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the real world

  1. Oliver_de_jesus

    Beyond Infinity into Sex | Floppa vs Buzz Lightyear

    The battle takes place in Andy's yard. Speed is equalized Both have no knowledge on each other SBA for everything else Toy buzz is used ------------------------------------------- The True CEO of Sex: 2 Children's Childhood Toy: Doctor Sex:
  2. DaReaperMan

    Real World: Honey Badgers are badass mother ******* running on rage

    Here's a Badger 3v1ing some Leopards and proceeding to win. While it was injured, I think I saw it limping when it trotted away, but damn Here's a Badger 5 or 6v1ing some young lions and a couple of Lionesses and proceeding to walk away with similar injuries as it did the 3 Leopards So what...
  3. H3110l12345I20

    Lee fights a bear (Lee Everett vs Grizzly Bear)

    SBA, Lee lands the first attack on the bear. Speed is equal. Lee beats up a fat boi: 1 (RanaProGamer, ) Incon: Bear yeets Lee's skull to egypt: 2 (Darkvie123, MaybeWantsToEdit, )
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    • grizzly bear lee everett (the walking dead) the real world the real world (verse) the walking dead
    • Replies: 58
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  4. Flashlight237

    Lightning McQueen vs Elephant

    While a race car is capable of around 6 megajoules rounded to the nearest whole number, here's the thing. That's based on the KE of a car when its moving, which is only applied when it rams into something. Cars ramming into things never went well! Now, one could argue that a car in the Cars...
  5. ShockingPsychic

    The Pig vs. literally just a pig (Saw VS. Real Life) (yeah)

    As a test from her master, Amanda Young must take down a large pig in combat. Amanda Young Vs. A Pig Both are 10-A. They fight in the Saw 1 bathroom. Amanda only has her syringe. Pig is bloodlusted. Roar: 3 Oink:
  6. I'm_Blue_daba_dee_daba_die

    Minor Gorilla Revision

    Nothing large, it says on the profile that the longest lived Gorilla was 60 years old. But there is a living gorilla named Fatou who is 65 years old, and one named Trudy who died In 2017 who was aged 63. So the profile should say captive gorillas live up to 65 years old instead of 60...
  7. Tllmbrg

    Condensing Natural Phenomena into one page

    https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/The_Real_World#Natural_Phenomena/Impacts/Explosions/Other_Events This entire section is problematic, as it uses Weapon format for stuff which are well not weapons I should mention some of this like GRB 080916C and Halifax Explosion aren't even used anywhere on...
  8. Flashlight237

    Bull Shark vs Tiger Shark

    Okay, so now we have a classic match-up: who would win in a fight? A bull shark or a tiger shark? Since neither shark would survive in Central Park, I'll keep it simple. Both sharks are fifty meters apart and the battle takes place in the ocean. That being said, here are their profiles.: Bull...
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    • bull shark real world the real world tiger shark tiger shark (real world)
    • Replies: 67
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  9. H3110l12345I20

    (FIRST GRACE AFTER 4 YEARS) Back From The Dead... (Composite Human (Real World) Vs Polar Bear)

    Who cares that composite human is kicked out of the main wiki? Can't we continue doing composite-thing matches here? So in my research for human hysterical strength LS, I came across this case of a mother fighting & wrestling a 318 kg Polar Bear. Even if the woman in question did move the bear...
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    • composite human (real world) polar bear the real world the real world what-if? mergings
    • Replies: 63
    • Forum: Vs Thread
  10. Flashlight237

    Vampire Plant vs Anaconda

    Okay, so these guys have fairly similar feats, plus they have similar ways of hunting. Both the Vampire Plant and the Anaconda are, well, ambush predators. The vampire plant had choked a man to unconsciousness before. As for the anaconda... Hmm... While Burmese and Reticulated Pythons have eaten...
  11. Starter_Pack

    When Prey Fights Back (Fennec Fox vs. Rabbit) (Voting Completed)

    Nope, I am not pulling your leg. This isn't some half-truth leading to a couple of controversial anime characters doing a high-stakes battle that'll go on for days. What is on the label is what you are getting. Real life fox vs. real life bunny. Who will win? Good question, let's find out. In...
  12. Peppypony

    Big scary wasp fight

    Asian Giant Hornet: 0 Tarantula Hawk Wasp: 0 Inconclusive: 0
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    • asian giant hornet real world tarantula-hawk wasp the real world
    • Replies: 11
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  13. Peppersalt43

    An android faces the dogs of Australia {STOMP}

    Aussie Doggos : 0 Funny Android : 0 Incon : 0 2 Dingoes are present Fight takes place Central Highlands, 30 meters apart with no LoS Speed equalized
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    • connor (detroit: become human) dingo (real world) real world the real world
    • Replies: 13
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  14. H3110l12345I20

