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the real world

  1. AppleMaker

    Powerscaler fights an ancient man (AppleMaker vs Homo Floresiensis) (1-0-0)

    Rules: Speed is not equalized AppleMaker have 10-A physical AP and 9-C durability Homo Floresiensis have a club AppleMaker have a metal pipe Battle takes place in a time square Starting distance is 20 meters I'm stronger than you: 1 (@Mahek_The_Assassin_Silent_Killer) Attack Potency scales to...
  2. AppleMaker

    Powerscaler fights a YouTuber (AppleMaker vs Avocado MrBeast) (0-3-0)

    (Please don't be stomp) Rules: AppleMaker have 10-A AP and 9-C Dura Mr Beast is 9-C All weapons and equipment are restricted Speed is not equalized AppleMaker have average stamina and athletic LS Both are bloodlusted All possible/likely abilities/skills are restricted Powerscaler who lost his...
    • AppleMaker
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    • mrbeast mrbeast (avocado animations) powerscaler the real world
    • Replies: 11
    • Forum: Versus Battles
  3. AppleMaker

    1000 Withers vs Human race (0-2-0)

    Basically I watched this short of Trxce and genuinely got interested how well humanity could do against withers (Trxce insanely lowballed Steve). Let's see how fair this matchup could get Rules: Speed is not equalized (could be changed if needed) Wither can spawn wither skeletons Human race...
    • AppleMaker
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    • minecraft the human race (the real world) the real world wither
    • Replies: 23
    • Forum: Fun and Games
  4. AppleMaker

    "I'm fighting... Myself? Again?" (AppleMaker vs Ditto) (5-1-1)

    Rules: Ditto is given time to transform AppleMaker is under effect of painkillers (after ditto transformed) All equipment is restricted Both have below average stamina (since he copied me) Actual me: 5 (@AppleMaker); (@Qurbonboev); (@Lloydblitzed); (@TheOrangeGuy09); (@Kazuma_kuwabara) Better...
    • AppleMaker
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    • ditto ditto (pokémon) fun and games pokémon the real world
    • Replies: 15
    • Forum: Fun and Games
  5. AppleMaker

    "Finally I found opponent in the same weight category" (AppleMaker vs Aardvark) (5-1-0)

    Rules: Speed is not equalized Aardvark is 80 kg (10-A) AppleMaker have prior knowledge of it's claws, teeth and what not AppleMaker is at his strongest physical keys Starting distance is 100 meters Battle takes place on that planet Cheetah victimizer: 5 (@Qurbonboev)...
    • AppleMaker
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    • aardvark fun and games powerscaler the real world
    • Replies: 30
    • Forum: Fun and Games
  6. AppleMaker

    Axe vs Metal pipe and knife (Alastor vs AppleMaker) (0-3-0)

    Rules: Speed is equalized AppleMaker is 10-A physically and have knife with metal pipe Alastor is in his human key and have his axe Battle takes place in a narrow hallway Starting distance is 10 meters Both are bloodlusted AppleMaker brute forces his way to victory: 3 Alastor outskills his...
    • AppleMaker
    • Thread
    • alastor (black gryph0n) powerscaler the real world
    • Replies: 5
    • Forum: Fun and Games
  7. AppleMaker

    "You can pretty much overpower a cheetah with moderate difficulty" (AppleMaker vs Cheetah) (6-2-0)

    Shoutout to @H3110l12345I20 for this quote Rules: Speed is equalized (no KE one-shot, lmao) AppleMaker have no equipment (no firecracker throw gg) Both have average stamina SBA AppleMaker actually overpowers a cheetah: 6 (@Greatsage13th); (@Qurbonboev); (@Delusionaltx2); (@Kazuma_kuwabara)...
  8. AppleMaker

    "Did you say the C word?" (AppleMaker vs 4 Unitrees R1) (3-0-0)

    Rules: Speed is not equalized AppleMaker is surrounded Unitrees have 10-B AP AppleMaker's equipment, athletic speed and 9-C dura are restricted Both sides have Below average stamina Battle takes place in Coliseum Starting distance is 5 meters Everything else is SBA AppleMaker aura farms on...
  9. JustANormalLemon

