius of 10 meters floating on sewer water The Roaches start hidden and around the Rat 1 meter away Both are Bloodlusted Biggest Norway rat used Averge size Roaches used Friendly Fire off The RAT...
  39. JustANormalLemon

    Mr.Burns fights a Penguin? 3 (Simpsons vs The Real World)(GRACE)

    MR. BURNS vs EMPEROR PENGUIN Rules: 10-C Mr.Burns Battle takes place at a zoo penguin exibity on land If I can, Burns has that bat from the gif on his profile Speed is NOT equalized Exellent: Honk: 7 (AThe1412, JustANormalLemon, TheShape03, Mariogoods, HonestlyBored24, koopa3144...
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    • emperor penguin (learn to fly) mr. burns the real world the real world (verse) the simpsons
    • Replies: 29
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  40. H3110l12345I20

    Chicken man fights a savage birdie (Gustavo Fring vs Cassowary)

    I'm dying to post this thread lol. I wonder why Gus hasn't had a match up, considering that he's a notable character in the BB verse. Conditions: Speed Equalized; Gus has 2 mins of prep, box cutter, and knowledge on how to restrain a Cassowary. Both opponents start 6 m away from each other...
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    • breaking bad cassowary gustavo fring the real world (verse) versus threads
    • Replies: 39
    • Forum: Versus Threads
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