    Real Life Big Animals CRT

    Hmmm... my research on human durability feats & antifeats, along with many other acts has led me to these valuable sources that I deem notable & deserving to go into a CRT: [/SPOILER] [/SPOILER] [/SPOILER]
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    • blue whale domestic pig elephant grizzly bear hippopotamus orca polar bear the real world the real world (verse) tiger (real world)
    • Replies: 1,116
    • Forum: Content Revision
  15. Peppersalt43

    Underwater Ambush (Specimen 13 vs Anaconda)

    The Siren : 0 The Constrictor : 7 Incon : 0 Speed equalized Fight takes place in a brackish lake, 20 meters apart with no LoS
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    • anaconda specimen 13 spooky's jump scare mansion the real world the real world (verse)
    • Replies: 56
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  16. Peppersalt43

    Slug vs Insect Part 2

    One of The Biggest Slugs : 7 One of the Biggest Insects : 0 Incon : 0 10-C versions used Fight takes place at the bottom of a tree, 2 centimetres apart
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    • banana slug the real world the real world (verse) titan beetle
    • Replies: 37
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  17. Peppersalt43

    Subnautica vs IRL Creatures Part 4

    Water Fish : 0 Terror of the deep : 7 Incon : 0 Fight takes place in the lost river, 10 centimeters apart Female Anglerfish used and Bladderfish is bloodlusted Speed equalized 10-C versions used It's been a while but it's about time I continue this series
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    • humpback anglerfish lava larva subnautica the real world the real world (verse)
    • Replies: 39
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  18. Peppersalt43

    Slug vs Insect Part 1

    Blue Glaucus : 0 Giant Water Bug : 0 Incon : 7 Fight takes place in a brackish swamp, 2 centimetres apart
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    • blue glaucus giant water bug the real world the real world (verse)
    • Replies: 13
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  19. Why

    Old Yellowman fights an angry white hornet

    Bald-Faced Hornet VS. Mr. Burns. Yep, another Burns vs. Small insect battle. Both are 10-C Speed Equalized. Voting ends February 10th Explain how they win when your voting Burns does not have his gun Who wins? Burns: BFH:
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    • bald-faced hornet mr.burns the real world the real world (verse) the simpsons
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  20. Tllmbrg

    Black Bear CRT

    Alright changing multiple stats and adding a weakness so let's go: Black Bear varies from 90 to 500 pounds on average and with their running speed stated to be 30 mph - Quick Black Bear Facts by North America Bear Center This ends up with a KE value of between 3.67124639137 Kiliojoule (9-C) up...
  21. ShockingPsychic

    Berdly fights literally just a real falcon.

    10-B Deltarune matches are the future. Berdly (Light World key) Vs. Peregrine Falcon. Both are 10-B, in-character but willing to kill. They start 5 meters apart, and the battlefield is outside of Sans' shop in Hometown. Berdly can't create fountains. Berdly: 6 Bird: 6
  22. SpiteBattles

    Taiga Aisaka vs a Chimpanzee

    While in Ohashi High,a ******* wild Chimpanzee enters school perimeters. Now it’s up to Taiga to fight the Chimp since the Teachers were too [P U S S Y] •Both 10A (restricting bokken for now just cause of simplicity) •Speed equal •Both 10 meters apart •Taiga is in-character,Chimpanzee is...
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    • chimpanzee taiga aisaka the real world the real world (verse) tier 10 tier 9 vsbattles
    • Replies: 3
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  23. Peppersalt43

    When the insect is sus

    Impostor Mantis : 0 Impostor Caterpillar : 7 They get ejected into The Abyss : 0 10-C versions used Fight takes place in Nosk's boss room, 5 centimetres apart Story Below With many of the greatest warriors of Hallownest having fallen, the bugs that were left desperately required hope. And...
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    • grub mimic hollow knight (verse) mantidfly the real world the real world (verse)
    • Replies: 28
    • Forum: Versus Threads

  24. How level is this?

    good, as you will see in the title my question is directed to the question which level would have the following events that I am going to mention. 1) Quasar ex: quasar J0313-1806 which is powered by a gigantic supermassive black hole 1,600 million times more massive than our Sun...
  25. Aguywhodoesthings

    Insect Brackets Round 6: Cicada Killer Wasp vs Tarantula Hawk Wasp

    2nd match of the half finals and the overall 6th round of the real world insect brackets fighters start 10cm away from each other Cicada Killer Wasp: Tarantula-Hawk Wasp: 7 (JustANormalLemon, FinePoint, Lou_change, Peppersalt43, J.J._Chambers, RandomGuy2345, me) Inconclusive:
  26. Aguywhodoesthings