    Megasquid vs A Elephant (GRACE)

    The Megasquid vs A IRL Elephant I'm not sure the megasquid profile is good enough to use but This will have to do for now Rules: Takes place in a minecraft flat world They start at 30 meters apart Megasquid: Elephant: 7 (Oiguana2701,Deadguy999, CatLover313, Ztesrxgdfjcvgkbh, MannyQ361...
    • JustANormalLemon
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    • elephant elephant (real world) megasquid the future is wild the real world the real world (verse)
    • Replies: 35
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  10. AppleMaker

    Self-loathing be like (The Real World AppleMaker vs VSBW AppleMaker) (1-6-0)

    Don't worry, round 12 of my tournament is coming soon But anyways, here are the rules: VSBW AppleMaker starts with 0 apples TRW AppleMaker have access to firecrackers (I'm wearing a backpack) and Scooter Both have prior knowledge of each other's hax, abilities and weapons TRW AppleMaker is...
  11. JustANormalLemon

    Boss Baby vs A Elephant (GRACE)

    The Boss Baby vs A IRL Elephant (Idk man, this came wehn serched Boss Baby vs Elephant) or this will be a stomp or It will be not and I guess this is how that works Rules: Takes place in the savana with plent of open space They start at 30 meters apart Boss Baby: Elephant: 8...
    • JustANormalLemon
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    • boss baby elephant elephant (real world) the real world the real world (verse)
    • Replies: 24
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  12. JustANormalLemon

    A elephant vs every ant on earth (Stomp)

    20 quadrillion Fire Ants fight a single Elephan There are an estimated 20 quadrillion (20.000.0000.000.000) ants on Earth. Let's see if this a viable battle Ants: Elephant: Icon:
    • JustANormalLemon
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    • ant elephant elephant (real world) fire ant the real world the real world (verse)
    • Replies: 22
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  13. ThePrimalHunter

    "Bro I could DESTROY a Coyote in a fight" (Me vs Coyote) (GRACE)

    So where I live, there's a field me & my friends dubbed "Coyoteville" due to the large Coyote population around that area. Obviously, this sparked up conversation one night while we were there on if we could realistically fend off a coyote attack without weapons. I personally think that I could...
  14. JustANormalLemon

    IRL ELEPHANT VS EVERYTHING!!

    elephant Let's make a elephant fight almost everything, suggest matchups for the elephant to fight against Elephants scale to 125000 joules at the very least and 670000 joules at the very most Here are some alread done: White Rhinoceros (The Real World) White Rhinoceros' Profile (Win) Common...
  15. AppleMaker

    Powerscalers (AppleMaker and Arkansalter2) vs Cereal killers (The painters) (3-0-0)

    Rules: Speed is equalized Everyone have all their melee weapons (no zippo lighter, explosives and scooters for AppleMaker) Arkansalter and AppleMaker at their strongest physical keys Painters are 9-C Battle takes place in the park Starting distance is 10 meters Crashout and Troll: 3...
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    • fun and games powerscaler the painters (urbanspook) the real world
    • Replies: 14
    • Forum: Fun and Games
  16. HonestlyBored24

    Crazy? I was Crazy once. (Ratcatcher II vs. Tyrannosaurus rex) (0-0-0)

    Da Roolz Speed is unequalized. All are in-character, and start 500 meters away. The battle takes place in New York City.. Da Vouts “RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH”: Scales to this; 0.052 Tons of TNT Scales to this; > 13.41 m/s Scales to this; 8.8 Metric Tons “This city isn’t yours! This city is theirs!”...
    • HonestlyBored24
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    • dc extended universe ratcatcher ii (dc extended universe) the real world tyrannosaurus rex (real world)
    • Replies: 25
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  17. AppleMaker

    Is it possible to swing something 120 kg without getting LS into "unrealistic" tiers?

    Basically, is it possible to make this feat stay as Athletic-Peak human, or it will inevitably fall into class 1/class 5 LS? Especially if it's done with the same amount of effort as wielding a sword for normal human
  18. AppleMaker

    "I HATE racism" (me vs elder hody jones) (1-0-0)

    I heard some hate speech from that fishman, I got insanely pissed off by that and tried to beat the heck out of him. But here's a thing - I ran a mini-marathon before that encounter and got exhausted so much that I got dizzy, feel severe pain all over my body and will blackout after 15 seconds...
  19. AppleMaker

    Me vs Flint Lockwood (4-1-0)

    Rules: Both are 10-B Speed is not equalized All equipment is restricted for both Battle takes place in some random Target Starting distance is 5 meters Guy who relies on firecrackers: 4 (@Mahek_The_Assassin_Silent_Killer); (@noninho); (@Oiguana2701); (@Jimboyjuan12) Guy who have a pet monkey...
  20. AppleMaker

    "I know you killed children" (Me vs The Rake)

    Rules: AppleMaker is 10B with above average LS, below average stamina and average intelligence AppleMaker's equipment is restricted Speed is not equalized Starting distance is 5 meters Battle takes place in the forest Both are bloodlusted AppleMaker: 1 (@MannyQ361) The Rake: 2...
  21. AppleMaker

    "I don't fight like this" (AppleMaker vs Streetfighter) (4-0-0)

    Rules: Speed is not equalized AppleMaker is 10-A Street fighter is 9-C Both parties are unarmed Starting distance is 2 meters "It was a self-defense, I swear": 4 "We don't use defense in the street, only destruction": Stamina screwed over both of them (inconclusive):
  22. AppleMaker

    "You can't get away with this" (Me vs Patrick Bateman) (1-6-0)

    (Hope it's not a stomp) Rules: AppleMaker is 10-A with Athletic speed and LS Both parties have prior knowledge AppleMaker have: m1 Garand, zippo lighter, firecrackers and metal pipe Patrick Batemna have: Knives, Pistol and Chainsaw Battle takes place in a park Starting distance is 60 meters No...
    • AppleMaker
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    • american psycho fun and games patrick bateman the real world
    • Replies: 19
    • Forum: Fun and Games
  23. AppleMaker

    "Stoppable force vs Movable object" ahh matchup (Mcdojo guy vs When I see red guy) (0-2-1)

    Basically mcdojo guy bragged about being superior cuz he got a black belt 10th dan (from his mcdojo) and then latter got mad and said "when I see red - it's over". Here are the rules: Both are 10b and have average human stats overall (except intelligence and stamina, it's below average for...
  24. MikeyT232

    Forest man vs naked man (Orangutan vs The Rake)

    Both are allowed piercing damage Speed is equalized The Rake studies the Orangutan for an hour before The Orangutan is granted optional equipment Fight takes place in the Orangutan enclosure SBA for everything else Forest Man: 3 (Oiguana2701, JustaNormalLemon, Deadguy999) Naked Man: 0
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    • athlete orangutan the rake the real world the real world (verse)
    • Replies: 23
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  25. AppleMaker

    "I'll definitely get animal cruelty charges for this" (Me vs Chimpanzee) (0-2-1)

    Long story short - some of my opps sent their chimpanzee after me and ran away, I got pissed off so much by that so I took my metal bar and was ready to at least put up a fight against it Rules: Speed is not equalized (could be changed if it's a stomp) Both parties are bloodlusted I have a...
  26. AppleMaker

    Is it allowed to add serial killers form real life to FC/OC or Alt Battles?

    Since I have some ideas of the matchups involving them and have some knowledge about russian, american, ukrainian and brazilian serial killers (I started to watch some true crime few years ago)
  27. AppleMaker

    [Grace] Ned Leeds vs Me (2-5-0)

    I hope it's not prohibited to make this types of match ups, so yep Rules: AppleMaker is in his 10b key with average human speed and above average human LS AppleMaker's equipment is restricted Ned Leeds in his 10b key Starting distance is 2 meters Death star victimizer: 2 (@Ebihara)...
    • AppleMaker
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    • fun and games ned leeds (marvel cinematic universe) the real world
    • Replies: 25
    • Forum: Fun and Games
  28. AppleMaker

    What kind of stamina this is?