    Insect Brackets Round 5: Praying Mantis vs Bullet Ant

    the first match of the half finals and the overall 5th round of the real world insect brackets fighters start on a grass field and melee range away from each other (so like a couple centimeters lol) speed equalized and there are 5 ants Praying Mantis: 3 (Lou_change, Peppersalt43, J.J._Chambers)...
  27. Aguywhodoesthings

    Insect Brackets Round 4: Executioner Wasp vs Tarantula-Hawk Wasp

    Fourth round of the real world insect brackets fighters start 10cm away from each other Executioner Wasp: Tarantula-Hawk Wasp: 7 Inconclusive:
  28. MistaClean

    9-B Real World Brackets Round 3: Lion vs Komodo Dragon

    Lion vs Komodo Dragon Battle takes place in the island of Komodo Lion: Dragon: 2 (JustANormalLemon, Akidwholiketopowerscale)
  29. Coolboy6

    Thanos is quite the sussy baka

    Both 9-B, speed equalized Mad Dino: 1 Amogus: 4
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    • among us imposter (among us) thanos simonattoi the real world
    • Replies: 16
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  30. Aguywhodoesthings

    Insect Brackets Round 3: Red-Headed Centipede vs Cicada Killer Wasp

    Round 3 of the Real World Insect Brackets Centipede is larger than the wasp but not by enough for the wasp to be unable to effectively harm it Battle takes place in a forest and fighters start 10cm away from each other Chinese Red-Headed Centipede: 2 Cicada Killer Wasp: 1 Inconclusive:
  31. Aguywhodoesthings

    Insect Brackets Round 2: Bullet Ant vs Dobsonfly

    Second round of the Real World Insect Brackets Battle takes place on an empty field, male Dobsonfly is used, fighters start 15cm away from each other Dobsonfly: Bullet Ant: 7 Inconclusive:
  32. Aguywhodoesthings

    Insect Brackets Round 1: Asian Giant Hornet vs Praying Mantis

    First round of the Real World Insect Brackets starts now Battle starts on top of a tree branch and the insects start 1 meter away from each other Murder Hornet: 1 Praying Mantis: Inconclusive: 7
  33. Aguywhodoesthings

    Real World Insect Brackets

    I have never done these before so point out any problems you have with the rules or anything else I'll be doing 8 characters with 1 character per user (may be changed in the future) Rules Character must be an insect and be from the real world (as the title says) Only Small Size (Type 2) insects...
  34. Jasonsith

    Real Life Robot Discussion Thread

    A Thread dedicated to discuss real life humanoid / animaloid / giant fighting robots, including but not limited to: Boston Dynamics MegaBots Inc Suidobashi Heavy Industry Tesla Inc Sony Group Corporation Honda Motor Company Limited Chinese National University of Defense Technology in Changsha...
  35. MistaClean

    9-B Real World Brackets Round 2: Cave Bear vs Nile Crocodile

    Cave Bear vs Nile Crocodile Standard Battle Assumptions are used Battle takes place in a forest with a lake in it. The Crocodile starts in the water while the Bear starts on the land. Cave Bear: 1 (Dusty_Raider) Nile Crocodile: 7 (Akidwholiketopowerscale, JustANormalLemon...
  36. DaReaperMan

    Bear Hugger vs an Elephant

    Start 20 meters away Speed equal Battle takes place in some African plains THICC TRUNK!: 1 THICC BOI: 0 incon: 0
  37. MistaClean

    9-B Real World Brackets Round 1: White Rhino vs American Bison

    American Bison vs White Rhinoceros Standard Battle Assumptions are used Bison: Rhino: 7 (Akidwholiketopowerscale, JustANormalLemon, ThePrimalHunter, Psychomaster35, Dusty_Raider, AlephNullscp, Peppersalt43)
  38. OriginFox

    The Real World Vs Titans

    The Real World VS Titans Round 1: No prep time, no knowledge, no nukes Round 2: 3 month prep time, limited knowledge, no nukes Rouns 3: 5 month prep time, extensive knowledge of titans, nukes allowed
  39. AbaddonTheDisappointment

    A gamer fights a dinosaur

    Kirito (Aincrad) vs Utahraptor Kirito is in his Floor 1 (Aria of a Starless Night) key (9-C) Speed Equalized Kirito: Utahraptor: Incon
  40. MistaClean

    King Hippo vs real life Hippo

    King Hippo vs Hippopotamus Speed is equal Both are at 9-B SBA Otherwise The King: The Peasant: They both go out for lunch:
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