    So, I thought I definitely have and always had below average stamina, but thinking about this again I kinda reconsidered this, since I have multiple phases throughout my life and it may vary a lot. So here's se stamina feats and anti-feats from different time periods: Early childhood: I was...
  29. AppleMaker

    Chinese humans are 7a

    Because they performed that feat
  30. AppleMaker

    Real life glass cannons

    While it's pretty common type of characters in gaming and fiction in general - living beings from real life are rarely have their attack potency way higher than their durability. This thread is made to make a compilation of such rare cases, when someone fragile is capable of delivering powerful...
  31. Oiguana2701

    (GRACE) The largest land carnivore of history vs. the largest land herbivore of today (8-0-0)

    Tyrannosaurus rex Vs. Elephant This is a very simple matchup. Rules: The battle takes place in the Hell Creek Formation They start 30 meters away from eachother Generic dinosaur: 8 Advantage in bite force, weight, environment and experience Relative of the Hyrax: 0 Advantage in...
    • Oiguana2701
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    • elephant elephant (real world) real life real world the real world the real world (verse) tyrannosaurus rex tyrannosaurus rex (real world) vs battles vs threads
    • Replies: 21
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  32. AppleMaker

    Does Nokia 3310 scales to wall level?

    Question is self explanatory. Could it get to 9b tier in ap if it gets shot from cannon or something like that? Also does it have 9b durability or no?
    • AppleMaker
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    • nokias (exaggerated) questions and answers thread the real world the real world (verse) wall level
    • Replies: 10
    • Forum: Questions and Answers
  33. AppleMaker

    How those mental/medical conditions could affect scaling?

    Since I made my thread with questions about durability feats, I got curious about how would certain medical conditions affect tiering/scaling stats of a human. I would be glad if someone from a calc team would notice that post. Also sorry if those questions are kinda inappropriate/unethical to...
  34. AppleMaker

    Your tier in real life (2025)

    Basically I stole got inspired by those threads and wanted to make something similar. How would you scale yourself and your friends/enemies?
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    • fun and games the real world the real world (verse)
    • Replies: 73
    • Forum: Fun and Games
  35. Jerry59

    Hippopotamus vs The Goatman - (7-0-0)

    Speed Equalized Battle takes place in Gracewind Park at midnight, near the lake Both are 20 meters apart Hippo: @Oiguana2701, @Gamecooob, @MannyQ361, @AppleMaker, @Naito-desu, @Deadguy999, @Jerry59 Goatman: Incon:
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    • do you copy? hippopotamus the gracewind goatman the real world
    • Replies: 22
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  36. Oiguana2701

    (GRACE) Another stop-motion character fights a pachyderm (7-0-0)

    The Cyclops (Sinbad Film Series) Vs. An Elephant The cyclops will join Gwangi and the Ymir and also fight the largest land mammal. Rules: Fight takes place in the elephant's natural habitat They start 30 meters away from eachother That's it. One-eyed monster: 7 Advantage of 1.03047884x in...
    • Oiguana2701
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    • cyclops (sinbad film series) elephant elephant (real world) real world the 7th voyage of sinbad the real world the real world (verse) vs matches vs thread
    • Replies: 16
    • Forum: Versus Threads
  37. AppleMaker

    How much ap is needed to break 1 of those boards?

    If someone knows the exact value in joules, please tell me
  38. AppleMaker

    Is it allowed to make weapon vs weapon versus threads/posts?

    By that I mean making match ups such as "kukri vs machete", "katana vs european longsword", "ak-47 vs ak-12", "sledgehammer vs spear" and etc, including "fictional weapon vs fictional weapon"
  39. O0DSF0o

    Earth and Moon Tier Question (The Real World)

    So recently I've been having discussions after creating the Earth and Moon profile on if it should have a tier or not. Personally I think that events should count for it's tier as a vague form of attack, however I've been hearing counterarguments, thoughts?
  40. O0DSF0o

    "Tier: Varies..." Tornado CRT [3-0-0]

    This is simple and generally doesn't change much but Tornado's should be variable tier. We use a lot of Tornado AP's and not every tornado is as strong as the last. So in simple go from: High 8-C to 8-B typically; at most 7-C TO Varies from High 8-C to 8-B typically; at most 7-C Agree: 3...
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